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"This is nonsense. We don’t have those kinds of people here. We don’t have any gays. If there are any, take them to Canada,”

That ever lasting hate between Canada and Chetnya

07-15-2017 , 07:25 PM

#777

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Montrealcorp

Well we still have hills and forest so it sometimes can still be useful.
At worst we have you to help out our borders !!

Just like a liberal to use someone else bailing them out as their fallback plan.

07-15-2017 , 09:00 PM

#778

Montrealcorp

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well its good thing.
makes the states a bit useful for once and a while

ps: the way you going, your gooing to need our water soon , be nice !

07-15-2017 , 09:04 PM

#779

Crispix

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 178

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Yeah but what has Canada ever done?

Canadarm, also, I think Canada blew up the White House at some point. If I'm not mistaken, I don't think that's too bad.

07-15-2017 , 09:13 PM

#780

Montrealcorp

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Yeah but what has Canada ever done?

You know, when everything going well for a long time, you take it for granted...

But , neighbours that act like a$$ hole do exist you know...
We should have some credit for being good neighbours!
Especially with you, lol

07-15-2017 , 09:32 PM

#781

DougL

Too helpful for this post

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,810

Canadians are awesome. End stop.

07-15-2017 , 11:52 PM

#782

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

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War Plan Crimson IMO

07-16-2017 , 02:14 AM

#783

Captain R

Wot

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Fortress America needed northern invaders.

07-16-2017 , 04:40 AM

#784

pig4bill

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Yeah but what has Canada ever done? I'm guessing some winter Olympic medals but that's probably the only thing Canada even has on its Wikipedia

Duhamel won a Main Event bracelet a few years ago. Eh.

07-16-2017 , 10:14 AM

#785

CrazyLond

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,930

Bret Hart and Steve Nash worth a mention imo

07-16-2017 , 01:44 PM

#786

King Spew

Just average

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Montrealcorp

You know, quality of live might sometimes be better than pure money ...
Yeah bit more taxes but less dangerous as well in Canada.
Anyone has the opportunity to succeed because the cost of everything is reasonable ..

A different view from the medical field.

When my wife was just getting out of training and interviewing for her first position, she had two interviews in border states...and the northern edge of those two states as well....so very close to the border. At both clinics, the recruiters stressed the importance of the Canadian patients because "well, the best thing about the Canadian health care system is that its people live close enough to "real" medicine and they don't have to wait 9-10 months to see a doctor for a soar throat."

07-16-2017 , 02:18 PM

#787

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Montrealcorp

well its good thing.
makes the states a bit useful for once and a while

ps: the way you going, your gooing to need our water soon , be nice !

PS: the way we're going we're going to need your water soon. You're probably going to need more Mounties.

We don't bail, but we will welcome the 51st-56th states

07-16-2017 , 05:57 PM

#788

pig4bill

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Spew

Did she tell you where we're going to go for health care after we move to single payer in a few years?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

PS: the way we're going we're going to need your water soon. You're probably going to need more Mounties.

We don't bail, but we will welcome the 51st-56th states

Meh, we'll just keep them as possessions for several years, like Puerto Rico, imo. Too much hassle to replace all those flags.

07-16-2017 , 06:03 PM

#789

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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I meant like honorary states. No one is ****ing with old glory. I bet a French Canadian star is basically just a jazzed up triangle anyway

07-16-2017 , 06:09 PM

#790

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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A croissant is basically just a jazzed up triangle

07-16-2017 , 08:59 PM

#791

callipygian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pig4bill

Did she tell you where we're going to go for health care after we move to single payer in a few years?

I like how people you voted for have control of every single branch of government and you're still playing the pessimist card.

07-16-2017 , 10:25 PM

#792

AlwaysFolding

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Well this thread took a turn for the lulz

07-17-2017 , 12:52 AM

#793

Garwin

newbie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

PS: the way we're going we're going to need your water soon. You're probably going to need more Mounties.

We don't bail, but we will welcome the 51st-56th states

Last time the United States attempted to "invade" Canada was in 1812 and the outcome was :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

nuff said

07-17-2017 , 02:05 AM

#794

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Aaaannnnnddddd...........that's what it takes to make someone put up post #41 in 10 years.

07-17-2017 , 02:18 AM

#795

pig4bill

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Garwin

Last time the United States attempted to "invade" Canada was in 1812 and the outcome was :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

nuff said

Yeah well, the Brits are gone now. Good luck trying it now.

07-17-2017 , 02:19 AM

#796

Garwin

newbie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Aaaannnnnddddd...........that's what it takes to make someone put up post #41 in 10 years.

Sorry I couldn't resist

07-17-2017 , 05:31 AM

#797

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Garwin

Last time the United States attempted to "invade" Canada was in 1812 and the outcome was :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

nuff said

1 casualty huh? That is quite the military coup. I'm guessing someone had a maple syrup allergy and couldn't afford a $300 epipen

Good luck getting near a Trump White House. Soon as that guy learns there's water in the ground in Canada, he'll liberate you faster than you can say mission accomplished.

07-17-2017 , 08:57 AM

#798

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'd like to think that the Canadians would just spray the border with the pot smokes and everyone would just like, pass out, man.

07-17-2017 , 10:28 AM

#799

wbatas

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,705

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

A scone is basically just a jammed up triangle

FYP.

I'll see myself out.

07-17-2017 , 11:09 AM

#800

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I'd like to think that the Canadians would just spray the border with the pot smokes and everyone would just like, pass out, man.

Defeating that defense system may be the only combat training I have. In fact, with summer league in town I've been training pretty rigorously all week

Canada, someday I'm coming for your water. It would be easiest for all if by the time I got there you had all the watered bottled and stored in Vancouver strip clubs

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