the other thread already got that one

I have Tapatalk now. It's kind of a lot to take in. What should I be disabling?

If only someone had suggested something way back on day 1...

That box.

I don't use Tapatalk but as I understand it you can access many forums on it. Will Tapatalk try to correlate my membership in a gambling forum with my membership in a BDSM forum to market me spade shaped butt plugs or something?

EP limps and I raise 88 in mp, lp CC and one of the blinds calls as does the limper.

246 two diamonds

blind donks, I raise, and lp 3! We both call.

6 which also puts a second flush draw on the board. check-check-bet-call-call

River is miracle 8 and I decide lp likes his hand enough to go for the CR. He bets, blind calls, I raise and lp starts with the speech about how lucky I got blah blah blah, and calls and blind folds. I show and he tables...42s?

'We don't need no stinking name!'

The Howard Beale Show

Honestly this is better than "Batman's small stakes blog extravaganza"

Think of the children!

Frank Hackett: Well, the issue is: Shall we kill Howard Beale, or not? I'd like to get some more opinions on that.

Diana Christensen: I don't see we have any options, Frank. Let's kill the son-of-a-*****.

or...

Frank Hackett: For God's sake Diana, we're talking about putting a manifest irresponsible man on national television.

Diana Christensen: [nods affirming]

I couldn't tell. Maybe get a billboard in LA? Or next to Howard's mom's?

Also, Howard, how's mom doing?

AlwaysFolding killing it in 2018!

Given that you typed the bolded phrase into the internet, you should expect an item to appear under "recommended for you" the next time you log into Amazon.

My dom never buys the things I put on my Amazon wish list.

'The Howard Beale Show', while tempting, would be too much pressure!

Mom's fine. She's eating the Rice Krispies w/ banana that I just made for her. Then she takes her meds, goes back to bed, Andy goes back to HIS bed (there he is right now, taking a look around), I go back to bed and later on I guess I take mom to play the Wheel of Fortune Slot Machine where I smoke a cig and pray to the god that may or may not be there that she breaks even.

You're doing the god that may or may not be there's work pretty, sir. Maybe she'll hit the jackpot and you'll be able to afford at least like three packs of cigarettes!

Wouldn't be much of a dom if they do what you want, now would they?

Oh **** Captain R liked my memes! This is definitely the hot spot for meme recognition and enjoyment

Just don't get the club shaped ones...take my word for it.

chillrob comes in to share some wisdom. Stay fecally continent, my friends.

nom

TR: Mom blew $300 w/ only one spin at the Wheel of Fortune. We gather up our scraps - $160 - and take it to BJ where I get her essentially even. Cash out the chips and she's giving me a significant look so I say 'you want to play more, don't you?' So we load up another $300 into the demon from hell, she dips to $200, I say 'let's go' she hits the cash out button, looks sad, I tell her to put it back into the machine, she runs it up to $300 I say 'quit', she shakes her head, and I make her stop at $200. We eat the boring buffet, I have to wait to see if I need to use the men's room for number two, decide to play BJ while waiting and win $420!

A successful day.

You don’t have to be selfish to be a dom.