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Originally Posted by heater
wtf are you talking about, "i told you people"
are you even reading the thread lol
Most everyone was gushing about how they had to watch this drivel in the beginning of the thread, because of reviews or their undying love of zombies (that's a pun right there, thank me later)
I managed to catch the marathon and loved how dumb their camp being attacked was. it's the middle of the night, let's all sit around this campfire and not secure our perimeter.
Then when blondies sister bites it, let's have her kneel over her and put her face within half an inch of her sisters face, because that's ****ing smart. Then when her sister goes all zombie, let's hold her face and have a conversation with her, while not securing her arms to keep from being scratched.
Ok, I get that maybe blondie has a death wish at this point, so I could buy that she might put herself in harms way. But all the other dbags standing around watching this happen instead of double-tapping the dead sis is just laughable.
These people couldn't survive a sunny day in Hawaii, let alone an f'ing zombie apocolypse.
If they're going to hang out in the woods there, setup a friggin' perimeter. Dig ditches and place sharpened stakes sticking up for zombies to impale themselves upon. Plus, it gives you high ground when defending the interior.
If you're going to have fires lit, put some on the perimeter to give you illumination, rather than letting the zombies have the darkness advantage while you light yourselves up as easy targets.
And good lord have a watch setup, maintain the buddy system, and don't let your friggin' kids wander off to find cool machetes in a truck.
And yes, LOL at everyone just sitting in a traffic jam to die, and then their subsequent zombies hanging around inside waiting for months until someone opens the door.