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Old 10-15-2018, 01:48 AM   #2326
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Thirty game would be big deal for me too, because I am broke as ****.
Don't you sell drugs? Thought that would be really lucrative
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Old 10-15-2018, 08:44 AM   #2327
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Don't you sell drugs? Thought that would be really lucrative
I'm a lowly student during the year and a lowly intern during the summers right meow. Catch me summer of 2021 slangin' amlodipine to Howard while throwing brownbirds around though.
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Old 10-19-2018, 10:52 AM   #2328
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Baseball hype making me want to play. Haven't caught a decent fastball in about 22 years. Near the end, my friends were throwing very fast to the point that if they didn't hit the glove, I probably wasn't catching it. My left hand still aches on raw winter days from the fastballs, but I'll still throw you out at 2nd base.
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Old 10-19-2018, 12:07 PM   #2329
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Baseball hype making me want to play. Haven't caught a decent fastball in about 22 years. Near the end, my friends were throwing very fast to the point that if they didn't hit the glove, I probably wasn't catching it. My left hand still aches on raw winter days from the fastballs, but I'll still throw you out at 2nd base.
I was a catcher for many years as well. Miss it a ton but my left thumb will never be the same.
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Old 10-19-2018, 12:23 PM   #2330
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One of my favorite speeches of all time came after a Babe Ruth league postseason loss(single, caught 1 stealing) by my friend's father, the assistant coach. He knew that a lot of us were unlikely to make either high school team, myself included. So it was a nice "farewell to summer ball."

After that, a lot of my friends made the high school team, so I started pinning up K's when they pitched at the park.
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Old 10-19-2018, 12:24 PM   #2331
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Baseball is a pretty funny thing for a ferner or children of ferners. My parents never taught me how to play, so I had to learn the rules one at a time every PE class in second and third grades.

I'm right handed, why am I putting the glove on my left? Oh, so I can throw the ball - where do I throw it? Home?? My home is too far away!

I also had to learn the rules of football by watching the games. I was like super proud of myself for figuring it all out during the '85-'86 season and of course the Patriots went to the Super Bowl and every newspaper in the Boston area had Football 101 primers for people who didn't know how football worked and I was like wotttt fffffuuuuuuuu. But I was happy because ldo Patriots #1 4eva.

Of course I didn't realize the concept that one team could be favored over the other so when the Pats scored first I truly and honestly believed that the Bears were gonna get crushed.

Life is full of broken dreams.
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Old 10-19-2018, 12:32 PM   #2332
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I'm pretty sure(I was 6 years old) that they put us children to bed when dad started really swearing that night.
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Old 10-19-2018, 12:51 PM   #2333
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Ferner?
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:16 PM   #2334
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Say it out loud. Although with some ferners you get more of an L sound instead of an R sound.
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:54 PM   #2335
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Say it out loud. Although with some ferners you get more of an L sound instead of an R sound.
ah..I assumed it was some particular racial slur I wasn't familiar with.
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Old 10-19-2018, 05:42 PM   #2336
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I'm pretty sure(I was 6 years old) that they put us children to bed when dad started really swearing that night.
When I learned that a safety was only 2 points I was pretty happy because I thought the Bears had scored a touchdown!
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Old 10-19-2018, 06:36 PM   #2337
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Re: 2018 NC/LC - Misteaks Were Made

Limit Hold'ems, Running Aces

Dealt 44 in the CO, capped 6 ways preflop

Flop 686, checks through to me and I say "checked around? Daaaangerous six ways"

Turn 4

Bet, call, call, raise, I raise because I'm an idiot: several call the 3 bets

River K

We bet, one caller, I am shocked

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Old 10-19-2018, 09:34 PM   #2338
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I am vacationing in New York this week (and next). This morning, I have fulfilled a dream.

I have played cards with a man called "Doc." (He was a serious nit. JonLocke could have ground him to bits.)

I have slept with several women who were/are crazier than I am.

And as of this morning, I have hit the trifecta. In Syracuse, NY, I was able to eat at a place called "Mom's."

The food was decent. Not excellent, but not bad either.
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Old 10-19-2018, 10:02 PM   #2339
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I too, used to wear the tools of ignorance. Is there some correlation between "poker player body" and catcher? Nah, must be the analytical nature, right?
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Old 10-19-2018, 10:36 PM   #2340
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I feel like AB has had more 3-somes than most people have had 2-somes.

Certainly better than cards with crazy women, sex with mom and eating at Doc's.
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Old 10-19-2018, 11:05 PM   #2341
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Having sex with mom's Doc is in the cards, though.
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Old Yesterday, 12:29 AM   #2342
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Stars gets shut-down for allowing illegal gambling where players could actually win something. I'd love to be able to show Preete Bharara or w/e his name is just how badly Stars is raping the play money players, it's monstrous. I've been playing a bit of Zoom and they rake 100+ in an 1,800 pot. Players are buying $500 chip packages. This really is a sin.
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Old Yesterday, 12:43 AM   #2343
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I ran up the original 10k free stack to 23million in like 15 sessions even with that atrocious rake.
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Old Yesterday, 12:44 AM   #2344
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Then played 50k/100k or whatever NLO8 to run it back down to 1.8 million, so haha jokes on me!
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