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Originally Posted by AlanBostick
You play during lunch hour, l,do.
Apparently not as obvious as ldo.
Reg: "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to work."
Reg: "You have a job? Your daddy doesn't just give you money?"
Me: "I work at [Fortune 500 company]."
Reg: "Well, I bet your daddy owns the company."
Me (stifling laughter): "Not the whole company."
Prop, after I 3-bet pro's last hand chips in racks UTG open and then bet/fold the flop, forcing pro to get an extra rack: "Why did you do that? You know he has a good hand, he's ready to leave."
Me: "Maybe I had a good hand too."
Prop: "Yeah but he has a good hand good hand, not like 'I can afford to lose a thousand dollars an hour' good hand."
Me: "I don't lose a thousand an hour."
Prop: "Two hundred an hour?"
A few months later he leans over to me and says, "Hey see that guy? He keeps this game in business, loses five hundred an hour." I just refuse to acknowledge he said anything at all and stare straight ahead. And then later I find out that when I'm walking into the room he's been saying the same stuff to that guy about me. I finally made a formal complaint about his overall behavior and at least he stopped saying stuff out loud.
I hope deep down inside he still thinks I'm an idiot.