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Originally Posted by Arp220
I demand [...] an apology. A written apology, hand drawn on parchments of vellum made from the skins of unicorns, written by monks from a monastery on the tibetan plateau thats only accessible to the rest of the world for three weeks out of every year, using charcoal fragments from the True Cross.
I unfortunately cannot accommodate your request for a refund. Further, I am very sorry that our months of hard work have paid off. I'm sorry we've taken away your lucrative hobby of bashing our software truthfully. I'm sorry that you can no longer in good conscience send us tickets that are truthfully frustrated with our inability to improve our software. However, I would like to point out the benefits of learning to speak another language, and submitting tickets in that language:
(a) If you speak a language like Urdu, we cannot translate it via Google Translate,
(b) You'll sound funny,
(c) You can impress girls,
(d) You can move to a country where your -0.5 ptbb/100 winrate is still good income considering the rakeback you receive and still speak the language.
That said, I have enclosed the other thing you demanded with the apology:
You need to squint just right to see the remnants of the unicorn fur . . .