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10-30-2018 , 11:46 AM
True or false: Poker would be more profitable if they pumped Viagra into the AC.
10-30-2018 , 12:48 PM
slow down the game too much, imo. Hard to make reads. Hard to see the board. Hard to hear what's going on. Hard to shuffle. Hard to handle the chips. Hard to sit still. Hard to pay attention.

Just a pain in the butt
10-30-2018 , 12:51 PM
If you experience a heater for more than four hours, consult a medical professional.
10-30-2018 , 05:59 PM
How many times per session do you get up to pee? My prostate must be bigger than my bladder because I feel like every time I go play I pee more than the rest of the table put together and I get self-conscious about it sometimes.
10-30-2018 , 06:01 PM
You don't need to announce where you're going. At every place I have ever played, there are a few regs who do a lot of walking.
10-30-2018 , 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by King Spew
slow down the game too much, imo. Hard to make reads. Hard to see the board. Hard to hear what's going on. Hard to shuffle. Hard to handle the chips. Hard to sit still. Hard to pay attention.

Just a pain in the butt
Solid dick jokes itt
10-31-2018 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by DalTXColtsFan
How many times per session do you get up to pee?
0-1

But I've played more under 1 hour sessions than over 3 hour sessions so YMMV.
10-31-2018 , 10:51 PM
So does this sound about right?
Ignition Poker?
American.
10-31-2018 , 11:48 PM
ignition = bovada = bodog

yes legit place to play
11-01-2018 , 01:06 AM
It's Halloween night, so kids all over the country are learning about taxes.
11-01-2018 , 11:33 AM
They have to set aside some of their candy to pay their estimateds, just like everyone else.
11-03-2018 , 09:56 AM
In the poker game of trick or treat, parents are the rake.
11-03-2018 , 02:38 PM
What saying?
11-03-2018 , 07:30 PM
I normally geek out like crazy around celebrities but I kept my cool in this rare case. Are there any forum rules against saying when and where I saw him and or what he was playing?

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11-03-2018 , 09:14 PM
If they are actively sponsoring a site/company, I think they would prefer that.
11-03-2018 , 10:14 PM
Holy **** you met John Daly?!
11-04-2018 , 01:53 AM
Are you get tall or is he very short?
11-04-2018 , 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Holy **** you met John Daly?!
All the likes.
11-04-2018 , 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
If they are actively sponsoring a site/company, I think they would prefer that.
He was playing 2/5 PLO at Winstar in Oklahoma.

I had a chance to ask him, "How does it feel to have single-handedly had such a tremendous impact on the history of poker?" He said, "To be honest with you, I don't really even think about that. Poker's just been such a big part of my life for the last 15 years that I really don't even think about it. I was just in the right place at the right time."

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Holy **** you met John Daly?!
I was thinking Patton Oswalt from Two and and Half Men!

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Originally Posted by ninefingershuffle
Are you get tall or is he very short?
I'm 6'4" and I'd guess he's about 5'9"
11-04-2018 , 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by DougL
In the poker game of trick or treat, parents are the rake.
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
What saying?
Mad props!
11-04-2018 , 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by DalTXColtsFan
I'm 6'4" and I'd guess he's about 5'9"
A smidgen less.
11-06-2018 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by DalTXColtsFan
I normally geek out like crazy around celebrities but I kept my cool in this rare case.
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11-06-2018 , 02:43 AM
What a fun occurrence for the thread!
11-06-2018 , 01:16 PM
Who here has seen (live) the fewest number of poker celebrities?

My opening volley: 2. I passed by Chris Feurguson at Shadowbar once and I was in the cashier's line in front of Phil Hellmuth once at Bay 101.

Specifically, I've never seen anyone I recognize in Bobby's Room, never been to WSOP, and tend not to play at peak hours (not even in Vegas).

I don't watch a huge amount of poker on TV so it's possible I missed some, but I always find it amusing when people are all "I played with X" and "I saw Y" and honestly the most famous person I've played with is jesse8888.
11-06-2018 , 01:24 PM
When I was a clerk I waited on the bad guy from 12 Monkeys. I couldn't put my finger on where I had seen him before, but he could tell that I had seen him before I think, or he though I was checking him out lol. Then later I put 2 and 2 together.

      
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