Not sure MApoker reads 2p2 any more, but in case he does ...
Cashier: Name for the order?
Me: Kevin.
Cashier: Excuse me?
Me: Kevin.
Cashier: What??
Me: KEVIN.
Cashier: How do you spell that?
Me: You know what, just put down Wang Chung.
She got that first try and spelled it correctly.