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Old 09-07-2017, 12:48 PM   #1251
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

When does that start, AF?
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Old 09-07-2017, 01:49 PM   #1252
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

After the divorce, in my case.
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Old 09-07-2017, 02:18 PM   #1253
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Please see case study titled "Howard Beale vs. Holy Matrimony." That's a good place to start iyam.
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Old 09-07-2017, 02:43 PM   #1254
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

More like 'Holy What In The Damn Hell Did I Do?', iyam.
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Old 09-07-2017, 03:03 PM   #1255
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Nothing good, apparently. How did she like your blackjack tendencies?
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Old 09-07-2017, 03:31 PM   #1256
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

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Time will tell I suppose. I'm sure to let you know if you piss me off in the future though. Deal?
Seems fine to me.
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Old 09-07-2017, 07:00 PM   #1257
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

"Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Someone's betting, Lord, Kumbaya
Oh, Lord, Kumbaya. . . ."

Repeat, with "Someone's [ calling, raising, folding, winning, losing, tilting]"
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Old 09-07-2017, 07:06 PM   #1258
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Nothing good, apparently. How did she like your blackjack tendencies?
She didn't like any gambling but here's what happened w/ poker: She'd complain when I went to play until I started cutting her in. She liked shoes. After a while she started asking 'Isn't there a poker game you can go to?

heh.
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Old 09-07-2017, 09:18 PM   #1259
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She didn't like any gambling but here's what happened w/ poker: She'd complain when I went to play until I started cutting her in. She liked shoes.
You play for shoes?
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Old 09-07-2017, 09:26 PM   #1260
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No single-deck for her.
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Old 09-07-2017, 09:55 PM   #1261
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At least I wasn't playing cheeseburger steaks.
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Old 09-08-2017, 12:05 AM   #1262
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

It's like strip poker for foot fetishists.
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Old 09-08-2017, 12:10 AM   #1263
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It was the only easy part w/ her. You're upset? Let's go shoe shopping. Worked every time.
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Old 09-08-2017, 12:17 AM   #1264
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She didn't complain when you went into her purse after her horse had a losing night?
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Old 09-08-2017, 01:07 AM   #1265
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It was the only easy part w/ her. You're upset? Let's go shoe shopping. Worked every time.
That's a pretty exploitable play.

1. Want shoes.
2. Pretend to be mad.
3. ?
4. Profit.
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Old 09-08-2017, 05:46 AM   #1266
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She didn't complain when you went into her purse after her horse had a losing night?
Her 'horse' handed over at least something even when he lost, he's no fool.

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That's a pretty exploitable play.

1. Want shoes.
2. Pretend to be mad.
3. ?
4. Profit.
That was the least of my problems. I would've said 'our' problems except that she is a demon from HELL and there is was no 'our' there. She was great at some things but none of them (well, a few) involved standing up.
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Old 09-08-2017, 02:52 PM   #1267
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

At least Howard knows when to release a ****ty hand.
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Old 09-08-2017, 03:20 PM   #1268
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I doubt Howard has turned down a good hand in a while. As a matter of fact, he actively seeks them out.
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Old 09-08-2017, 09:37 PM   #1269
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

Any AZ people have a recommendation for an accountant?
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Old 09-09-2017, 02:54 AM   #1270
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Any AZ people have a recommendation for an accountant?
If you go to CAZ, there is a big tall friendly Canadian from the Yukon territory that's an ace accountant iirc.
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Old 09-09-2017, 02:58 AM   #1271
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I doubt Howard has turned down a good hand in a while. As a matter of fact, he actively seeks them out.
A bird with a hand is worth two in the bush.
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Old 09-09-2017, 10:37 AM   #1272
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

From what I understand about pricing nowadays, the bush is worth something like 4x the hand.
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Old 09-09-2017, 10:43 AM   #1273
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A bird with a hand is worth two in the bush.
He's an educated fool with a honey on his mind, got a 10" in his hand and a gleam in his eye.
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Old 09-09-2017, 12:39 PM   #1274
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Re: 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

Two out of three ain't bad.
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Old 09-09-2017, 07:34 PM   #1275
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From what I understand about pricing nowadays, the bush is worth something like 4x the hand.
Bush is so last century.
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