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11-17-2018 , 10:34 PM
I know I’ve asked this before but I’m doing research now... I’m looking at MonkerSolver now and my understanding is the full version is $499? This software solves for NLHE, LHE, and PLO at that cost? That seems like a smoking deal... or am I misunderstanding?
11-18-2018 , 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
“How can you make that call?”

(Shrugs) “I dunno...I’m rich.”

“Good for you. Nice play.”

“Thanks! I watch ESPN.”
Gold.
11-18-2018 , 06:25 PM
Did the Colts beat the spread THIS week? Were they even FAVORED after the spanking the Titans put on the Patsies?
11-19-2018 , 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
I always think that makes someone look like an insecure douche
To be clear, that's the point.
11-19-2018 , 12:18 PM
I still don’t get it
11-19-2018 , 01:53 PM
Loose game...complete line up of chasers.

Raise pocket rockets in SB. 5 to the flop. (10bb)
KQx
I bet, two callers
KQxx
I bet, get one caller
River A.

Do you lead out?
Do you lead out and then call raise?

Admittedly I have been gunshy for a month or so....very bad run of very good cards.
11-19-2018 , 01:54 PM
It's misdirection -- it disguises yourself as an insincere douche, when you are in fact a decent human being. (If people at the table figure out that you are a decent human being, you become marked as a live one.)
11-19-2018 , 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by King Spew
Loose game...complete line up of chasers.

Raise pocket rockets in SB. 5 to the flop. (10bb)
KQx
I bet, two callers
KQxx
I bet, get one caller
River A.

Do you lead out?
Do you lead out and then call raise?

Admittedly I have been gunshy for a month or so....very bad run of very good cards.
Easy bet/call
11-19-2018 , 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by holmfries
I still don’t get it
If you have to ask...
11-22-2018 , 09:08 AM
Good morning happy thanksgiving.
11-22-2018 , 09:13 AM
Yes. Happy Thanksgiving. Hope all is well for our forum friends.
11-22-2018 , 10:03 AM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
11-22-2018 , 02:26 PM
y0
11-22-2018 , 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
y0
Saturday, you guys go down!
11-22-2018 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDarkKnight
I know I’ve asked this before but I’m doing research now... I’m looking at MonkerSolver now and my understanding is the full version is $499? This software solves for NLHE, LHE, and PLO at that cost? That seems like a smoking deal... or am I misunderstanding?
some basic nl holdem sims can be ran on a regular computer but for lhe o8 and plo you need to spend lots of money on buying/renting servers if you want to work with those games.
11-22-2018 , 06:44 PM
Happy Thanksgiving.

Also calculated the number of chips I would have saved not limp-calling in my session after going on monkey tilt.

Spoiler:
It was a lot
11-22-2018 , 09:35 PM
Bonus points if you were thinking "I'LL SHOW THOSE 2+2ERS HOW TO GO NEXT LEVEL ON THESE DONKS!"
11-22-2018 , 09:45 PM
There's nothing like a good dose of monkey tilt to make the drive home miserable excepting the girl who says 'no' at the last minute.
11-22-2018 , 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
There's nothing like a good dose of monkey tilt to make the drive home miserable excepting the girl who says 'no' at the last minute.
"I want it so bad but I hardly know you!"
11-23-2018 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
There's nothing like a good dose of monkey tilt to make the drive home miserable excepting the girl who says 'no' at the last minute.
My flavorite flavor!
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Originally Posted by Bob148
Bonus points if you were thinking "I'LL SHOW THOSE 2+2ERS HOW TO GO NEXT LEVEL ON THESE DONKS!"
Honestly I was thinking about throwing a post up during that period of stupidity, so do I get half-bonus points?
11-23-2018 , 02:09 AM
After a few beers and some deep contemplation I have decided to retire from LHE after a decade in the game. I just bet my entire ACR roll ($560) on the Calgary Stampeders to win the Grey Cup minus 6 points. This is the Amurican football equivalent of betting on Buffalo the 3rd time they lost the Superbowl. RIP my bankroll.

Canadian Football League Thread saver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hohrGa1DKJI
11-23-2018 , 05:11 PM
The force of degeneracy is strong in this one.
11-23-2018 , 05:45 PM
About to sign up to play Big O for the first time ever. Hopefully I don’t lose too much (or, failing that, too quickly)
11-23-2018 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
About to sign up to play Big O for the first time ever. Hopefully I don’t lose too much (or, failing that, too quickly)
Have fun. I mean that sincerely - I'm not particularly good at it, but there are few forms of poker where I have more fun. Play tight, value bet and enjoy it.
11-23-2018 , 08:46 PM
The 5 card aspect changes the Omaha game more than you might think. You run into more unexpected qauds, as more PP hands get play. Like I wouldn't go broke every time with top FH on a board with 88 or 77 on it -- typical O/8 hands don't make quads as often connecting with middle pairs. You really want tons of redraw outs to the nuts. I think bare A2 for low with no higher str8 draws or counterfeit protection isn't as good.

      
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