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Defeating that defense system may be the only combat training I have. In fact, with summer league in town I've been training pretty rigorously all week

Canada, someday I'm coming for your water. It would be easiest for all if by the time I got there you had all the watered bottled and stored in Vancouver strip clubs

Reasonable requests. Anyone know the rates in Canadian dollars for a lap dance, and does the dancer apologize before or after they take your money?

07-17-2017 , 11:23 AM

#802

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Before, during, and after

07-17-2017 , 12:46 PM

#803

pig4bill

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 33,754

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Defeating that defense system may be the only combat training I have. In fact, with summer league in town I've been training pretty rigorously all week

What a patriot! Thank you for your service.

Quote:

Canada, someday I'm coming for your water. It would be easiest for all if by the time I got there you had all the watered bottled and stored in Vancouver strip clubs

A friend of mine tells me they don't compare with the Montreal sex clubs.

07-17-2017 , 01:22 PM

#804

wbatas

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,705

Definitely do not launch your loonies and toonis at them either. I hear it stings.

07-17-2017 , 02:17 PM

#805

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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No worries. My strip club etiquette is top notch in any country.

Who brings coins to a strip club anyway? The kind of person who wears flip flops and basketball shorts

07-17-2017 , 03:20 PM

#806

that_pope

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Let's all be friends.

07-17-2017 , 03:35 PM

#807

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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You were picking on Elo again

07-17-2017 , 04:28 PM

#808

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm glad strippers can bring us back together.

07-17-2017 , 04:32 PM

#809

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garwin

Sorry I couldn't resist

Yah, I couldn't resist either. I didn't mean to needle, I see old reg date/low count posters pop up from time to time, but it often makes me giggle to see what finally gets them to reply.

07-17-2017 , 04:52 PM

#810

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Some one finally having the guts to stand up and say what everybody is already thinking about Canada

07-17-2017 , 04:52 PM

#811

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Some one finally having the guts to stand up and say what everybody is already thinking about Canada

That its an amazing place with fabulous people, syrup and landmarks?

07-17-2017 , 04:54 PM

#812

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Now I'm starting to get all riled up the White House burning issue. Two hundred years doesn't heal some wounds

07-17-2017 , 04:55 PM

#813

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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Meh, it's on fire right now anyway, just not literally.

07-17-2017 , 04:56 PM

#814

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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It's ok for us to burn our **** down. It's not ok for you to do it

07-17-2017 , 04:57 PM

#815

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Just like slapping girlfriends

07-17-2017 , 05:01 PM

#816

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

That its an amazing place with fabulous people, syrup and landmarks?

Tire d'erable.

I think there's an accent over the middle e but my phone doesn't have a special keyboard for terrorist languages.

07-17-2017 , 05:55 PM

#817

pig4bill

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 33,754

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Some one finally having the guts to stand up and say what everybody is already thinking about Canada

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

That its an amazing place with fabulous people, syrup and landmarks?

Nah, he's just kidding. Nobody thinks about Canada.

07-17-2017 , 06:32 PM

#818

that_pope

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There is Canada land at Epcot!

07-17-2017 , 07:25 PM

#819

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by that_pope

There is Canada land at Epcot!

Here in Merica we can those port'a potties

07-17-2017 , 07:25 PM

#820

SetofJacks

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,378

Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

Tire d'erable.

I think there's an accent over the middle e but my phone doesn't have a special keyboard for terrorist languages.

é?

07-17-2017 , 07:29 PM

#821

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Callie doesn't have time to hold his finger down all day

ëh?

07-17-2017 , 07:44 PM

#822

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

It takes almost a second for thése accents to show up. My American id has lost interest over 990 milliseconds ago.

Fundamentally, if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me. Those poutine stuffed surrender monkey wannabes pètent plus haut que leurs culs.

07-17-2017 , 07:52 PM

#823

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

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How do you say 'screw Canada' in Hebrew?

07-17-2017 , 09:22 PM

#824

offTopic

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If you can't spot the sucker...

I very seldom take a lunch break (they'll give you a sticky with a time and you get 1/2 to come back) but did today, and when I got back the game had broken