Reason #237 to not wear flip flops anywhere but the beach/pool.

Zoris are easier to clean than Salvatore Ferragamos

This is why I will never wear flipflops at a casino

This is probably personality dependent. If you're leo doc nice you can probably convince someone to buy it above face value.

At the airport yesterday, there were 5 urinals. First guy takes the closest, #5 (correct play). Second guy walks all the way to the end and then takes the #2 urinal.

I should’ve pissed on his feet.

Wait in line behind him.

It is standard

I thought urinal etiquette was for the second guy to take #1.

Take #4 and start up a conversation.

#1 obviously correct, #3 some % of the time is Gentlemen Toilet Optimal.

I used to think #3 was standard. While TAing a chemistry class, I used a row of urinals to explain Hund's Rule. Of course, someone points out that #3 and #1 are not equivalent at all and chastises me both for an inappropriate chemistry analogy as well as inappropriate bathroom etiquette.

Results:

Been learning the mix games at Rio and I’m pretty sure 2-7 Drawmaha is the worst game I’ve ever seen.

Someone tell me why it’s cool.

It's not like anyone is overthinking this or anything.

Sent from the sink which is the obvious correct choice.

That's what I thought as well. I've only played the version where both sides were for high, and it was the worst game I had ever played, and 2-7 sounds even worse than that.

Yeah I almost edited my post to say that normal Drawmaha is the second worst game I’ve ever played but 2-7 is mind-boggling stupid.

So the nut hands are what? Double suited 2-7 single draw hands? And how good is a non-pat hand really?

I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about it. I’d rather just use the bathroom during those six hands.

There are more skillful betting and drawing decisions in both drawmaha variants than in badacey or badeucey. And drawmaha is way faster.

The only way someone can defend badacey or badeucey as worthwhile poker games is if they are one of God's chosen that fills in their hand at a rate far above expectation for their entire life and has allowed this to delude them into thinking that they are good at the games. If there were poker psychiatrists, they would be able to properly diagnose a professional poker player that enjoys badacey and badeucey as a mental illness.

All these portmanteau games sound like someone was drunk and slurring his words so they couldn't tell what game he was asking for and then a bunch of poker pros who are there to act out the poker version of Cruel Intentions decide combining the two games would be a good way to bat around the drunk like a dog's chew toy.

+1

But you leave out the part where, having batted the drunk around for a while, some of the regs say, "Hey, this game is fun!" i.e., that they have figured out a few of the strategy points before anyone else did.

(What do people think about adding Lazy Pinedugi to the mix?)

Never played it, but it sounds pretty bad to me too.

Bottom 3 poker games from worst to...least worst?

Razzdacey/Razzdeucey (the record I have seen for a hand of one of these games currently stands at approximately 8 minutes)
Badacey/Badeucey
Double Board Omaha

From that point on you move into actual poker games where more than 12-15 hands an hour will be dealt because players don't need to spend 30 seconds on each street figuring out what they have.

What you meant to say was "they have won 20%+ of their dealt hands in that specific variant in the 7 handed game including the crucial large pots for the 4 months (200 hands) since they started playing the game and thus believe they have an edge that nobody else does"

The punishment for suggesting a portmanteau game should be that one has to explain each of the games separately, then explain the combination.

That would be an appropriate deterrent to suggesting Double Board Chicago Omarazzdacey Hi Lo Eight or Better with Dildo.

Razzdacey/Razzdeucey
Badacey/Badeucey
Drawmahahahaha

Games I literally never want to ****ing play.

If they just shrunk the soccer field by 50%, wouldn’t that make it a 10x better game?

Double board omaha sounds kind of fun, but yeah, slow.