CO open limps SB completes I knuckle the BB. Pot after rake is $4. Flop AT6r checked through, turn J checked through. River 4, CO bets $5 SB folds I raise to $15 and CO goes into the tank.
Then comes 20 questions.
"You got the ace?"
lol
"Did the river help you?"
lol
"Will you show if I fold?"
"I might not even show if you call." (shout out to B&M)
Finally he makes the $10 call and I flip my 72o, declaring, "I missed." He furrows his brow and I grab a sip of water while I'm waiting for the world's most pointless slowroll.
"Missed what?"
"Pair draw."
All the people who were drinking toasted me and we were having so much fun laughing I never even saw what he had.