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07-11-2013 , 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by ncaron
Am I the only one who thinks the big "shocker" elimination next year is gonna be the blonde chick that we never see? It will be a shock because everyone will go "Who is that? She was in the competition?!!"
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Originally Posted by Cardfish1
Uh oh. Unknown contestant getting airtime. I doubt she makes it through the night.
Good catches guys.
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07-11-2013 , 04:10 PM
who the eff was the short blonde chick? how can they go about 11 episodes with one contestant basically unknown??
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07-11-2013 , 10:06 PM
She's made appearances and was visible but very rarely as mentioned by others and never really was interviewed I think.

Man I love those shots of Natasha getting pissed off all the time. Got such a thing for her. A nice plump milf body , seems to wear some sexy clothing without looking too skanky .. and that bitchy attitude , all drives me nuts.

Obv. not marriage material though , unless her husband's some pro athlete .. he must feel so emasculated at times.

Last edited by mugenjin; 07-11-2013 at 10:14 PM.
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07-12-2013 , 02:01 PM
The way they edit so she appears to have a huge bitch face when literally anyone gets any praise is hilarious. She also takes everything ridiculously personal too.
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07-13-2013 , 11:16 AM
Yeah , it's so obviously blatant they want to portray her in a negative light and emphasize that whole "entitled bitch" attitude. It's doing the opposite for me

They're going to need a new "villain" once Chrissy gets eliminated. They're setting her up to be the next one I guess.

I'm biased though , been in Peru for a while and can't help but be attracted to dark haired curvy women and she does appear to have some Latin American origins or at least looks like she does.
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07-18-2013 , 11:38 AM
Kind of a yawner. The last of the unknowns gets the boot.

Joe thinking the choice of which mushrooms went to who was some kind of 3rd level thinking was laughable.

I must admit that Krissi's sausage dish looked pretty good.

Power rankings:
Jessie
Eddie
James
Jordan
Bri
Natasha
Luca (I'm still rooting for him though)
Krissi
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07-18-2013 , 12:05 PM
eddie has proved me wrong. in the beginning of the season I thought he was just good on the grill and wouldn't be around too long. Now he is one of the favorites to win it. I hope to see Jessie and Eddie as the final 2
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07-18-2013 , 12:06 PM
Natasha third from bottom? As one of the most consistently best competitors in the season?

My ranking of who is left:
Natasha, Eddie, Jessie, Jordan, James, Krissi, Bri, Luca

Top four are pretty close to even, whoever stays and goes comes down to a lot of randomness of dishes and ingredients.

The big drop off is after Jordan and Luca and Bri are clearly the weakest two overall, especially Luca who is just consistently terrible, however a good run of tasks like the mushroom one and I can see Bri could last a few more eps because she doesnt blow up a challenge so is rarely worse than average.

The last two eps have proven that you can be the best on your best day and it doesnt make a difference when it comes to how badly you do on your worst day.
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07-18-2013 , 12:09 PM
Natasha > Bri, Luca, & Krissi..im not sure she is that much better than Jordan even though he has been slipping a bit lately and Natasha keeps putting out solid dishes
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07-18-2013 , 12:18 PM
I listed the power rankings based on who I felt had the best chance to win. This takes into account their portrayal on the show. Krissi may be a better cook than some who are left, but she is obviously not winning. Natasha is not getting good airtime either and thats why she is so low. Jessie and Eddie have a decent lead over James and then there is a big drop after that.

If I rank them on who I want to win it would be Jessie Eddie Luca James Bri Natasha Jordan Krissi.
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07-18-2013 , 03:01 PM
Jessie gonna win imo

Bethy was too clear an elimination for tonight. called it very early
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07-18-2013 , 04:12 PM
I laughed so hard when Luca's sausage exploded. Classic Luca.

I don't know how he keeps surviving, but at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he was in the finale or something ridiculous.

Definitely rooting for either Jessie or Eddie to win it all.
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07-19-2013 , 12:21 AM
I'm glad that fatty is still in. She actually made me laugh out loud with her comments over Bri's dish.

Glad Bethys gone means that all the boring unknowns are gone. Some decent cooks left and still the loltastic Luca. I agree with others think its either going to be Jessie or Eddie who are going to be victorious.

