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Old 09-07-2018, 02:46 PM   #2101
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Re: 2018 NC/LC - Misteaks Were Made

That's a good point. He even screams like my hero. Give him my raincoat and he is perfect.
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Old 09-07-2018, 04:56 PM   #2102
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I am going to run for POTUS w/ the promise of making it illegal to be forced to wake up at 7 a.m.
4:30 am

DADDY DADDY I PEED IN MY BED

You're a big boy, change your pants and sheet and put the dirty ones in the washing machine.

I DID I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

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Old 09-07-2018, 05:32 PM   #2103
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DADDY DADDY I PEED IN MY BED

You're a big boy, change your pants and sheet and put the dirty ones in the washing machine.

I DID I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

Aww, kids are so cute!
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:25 PM   #2104
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I am also going to create a tax deduction of 10% every time a poker player's Aces get cracked. That's a really popular promotion and will put my candidacy on the fast track.
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Old 09-07-2018, 11:10 PM   #2105
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That's a good point. He even screams like my hero. Give him my raincoat and he is perfect.
You'd have a better shot than Spartacus, imo.
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Old 09-07-2018, 11:32 PM   #2106
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I am also going to create a tax deduction of 10% every time a poker player's Aces get cracked. That's a really popular promotion and will put my candidacy on the fast track.
You'd definitely lock down the vote of the fraction of poker players who pay taxes.
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Old 09-08-2018, 12:32 AM   #2107
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hhmmmmmm...............

OK, I'll offer a tax credit equal to three standard BI's at 1-3 NL.
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Old 09-09-2018, 12:25 PM   #2108
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It's frustrating when you blow big tourney leads. It's easy to forget how you got those chips; getting lucky and dodging ******* cards. It's hard to forget the fact that I had about 85% of the chips in play exactly a week ago tonight in a decent gtd tourney that was down to 3 handed, but finished third.

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Old 09-09-2018, 03:46 PM   #2109
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hhmmmmmm...............

OK, I'll offer a tax credit equal to three standard BI's at 1-3 NL.
Standard for nits, or standard for twits?
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Old 09-09-2018, 05:01 PM   #2110
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Standard for 'twixts.' I've had a genius insight, now to put in into play! Write-in for Howard Beale (not my real name) in the next POTUS primary!
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Old 09-09-2018, 05:40 PM   #2111
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Just file the paperwork to run along with the 48 other candidates. I don't think you need a petition or anything. The fun thing is you can probably get some of the party money for ads and lawn signs.
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Old 09-10-2018, 05:16 AM   #2112
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Re: 2018 NC/LC - Misteaks Were Made

Football is bull****. Fantasy football is bull****.

The Chargers are bull****. Survivor leagues... not shabby.

40% of the people in my survivor league picked the saints or the steelers. 72 left 53 out.
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Old 09-10-2018, 10:18 AM   #2113
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Write-in for Howard Beale (not my real name) in the next POTUS primary!
What if the next one is Utah?
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Old 09-10-2018, 11:34 AM   #2114
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Johnny Utah?

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Old 09-10-2018, 02:31 PM   #2115
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What if the next one is Utah?
It will be revealed that the LDS ppl really DO want to be able to gamble!
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Old 09-10-2018, 04:12 PM   #2116
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It will be revealed that the LDS ppl really DO want to be able to gamble!
Yeah but they can't gamble in public.

What percentage of the gamblers in West Wendover do you think are walking around with hats / sunglasses / disguises pretending not to look too closely at everyone else wearing hats / sunglasses / disguises?
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Old 09-10-2018, 04:33 PM   #2117
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That reminds me of the two opposing Nevada politicians who crossed paths entering/exiting one of the brothels.
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Old 09-10-2018, 05:05 PM   #2118
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That reminds me of the two opposing Nevada politicians who crossed paths entering/exiting one of the brothels.
Hookers and blow, the bipartisan solution.

I'm only sort of kidding.
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Old 09-10-2018, 08:21 PM   #2119
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Howard, it looks pretty simple. File the forms, then get some buttons printed up to write you in and hand them out Oct 2020.

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainm...d-requirements
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Old 09-10-2018, 11:18 PM   #2120
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Soooo....NOT Johnny Utah?
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Old 09-10-2018, 11:41 PM   #2121
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"GET ME TWO!" <holds up two fingers>
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:07 AM   #2122
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Thank you, Bob.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:51 AM   #2123
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Ugh, is this 2 MNF game thing new? I knew the Raiders had a home game but assumed it was 8 pm Eastern or whatever and ended up epic failing my attempt to commute midgame.

Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu Raiders.
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Old 09-11-2018, 12:26 PM   #2124
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Not new and not regular. They have done it the past few years for opening weekend.
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Old 09-11-2018, 12:56 PM   #2125
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Ugh, is this 2 MNF game thing new? I knew the Raiders had a home game but assumed it was 8 pm Eastern or whatever and ended up epic failing my attempt to commute midgame.

Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu Raiders.
As a property-tax-paying Alameda County homeowner, I have had a hate-on for Don Perata ever since he put together that sweetheart deal to bring them back in the '90s. I am *so glad* they are moving to Las Vegas; let them suck someone else's blood for a while.
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