"I was still a little nervous about delivering our video to Uber, because I knew that once I sent them this email, they would do everything in their power to track us down. So before sending it, I cleared my entire browser history, including cookies."
"I couldn't help but feel a bit betrayed. But maybe from the very start, we had been fighting a battle that could never be won. Just like telegraphs had been replaced by telephones, and horse and buggies by cars, the free market had again chosen a winner. The real enemy wasn't Uber - it was progress."
"So with the clock ticking and no romantic prospects, I felt like the only way to safely move forward was to marry Andy without his knowledge."
So. Much. Win. Just love these free flowing episodes that go in unexpected places. Who would have ever thought of that Chinese wedding scam? That's a real ****ing marriage license form!
I'd like to see the entire divorce lawyer conversation and his reactions. It sounds like an insane story to tell a lawyer about how you tricked a guy into marrying you. I love even this simple exchange:
Divorce lawyer: What did he think was going on during that time?
Nathan: He just thought he was ordering lunch from someone at a Chinese restaurant.
Divorce lawyer: ???
Reminds me of the psychologist interview back during the S03E01 Best Buy episode, where he gets a guy certified as insane for talking about alligators and tuxedos and tiny doors to buy TVs.