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Originally Posted by callipygian
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I signed up to have our roof replaced a month ago. We didn't have any leaks but I'd noticed that very many ppl on the block (the entire neighborhood was built at the same time) had done theirs, which meant that they had leaks, so since I had the money sitting around I decided to avoid the leak that was sure to come and when it rains in Phoenix it comes down like the flood that lifted Noah's ark.
Naturally, they scheduled the job at the same time that my sister, her almost husband who won't marry her even though they've been together for 15 years, and my brother the nervous wreck are visiting. The banging and smashing starts at 7am.
So then one of the smoke detectors started beeping and since they're all are connected all of the batteries have to be changed at the same time. I called my handyman but he's out of town so he arranged for an associate to come over and he only brought 4 batteries and had to get 4 more. Then it turned out that one of the detectors was broken so he had to get another (actually my sister ran to Ace hardware to get it). In the meantime my dog is a sweetheart at all times and to everybody unless you are a stranger in the house so I had him on a leash but I took my eye off him for one second and he lunged and grabbed the handyman's pants really good but luckily didn't get bit.
2 of the TV's weren't working so I called Cox and they couldn't fix it remotely so the cable guy came over also. He this'd and that'd and everything worked so he left and 2 minutes later the BF, who does investing for his living, started yelling that the internet was not working which is pretty bad if you're in the middle of a trade and my mother's caregiver came and said that the phones weren't working (they're bundled w/ TV and internet w/ Cox) so I called Cox and by some miracle, and wow is it ever a miracle, they picked up right away and arranged for the cable guy to come right back and he tightened an outdoor connection.
Meanwhile, the roofers cover the pool w/ a plastic sheet bec of the dust and wood chips but it was windy and it was flapping around so my brother put a potted plant on it and the pot ended up in the bottom of the pool so my brother felt the water and said it wasn't too cold and he'd fish out the pot that he couldn't manage w/ the pole/net thingy but it's still there and now the plant/soil part is spread all over the place.
Today my brother said he's not having a good time so he might go home early which will cost $300 that he'll expect my mother to pay.
Later today I have to do the weekly supermarket shopping which mom used to do but can't anymore and which I hate plus I have do fix up her weekly medicine boxes which my neurotic sister will double check to make sure I got it right and God forbid I make a mistake.
Other than that everything is fine.