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4:30 am

DADDY DADDY I PEED IN MY BED

You're a big boy, change your pants and sheet and put the dirty ones in the washing machine.

I DID I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

09-07-2018 , 05:32 PM

#2103

chillrob

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Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

4:30 am

DADDY DADDY I PEED IN MY BED

You're a big boy, change your pants and sheet and put the dirty ones in the washing machine.

I DID I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

Aww, kids are so cute!

09-07-2018 , 10:25 PM

#2104

Howard Beale

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I am also going to create a tax deduction of 10% every time a poker player's Aces get cracked. That's a really popular promotion and will put my candidacy on the fast track.

09-07-2018 , 11:10 PM

#2105

pig4bill

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

That's a good point. He even screams like my hero. Give him my raincoat and he is perfect.

You'd have a better shot than Spartacus, imo.

09-07-2018 , 11:32 PM

#2106

callipygian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

I am also going to create a tax deduction of 10% every time a poker player's Aces get cracked. That's a really popular promotion and will put my candidacy on the fast track.

You'd definitely lock down the vote of the fraction of poker players who pay taxes.

09-08-2018 , 12:32 AM

#2107

Howard Beale

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hhmmmmmm...............

OK, I'll offer a tax credit equal to three standard BI's at 1-3 NL.

09-09-2018 , 12:25 PM

#2108

Bob148

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It's frustrating when you blow big tourney leads. It's easy to forget how you got those chips; getting lucky and dodging ******* cards. It's hard to forget the fact that I had about 85% of the chips in play exactly a week ago tonight in a decent gtd tourney that was down to 3 handed, but finished third.

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

09-09-2018 , 03:46 PM

#2109

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

hhmmmmmm...............

OK, I'll offer a tax credit equal to three standard BI's at 1-3 NL.

Standard for nits, or standard for twits?

09-09-2018 , 05:01 PM

#2110

Howard Beale

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Standard for 'twixts.' I've had a genius insight, now to put in into play! Write-in for Howard Beale (not my real name) in the next POTUS primary!

09-09-2018 , 05:40 PM

#2111

pig4bill

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Just file the paperwork to run along with the 48 other candidates. I don't think you need a petition or anything. The fun thing is you can probably get some of the party money for ads and lawn signs.

09-10-2018 , 05:16 AM

#2112

wbatas

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,705

Football is bull****. Fantasy football is bull****.

The Chargers are bull****. Survivor leagues... not shabby.

40% of the people in my survivor league picked the saints or the steelers. 72 left 53 out.

09-10-2018 , 10:18 AM

#2113

callipygian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Write-in for Howard Beale (not my real name) in the next POTUS primary!

What if the next one is Utah?

09-10-2018 , 11:34 AM

#2114

AlwaysFolding

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Johnny Utah?

09-10-2018 , 02:31 PM

#2115

Howard Beale

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Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

What if the next one is Utah?

It will be revealed that the LDS ppl really DO want to be able to gamble!

09-10-2018 , 04:12 PM

#2116

callipygian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

It will be revealed that the LDS ppl really DO want to be able to gamble!

Yeah but they can't gamble in public.

What percentage of the gamblers in West Wendover do you think are walking around with hats / sunglasses / disguises pretending not to look too closely at everyone else wearing hats / sunglasses / disguises?

09-10-2018 , 04:33 PM

#2117

Howard Beale

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That reminds me of the two opposing Nevada politicians who crossed paths entering/exiting one of the brothels.

09-10-2018 , 05:05 PM

#2118

callipygian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

That reminds me of the two opposing Nevada politicians who crossed paths entering/exiting one of the brothels.

Hookers and blow, the bipartisan solution.

I'm only sort of kidding.

09-10-2018 , 08:21 PM

#2119

pig4bill

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Howard, it looks pretty simple. File the forms, then get some buttons printed up to write you in and hand them out Oct 2020.

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainm...d-requirements

09-10-2018 , 11:18 PM

#2120

AlwaysFolding

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Soooo....NOT Johnny Utah?

09-10-2018 , 11:41 PM

#2121

Bob148

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"GET ME TWO!" <holds up two fingers>

09-11-2018 , 11:07 AM

#2122

AlwaysFolding

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Thank you, Bob.

09-11-2018 , 11:51 AM

#2123

callipygian

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Ugh, is this 2 MNF game thing new? I knew the Raiders had a home game but assumed it was 8 pm Eastern or whatever and ended up epic failing my attempt to commute midgame.

Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu Raiders.

09-11-2018 , 12:26 PM

#2124

that_pope

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Not new and not regular. They have done it the past few years for opening weekend.

09-11-2018 , 12:56 PM

#2125

AlanBostick

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Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

As a property-tax-paying Alameda County homeowner, I have had a hate-on for Don Perata ever since he put together that sweetheart deal to bring them back in the '90s. I am *so glad* they are moving to Las Vegas; let them suck someone else's blood for a while.

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