How do you blow $300 on one spin?

$20 machine and play all 15 play lines?

I hear Howard's mom drives a scooter with license plate "D-GEN".

So did you need the number two?

Pretty sure he means only 1 spin of the big wheel where the large prizes are won.

I've never played that machine once and I somehow know that. Pay attention people. Don't think I've put money in a slot machine in 10 years.

Dollar machine/$5/spin and yes, I was referring to the wheel itself up top. One damn spin and for $30 at that. So she's playing in the slot trance and I say to her 'you're a degenerate like I am', she doesn't disagree. My sister, who is a hysteric and thinks gambling is idiocy that should be limited to MAYBE $20/day tops, is meeting us in LV w/ her fake husband. I'm going to have to take her aside to tell her what to expect which is mom's got a $2,500 BR bec I want her to have a fling.

Was succesful at number two which I tell you for two reasons: First, I like to share my good fortune and, second, wait until most of you ppl get to my age bec number two is one of the greatest feelings it's possible to experience.

If you're sitting on the dumper, that is. Otherwise, not so much.

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Not enough?

Chippendale stud should cost alot less than $2500, HB.

I don't know this specifically; most definitely a guess on my part; I haven't done a Google search on this; could be more; not trying to get a real number here; I have no curiosity about this; not even on my radar.......

Years back I brought mom to see the, what is it?, Thunder From Down Under at the Rio. When I bought the single ticket I got a funny look so I said 'My mother's going to see the show while I wait' and I got a doubtful look. So she's seated and it turns out that anyone can see most of the show from the bar where there's a cut-out in the wall. The men are gyrating, the women are shouting, and there's mom trundling out half way through.

I brought her back to her Wheel of Fortune slot machine and all was well.

Random asian gambler limps UTG, whited dude even bigger gambler raises, I 3-bet red KK OTB, limper calls, dude caps.

Flop: KQ3. we go to war, capped to the

Turn: ? I don't remember but I still had the nuts and it's capped 3-ways again.

River: 3 and I get c/r'd. LOL, the asian guy is all happy w/ his quads and tells everyone 'I knew I had only one card!' TBH, I just laughed.

What is whited?

That would be a typo. And I'm not going to apologize for it.

I'm more confused about red KK. Is the black one KK, or is the color based on which one you squeeze first? Also, do you think that the guys at the table watch HB squeeze the first card and think if it isn't an A or K, he isn't even looking at the second card?
Here's a guy who puts a blackjack bounty on himself at the home casino. On the way from point A to B, sit down and run up $400+. Solid degen work. Enjoying all the snippets from your trip.

The typo and the red KK give your stories a touch of degen authenticity like you were so excited about teh gambol that you can't type straight.

I would suggest also omitting some punctuation to make run on sentences and also randomly capitalizing certain words to give it a more stream of consciousness feel.

Ya make ONE LITTLE MISTAKE and they don't let you hear the end of it.

All this colorism! You guys and your prejudices!

I don't see color. I just see suits.

This was a fun one from yesterday’s off the hook good 20 game. I think it was a combo of spring break / good Friday, but there was a must move, a must must move and they all looked legendary. I am in the main game and it is nuts - 7 way capped (5 bets) PF spots are not uncommon.

Two limpers, I raise black Gretzky in the CO, terrible loose passive button who is crushing calls OTB, blinds call. Flop is Q96cc, I bet, button calls, SB calls, BB CR, limpers clear out, I 3!, all call.

Turn 6, I bet, button raises, blinds fold, I 3!, he calls.

River K, I bet he raises I call (meh).

Anyone want to guess what he rolls over?

You only call river? Guy must be super passive. QQ?

(singing)

"here come the men in black..."

The majority of my experiences in dealing with suits has been with these men in black. I think they're good guys. Shhhhhhh

He was super passive but I probably should still three get the river. It was a mistake acted too quickly. And no he didn’t have QQ - would not have posted if he did. This is one of those “you aren’t gonna believe this” hands.

I hope it's KT.