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To my internet acquaintances:
Please don't use the word gall for a few weeks. I had my bladder emergent-ly removed 72 hours ago. Using the word "painful" doesn't come close to the experience I had Thursday.
/sympathy seeking

You may now return to your regularly scheduled bickering.

02-25-2018 , 04:38 PM

#477

TheDarkKnight

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetdog

You're not going to start shooting, are you?

I think you are underestimating how riled up I am. Wait... overestimating? I'm confused.

02-25-2018 , 06:18 PM

#478

pig4bill

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by that_pope

Don't worry. The NCAA president said it was up to U of A to do what they wanted with Miller and Ayton.

So the coach wasn't there but Ayton got to play!!!!!!!

The U of A put out a statement that Miller and the school mutually agreed he wouldn't coach the game. Ayton said months ago and reiterated it that he never took anything, was offered anything, or asked for anything. So why shouldn't he play if he's innocent?

02-25-2018 , 06:26 PM

#479

DougL

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You're asserting that he might be the one major college player not getting paid under the table? If I ever get in trouble, I want you to have my back. No evidence will sway you. Admire your steadfast support.

02-25-2018 , 09:50 PM

#480

callipygian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DougL

If I ever get in trouble, I want you to have my back. No evidence will sway you. Admire your steadfast support.

Ask pig4bill if Steve Wynn is guilty.

02-26-2018 , 02:43 AM

#481

AlwaysFolding

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Wait, there's debate about his guilt?

02-26-2018 , 07:20 AM

#482

DalTXColtsFan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Spew

sincere sympathy granted.

02-26-2018 , 11:37 AM

#483

AlwaysFolding

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#SaveKingSpew

02-26-2018 , 11:40 AM

#484

jdr0317

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Wait, there's debate about his guilt?

I mean don't you just give people $7.5 mil or whatever it was in shush money if you had nothing to hide?

02-26-2018 , 11:42 AM

#485

AlwaysFolding

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you mean to tell me I can get paid for being quiet?

02-26-2018 , 11:44 AM

#486

jdr0317

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

you mean to tell me I can get paid for being quiet?

You might need to get touched inappropriately a few dozen times but yes.

02-26-2018 , 12:49 PM

#487

DougL

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,810

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Spew

/sympathy seeking

Our deepest sympathies for your lost body part. Feel better soon.

Quote:

You may now return to your regularly scheduled bickering.

Or chipstack porn. Quantph decided to get a bunch of the monies at 50/100, it seems. If you're going to win 70-ish big bets, might as well do it at the biggest game legally spread in the state?

Quote:

you mean to tell me I can get paid for being quiet?

Keep talking, imo.

02-26-2018 , 12:50 PM

#488

AlwaysFolding

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Sounds no different than what I'm doing on my own time only much more lucrative.

02-26-2018 , 12:58 PM

#489

callipygian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jdr0317

You might need to get touched inappropriately a few dozen times but yes.

Make sure whoever is touching you has 7.5 million to give before you agree.

02-26-2018 , 01:07 PM

#490

leo doc

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Spew

You really need to make an exception and preface "bladder" with "gall." You know, so the masses are clear that you didn't actually have your bladder emergently removed.

02-26-2018 , 03:11 PM

#491

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DougL

Keep talking, imo.

Noted and probably couldn't stop if I wanted to.

Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

Make sure whoever is touching you has 7.5 million to give before you agree.

Critical mistake often made by newbs

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdr0317

You might need to get touched inappropriately a few dozen times but yes.

Newb mistakes were made

02-26-2018 , 03:55 PM

#492

King Spew

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Quote:

Originally Posted by leo doc

You really need to make an exception and preface "bladder" with "gall." You know, so the masses are clear that you didn't actually have your bladder emergently removed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Newb mistakes were made

Yep my newb mistake. First gall bladder I ever had removed from my aging carcass. I'll try to do better next time, leo....

02-26-2018 , 04:00 PM

#493

DougL

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As long as the correct bits were removed, you crushed it.

02-26-2018 , 05:08 PM

#494

AlwaysFolding

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Shipped that surgery

02-27-2018 , 12:00 AM

#495

leo doc

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Spew

Yep my newb mistake. First gall bladder I ever had removed from my aging carcass. I'll try to do better next time, leo....

If things went the way they were supposed to, there won't be a next time. And don't let anybody ever talk you into having your bladder removed emergently.

02-27-2018 , 12:43 AM

#496

TheDarkKnight

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Mini Monday - $15/$30 Blog

02-27-2018 , 02:07 AM

#497

Captain R

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Quote:

Originally Posted by leo doc

You really need to make an exception and preface "bladder" with "gall." You know, so the masses are clear that you didn't actually have your bladder emergently removed.

Hopefully the surgeon wasn't confused either.

02-27-2018 , 11:00 AM

#498

callipygian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain R

Hopefully the surgeon wasn't confused either.

Half of all doctors that graduate from medical school are below average.

02-27-2018 , 11:05 AM

#499

DougL

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Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

Half of all doctors that graduate from medical school are below average.

Is that like half of all NBA 2 guards are below average. Thus, you and the guys on your above average rec league team will crush any one of those losers?

02-27-2018 , 11:17 AM

#500

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hmmm. If you're talking about the average of the graduating class, then yes!

I make this observation to people all of the time and they get this "glassy concerned look" when it settles in.

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