Yeah, I lol'ed at that too. That was probably the only thing I could laugh at the entire time she was on the show. Many episodes I didn't even realize she was on survivor as their was never any skits of her talking until the past few weeks.

Normally the Hitler card is ridiculous hyperbole but it fits in this case. She is the single worst human I have ever seen and without a doubt the worst Survivor player of all time by such a wide margin that NOBODY will ever surpass her. You could try to be horrid at the game and you could not play worse.

She will for all eternity top the worst players of all time list.

What a horrible season. Only people left who don't tilt me bad are Benry/Fabio/Dan. Amazing how this thread has reached like 4 thousand replies most of them about strategy and "optimal gameplay" and the people on the show itself are a bunch of idiots who have no idea what they are doing. Holly/Old redneck lady please die die die. Whoever wins is basically just variance hitting them in the head. No chance any of them would ever win in any other season.

Fabio is the only one I want to win now, has been for awhile. IDK why but the rest of them can pretty much walk into a fire at this point.
Double quitters un f'n real, great casting job guys. You hit a home run with JJ and the rest of the cast is just a flop.
Nay is so vile. If I saw her and my kids were in her class I'd ask for a new teacher.

m guessing the next week is going to be talking about Ponderosa clips, or S22 or the Survivor Hall of Fame.

I want to get a 2p2 Survivor Hall of Fame going. PM me any 5 people from S1-S20, also vote for any 5 objects of the game. my votes below (I might have the same 5 as Probst):

HOF:
1. Richard Hatch
2. Parvati Shallow
3. Rob Mariano
4. Russell Hantz
5. Sandra Diaz-Twine

Object HOF:
1. JT's letter to Russell
2. Rob Cesternino's Magic 8 Ball
3. Colby's Texas Flag
4. Yau-Man's fake Idol
5. Kel's "Beef Jerky"

Good, they deserve it.

This is the first time I actually got pissed at a episode of Survivor. They need better contestant screeners because 2 people quitting is just ridiculous. The people on the jury were beside themselves and who can blame them.


I think the quitters should not be allowed on the jury.

btw about this episode... how the hell do you quit being 10 days from maybe winnng one mirrion dollars?

this

Okay, I'm watching the epi right now and I have to pipe in and say, shut your pie hole, Benry. Like the selfish B is ever going to do the right thing. She **** stole the tribe's food. So be a man and make the sacrifice yourself or let the older lady do it and shut your stupid face.

when will the ponderosa clips be posted?

I don't blame him. I bet he wants to say that they have more than two people on last-minute wait list, and no doubt both of those two would have stayed in these conditions for a 100 days.

He should have asked them what they thought they were signing up for.

I'd tell them they go to the jury house, they don't sit on the jury, and they don't attend the final show.

They are not worthy to judge others.

The old ladies are annoying, but they are right.

Life is going to chuck you harder times than this.

Naonka can *****. What a piece of work.

Survivor quote of the year!

Best non Russel-ep in... several seasons.

Benry is a mega douche but I kind of like him after this ep.

Naonka has to be the very worst survivor ever now?

Dude can't even walk properly, but he won't quit. And Kart wonders why I condone bashing women on occasion. Because some of them are frickin' embarassing for me to have to be associated with.

On the other hand, +1 to (Boc?) whoever said Holly was a goddess way back when. I thought you were overstating it at the time, but it was a pretty good read. Hopefully her good gesture won't seal her fate in the game, but she's got my vote.

I wish he had refused them the dignity of having their torch smuffed. Should have stubbed them out on the ground and tossed them aside.

I have a better idea. Quitters get put in a cold room with only rice to eat for the remaining days.

edit: and of course old ladies are right.

My wish list looks like this: Holly. Fabio. Not Benry or Chase. Let me be clear that I am in total agreement with the boys that Naonka was a scumbag for going on the reward and letting Holly make the sacrifce for the tarp and rice. But Nay's a known scumbag. What do they expect? I didn't see either one of them stepping forward to take one for the team. When your own behavior is pretty much the same as the known scumbag's, I'm not sure that's the place to throw stones.

crazy episode. insane to quit so far into the game.

you dont know that they wouldnt have done it

IT'S A TARP!

The way they made it seem is that Holly instantly stood up and offered to sit out the reward. You don't know that Benry and Chase wouldn't have sat out if a little more time went by.

My wish list for who wins:

Fabio
Benry
Sash
Dan for the lolz

Nobody else. Obv huge episode up next because this basically determines the fate of the season. Pretty obv that the tribe is split with Sash as the swing vote.

Greatest quote in the history of the universe? Between that, the "milk your own milk" line, and the non-stop ass shots, you just have to give it up to the editors wrt Purple Kelly's edit. Well done.

This. I feel like a broken record, but Probst is amazing. I love how much he despises the people who quit.

Because she wants to play.

I disagree, but it got me thinking: these are the first jury members to ever quit, right? I'm sure I'm forgetting someone, but I think Osten is the person who made it furthest before quitting, and he went out before Savage (who was pre-merge), so that was probably day ~15 at the most. Pretty crazy.

Sash seems like the only bright player left, but even he's stupid. He doesn't want PK and Nay to quit? Are you kidding me, Sash?!?!?! They quit, and you're suddenly in the greatest position ever: you're the swing vote between two three-person alliances at F7, and you have a damn idol. You were at risk to go home in the next two votes, but them quitting leaves you in an amazing spot, you idiot. Oh, AND BOTH OF THE GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDLY WITH YOU ARE NOW ON THE JURY.

I kinda hope I'm wrong, but the end seems painfully obvious now. Sash should obviously side with the boys to boot Jane and Holly (Chase has an idol), then boot Chase at F5 when he can no longer use the idol. Sash should be able to beat all three of those guys, especially since I assume Marty, Alina, and Brenda (all fans of the show) will respect his strategic gameplay. Sash's path to a win is so incredibly easy, yet I feel like he's dumb enough to screw it up somehow.

life at pondo is up. just started to watch part one

Insane episode. NaOnka is either filty rich or just doesn't care about money. To QUIT with 11 days left, a strong alliance AND the immunity idol. I don't know what to say. It doesn't make sense for it to be staged either. CBS could not possibly want it to turn out this way.

Purple Kelly is much less of a suprise. She obviously has very little self confidance and is easily persuaded by people and her environment. She didn't think she could win and jumped on the Na bandwagon. I doubt she quits on her own.