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2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread) 2017 ustakes NC, where the steaks are wafer thin (Low Content Thread)

05-12-2017 , 11:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeTBAJPcxag

It's a work in progress. Only had about 2 hours to practice it over the past two weeks as real life important **** has taken over.

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Oh good morning.
05-15-2017 , 02:52 PM
After playing several thousand hands of PLO8 I have decided that high-variance games are not fun and I wanna go back to playing BigO/FLO8 and literally nothing else.
05-15-2017 , 04:05 PM
I would think plo8 has less variance
05-15-2017 , 04:35 PM
Maybe, but small stakes 08 is the easiest form of poker that I know of.
05-15-2017 , 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Beale
Maybe, but small stakes 08 is the easiest form of poker that I know of.
+1.

and +2 just for good measure.
05-15-2017 , 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Beale
Maybe, but small stakes 08 is the easiest form of poker that I know of.
Some times hi stakes o8 is even easier. On ignition the 30-60 is significantly softer than 5-10 and 10-20

Lol, as I type this I just bet river and got called on A234 board and axoooed with the pair of 2s and live 6
05-15-2017 , 05:42 PM
That **** never happens to me.
05-15-2017 , 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
That **** never happens to me.
Move up to where they don't respect your raises.
05-15-2017 , 06:46 PM
I'd load up a pile on Ignition, that seems to be the thing to do, except they've got blackjack and I'm a sick ****.
05-15-2017 , 08:15 PM
Howard, you're a degen?
05-15-2017 , 08:20 PM
Somebody link the lock box story, entertaining read
05-15-2017 , 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Howard, you're a degen?


http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...t-long-602171/
05-15-2017 , 08:55 PM
Might as well have two links, double the fun!

Oh, and glad you liked it, JL!
05-15-2017 , 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Beale
Might as well have two links, double the fun!

Oh, and glad you liked it, JL!
LMAO I remember that story but didn't remember that it was you.
05-15-2017 , 10:10 PM
It almost worked! Here's the latest lol: Lately when I've felt the urge I've announced to the table '$5K if you catch me playing BJ today!'

It's gotten to be a running joke amongst the regs. 'Is the award on today?'

I'm so sick, jfc.
05-16-2017 , 01:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Beale
Maybe, but small stakes 08 is the easiest form of poker that I know of.
I seriously wonder if whatever I do wrong when I happen to play O8 can be easily catalogued onto a 3x5 card or something because I literally cannot win


Of course, that also applies to all forms of poker right now, so maybe I just suck
05-16-2017 , 09:09 AM
I have both read and thoroughly enjoyed this before. I think even before I had an account.

Just didn't realize it was you, Howard!
05-16-2017 , 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
Pure gold - worth reading a second time.
05-16-2017 , 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
I seriously wonder if whatever I do wrong when I happen to play O8 can be easily catalogued onto a 3x5 card or something because I literally cannot win

Any of the 2+2 books will make you a winner overnight as long as you can handle the boredom. That's the toughest part and probably why low limit 08 is so good: the rest of them 1. don't know what they're doing and 2. even if they do they just can't wait for proper hands to play.

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I have both read and thoroughly enjoyed this before. I think even before I had an account.

Just didn't realize it was you, Howard!
I'm glad that you liked it. I look back on it and face palm myself every time.


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I'll relate another quick BJ story from Resorts:

Playing 2am Monday and I have to leave to get to work. I'm up ~13K. The floor lady asks why I'm leaving, I explain, she says they'll send me home in a limo and I can sleep, I say 'what about my car?', she says they'll have someone drive it behind the limo, I say ok, 2 hours later I'm plus ~25K and leave and can see the floor lady is visibly pissed, I get out to the limo there's a guy w/ a box, asks my name, I say yes, he says he's from room service, I say I'm taking a limo, he says 'it's room service for the limo.'

Box stuffed w/ all kinds of food and drinks and I didn't get any sleep at all.
05-16-2017 , 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

I'm glad that you liked it. I look back on it and face palm myself every time.


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I'll relate another quick BJ story from Resorts:
BJ story huh?

I would read more of these stories, I find them interesting.
05-16-2017 , 02:41 PM
There's a megathread in BBV called Degen Stories if you need to kill an afternoon or five.
05-16-2017 , 02:44 PM
Where do you think 99% of my posts have been?

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 05-16-2017 at 02:45 PM. Reason: TWSS obvi :|
05-16-2017 , 02:47 PM
For some of my work stories there's my 60th B-Day thread:


http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...stions-753631/
05-16-2017 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
For some of my work stories there's my 60th B-Day thread:


http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...stions-753631/
The post says "today is my 60th birthday" but the post is from 2010. Did someone transcribe the whole conversation from a cuneiform stone tablet or some sort of cave painting?

      
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