You could shock us all by posting a 30/60 hand from the Ameristar. People would be like "WTF? Kerowo posting strat." Go up, win a big pot, and report back. Also, do some hiking while you go up and post photos.
I'd like to, the job search in Portland is coming up dry so I might be looking for places around Colorado soon so I can use some of my Colorado references. Looking for work sucks, particularly when they stop talking to you after offering 20-30% less than I was making in Denver.
(Pronounce it wah-fur and use the voice of the waiter in that Monty Python movie when you read it)
Out of respect for live-action players, I will simply say that I have played poker with what might charitably called a dead ringer for Mr Creosote, except he is still alive.
Guy is easily 4 bills and you definitely do not want to be at the table when he is eating.