This Shannon guy was awful.. What a clueless douche who don't understand the basic concept of making someone else look bad by any devious tactics possible instead of making yourself look like a heartless punk.

The whole conversation about calling that Sash guy out asking if he was gay along with other stuff he said really just put himself under the bus to get ran over.

That guy has to be one of the all time most ignorant people ever to play the game and then in his outtake interview he praises the older tribe hoping they win to teach these guys a lesson? LOL..

That was certainly one of the most eventful tribals ever but not the best as their were a few great blindsides such as Tyson (twice), Ace, and a bunch of others come to mind but for the second elimination I'd say it was probably the best ever.

What an unreal bunch of morons.

How hard is it to go out there for the first 15-18 days, perform in challenges, not yell at anybody, and avoid a huge blow up?

True but better yet what kind of idiot brings a $1600 pair of shoes into the game?

greatest tribal council of all time and it's only week 2. high hopes for this season.

2 episodes in and all the epic tribals from samoa and heroes v. villains have already been topped. Shannon's meltdown was awesome but pretty standard until the out of nowhere lol "r u gay?" call out, that really put him over.

Thoughts:
- Awesome move bringing $1600 shoes to survivor and then announcing to everyone that you can afford and brought $1600 shoes to survivor.
- Someone please .gif Tyrone and old white chick gettin low
- So happy Brenda is still alive and is now in a Boss position among the young'uns
- Nanonoko is straight hoodrat, Survivor has a knack for casting the trashiest young black girls on the show.
- Marty: "I found the idol Jill. I found the idol Jill. I found the idol Jill. Weeeeeeee found the idol. Expert play by Jill to decipher the clue and then give it to Marty and Mr. NY...it's only an immunity idol at stake, no biggie.
- Kelly B: despite her looking a bit shabbier than normal during tribal, I'm actually kinda surprised by how little I care about her missing leg and how much I'd still wanna smash. Oh, and........

to show everyone his status. it is dumb, but some people are like that

How could someone smart enough to figure out that clue be dumb enough to instantly tell someone else about it?

meta game

There are a few people already vying for WOAT after only two eps!

if someone posts a spoilerish comment here can someone else say the word spoiler afterwards so its not ruined for everyone else? i'm going Ctrl + F "spoiler" first before i read the thread to watch out... last season sucked knowing what will happen :/

can't wait to hear Shannon on Cesternino's podcast!! he made Ben from Samoa look pretty good.

Clowns.

Judd and Brenda are my favorites from the young side at this point.

That's a great bright green one piece bathing suit.

Very entertaining for an early episode. I find myself partially rooting for Fabio because he does not annoy me as much as many of the other players.

I can't agree that it is one of the best tribals ever, simply because the players involved were meaningless in terms of the game impact. Hunter's surprise boot by Boston Rob was a better version of this.

The game definitely plays quite a bit faster now than ever, though many of these players have no idea how to actually handle it well.

>_>

Holy stereotypes Survivor producers. If I worked for the NAACP I'd be pretty pissed at the producers for ALWAYS casting an outspoken young black woman. There's got to be a ton of highly educated young black women applying for the show yet they always cast the one that'll yell at the nicest most harmless person on the entire tribe.

I love how the 2 swing votes, Benry and Purple Kelly have gotten absolutely no airtime. I guess they are straying away from strategy meetings since there is just too much drama elsewhere to show.


Tyrone is GOAT. Doesn't seem to be much of a strategist but definitely one of the most interesting characters.

lol@Jimmy Johnson making another major well known blunder on episode 2.

So far in 2 episodes we have:

Complain about the conditions

Offer yourself up as a guilt free boot

Take the leadership role.

He said he's watched every season of Survivor. I believe him with how precisely he has executed all the worst plays possible.

This wasn't a "clothes on their backs" season?

Shannon was worst then Wendy from last week digging his own hole during tribal.

/every reality show ever

I think the Top Chef franchise casts some amazing black women.

re: "ghetto crazy black women" - candace was smart and articulate, yeah? i forget why she was voted off, i think she was still outspoken, right?

and yeah, amazing blowup by shannon. wtf @ "let me just clear something up, are you gay?" such great TV though. i think alina and kelly b are playing the game the best on the younger tribe, but we'll see.

weird how there's been no showtime for kelly s, given her looks.

Sorry, should have specified reality shows on major networks.

So we all agree that bringing the alligator shoes on Survivor and announcing they cost $1600 is straight up ******ed. And drowning the alligator shoes is pretty much psychotic. Tyrone is a funny man. Shannon and Shanaynay are up for fan favorite. Holly, Chase, Shanaynay, and Fabio are all drawing dead...so of course, Kos is making an alliance with them.

Legless wonder and girl whose name I don't know, but I'll say Kelly cause it has the best odds got greedy, tried to make a solid play, but it was awful because it required relying on a member of the twosome they were trying to break up to side with them. It was cute when they told the guys they were being emotional, but they really should have taken the easy mark and voted off Shanaynay. Yes, Brenda is the bigger threat, but no one (and most importantly Chase) is going to offer up much resistance to voting off Shanaynay. Knock in the gimme putt and re-evaluate the new situation. But I'm okay with this mistake as it has made and I believe will continue to make for fabulous train wreck TV.

Totally grunching here, I'm watching the DVR. HOLY ****!!!! So the entire older folk crowd is going to systematically volunteer themselves out of the tribe??? what???

I'm drunk, but seriously, as I get older it becomes harder to be a single person willing to be in a relationship because I become more accustomed to having my own way. I'd like to use that as a defense for these people, Wendy's hari kari, this dumb blonde's confession. Someone help, one of you young genuises turn this into a Russel meta moment for me?