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Old 07-16-2018, 10:38 PM   #1726
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Re: 2018 NC/LC - Misteaks Were Made

My patronus is a field mouse.
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Old 07-17-2018, 07:32 PM   #1727
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I thought that was Gaming_mouse's patronus.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:07 PM   #1728
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Went to Jiffy Lube, manager is a super-preggo woman ready to burst any moment although I had tenants like that for a long time - even offered a month's free rent if they'd give birth in my office - who had her 6 y.o. son sitting in the waiting room w/ a tablet. By the time I got through w/ him he said 'If you were a kid you'd be fun to play with.' That's my sick brag for the day.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:18 PM   #1729
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I don't understand your story. Seems to be going in three different directions at once.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:56 PM   #1730
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Cliffs: Kids like me.
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:26 PM   #1731
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I’m trying to to understand why you would pay her to give birth in your office.
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:44 PM   #1732
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I’m trying to to understand why you would pay her to give birth in your office.
I was talking about my former life as a low income housing developer. Thousands upon thousands of women who appeared ready to go into labor at any moment passed through my office and it was a wonder to me that none of them ever did. So I'd come out w/ 'if you give birth right now you get one month's free rent.' I never had to pay up.
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:46 PM   #1733
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Yeah, weird fetish.
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:38 AM   #1734
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I'm starting day four out of five days that I'm in charge of about 15 animals lol. I may have lost a chicken that escaped the coop, which I've been unable to get back into the coop since day one. Besides that, all animals are accounted for.
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:49 AM   #1735
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"I feel like a Kentucky Fried Idiot."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3CovgD8Bo
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Old 07-19-2018, 09:48 AM   #1736
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AlwaysFolding: I don't blame you for the fold.

That makes sense. 2018 NC/LC - Misteaks Were Made

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Old 07-20-2018, 10:08 PM   #1737
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Oww, actually considered visiting CAZ this weekend for a millisecond, until I saw 110 forecast. I thought this was monsoon season.
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Old 07-20-2018, 10:13 PM   #1738
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Oww, actually considered visiting CAZ this weekend for a millisecond, until I saw 110 forecast. I thought this was monsoon season.
Monsoon season doesn't mean it gets cooler. It means it's still hot as hell, but with occasional flash flooding.
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Old 07-21-2018, 11:13 AM   #1739
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And more sweating!
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Old 07-22-2018, 06:25 PM   #1740
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They let you sweat at CAZ?
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Old 07-22-2018, 06:42 PM   #1741
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It gets humid during the monsoons. It was disgusting in there a week ago.
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Old 07-22-2018, 06:49 PM   #1742
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It gets humid during the monsoons. It was disgusting in there a week ago.
I've lived in AZ, I was talking about sweating cards, Pope Francis
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Old 07-23-2018, 12:54 AM   #1743
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Sweating Pope Francis can be hilarious.
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:12 AM   #1744
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What is funny about that?
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Old 07-23-2018, 01:41 AM   #1745
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Is bluffing a sin? Can you piss off the Pope? Would he flop a joint?

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Old 07-23-2018, 09:05 AM   #1746
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Ma'am is for older married women, basically 40 and over. Miss definitely 30 and under. 30-40, take your best guess.
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Coming from every woman I've ever known, "miss" is preferred.

Whereas men generally take "sir" as a sign of respect, women usually take "ma'am" as a sign that they look old.
I've always used ma'am. But then again, when I was under 40 maybe people just didn't care because they thought I was young enough to let it slide.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:12 AM   #1747
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There’s a guy who, when I get in a game with him, invariably starts telling others about my play. It’s kind of annoying but at low limits I feel that:
A) people are gonna play what they’re gonna play, regardless
B) I can incrementally widen my ranges against him and anyone else I perceive to be paying attention to him to good effect

There’s certainly no reason to show a bluff when I don’t have to or otherwise demonstrate that “I always have it” might be mistaken, is there?
There is absolutely no reason to do anything other than to reinforce incorrect table images.

If they think you bluff too much, unnecessarily show any bluff that worked. If they think you bluff too little, unnecessarily show your strongest hands.
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Old 07-23-2018, 11:07 PM   #1748
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I played the 6/12 O8 with Bruce and John in the same game with John on my right and Bruce on my left. I was doing just fine until John came in and, of course, ran hot in the right spots. Then I ****ing lost my **** and just tilted off a couple racks and left two hours later than planned.

Good news, though! I am tilting off fewer racks than before!
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Old 07-24-2018, 09:16 AM   #1749
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I've always used ma'am. But then again, when I was under 40 maybe people just didn't care because they thought I was young enough to let it slide.
This should settle it:

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Old 07-29-2018, 12:08 AM   #1750
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