I can't imagine them doing a losers round like last year because most of the people kicked off have been pretty sub par.

Hopefully soon we get the Rambot fish filleting pressure test.
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07-19-2013 , 09:04 AM
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I can't imagine them doing a losers round like last year because most of the people kicked off have been pretty sub par.
I could see them doing it just to bring back Lin. Everyone was afraid of him.
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07-19-2013 , 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by aura
Luca is not very good. The Italian judge will eventually have to give him an emotional speech when he has to send Luca off. It will hurt because Luca is Italian and obv bias is obv.

Top three for me: Bethy, Lynn, James (dark horse)

Just out of the top three: Jordan, Beth

This is my opinion as to who should make it to the top three. I project Lynn getting hosed on some random challenge and Susan making it to the actual top five somehow.

James is hiding under the radar, but I see him surprising people a few times to make it into the top five for sure.

Bime and Krissi have zero chance and are there for entertainment/"puncher's chance" reasons.

Oh, and Natasha is a straight up bitch but may squeak into the top five.
Predictions looking good.

"Susan" is Jessie, btw. I got Hell's Kitchen mixed up with this show.
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07-19-2013 , 09:57 AM
Lynn was so inconsistent. He went out earlier than expected but he was inevitably going to blow up and put up a super ****ty dish in an elimination.
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07-19-2013 , 10:15 AM
Looking at the w/l records, the top two is Jessie and Natasha with three wins each in individual events, three wins each in team events and are equal both in the bottom three and top three one each. Neither have had a pressure test.

Eddie > Bri > James = Luca > Jordan > Krissi cover the rest of the list. Jordan despite the fanfare has been really lacking in racking up wins. Eddie is the VIP in team challenges (4 wins) but Bri is equal to him in individual events 2 wins each and the others have one win each in individuals.

Edit, Bethy who just went out only had one individual win but she was equal to Eddie in team wins. She was interestingly completely in the middle of the pack and was very consistently average the only negative weeks she had was the one she went home on and one time she scraped through an elimination bottom two the week Bime went. I I had looked at the stats last week I would have tipped her for staying until the end producing consistent middle of the road food.
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07-19-2013 , 11:48 AM
Did Eddie ever mention which team's practice squad he was on?
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07-21-2013 , 10:23 AM
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On May 21, the newspaper claims, Krissi tweeted: “Why do the 76ers keep coming up in my who to follow. i HATE basketball. NBA= N****rs Bouncing Around #thatsracist.” (Krissi did not censor the racial slur in her tweet.)

In another tweet from July 2012, she wrote, “Better make sure you’re on top when sleeping with a black guy. Otherwise it’s probably rape.”
good one Krissi, she'll really get along with Paula Deen.
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07-25-2013 , 03:02 AM
Shame to see Bri go but no matter how much hyping up that ending no chance they ever send Jessie home. Now that Fattys source of conflict has been eliminated and the remaining chefs are all pretty decent (apart from Luca) then think she isn't going to get any Judging bias.

Think final two is a nailed on Eddie and Jessie with James in third
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07-25-2013 , 10:28 AM
Krissi surviving only because the opposition team saw her as weakest was weak sauce.

The ending was super cruel the way they did the fake out elimination.

If only Bri got the team she chose, if she put her pastry in the over three or four min earlier or if they did the selection for the pressure test in any other way she would have been safe, ho hum.
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07-25-2013 , 12:04 PM
I liked this one. The wilderness idea was pretty good. The captain switch was cool. I was certain one or both of the teams were going to overcook the main course, so well done there.

Krissi's explanation about why they let her sit out the challenge was LOLable.
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07-25-2013 , 01:10 PM
i think in these cooking shows on tv it seems really silly to have challenges like they had outside with no tools like a stove or proper utensils (sorry i dont count a fire as a proper tool for a cooking show like this). anyone agree with me or am i on my own in this thinking.

huge +1 to krissi's laughable explanation also....clearly she is in the dark and just doesnt understand this whole thing, but then again she thought she was making an epic play getting beemy out. so i guess i shouldnt be surprised that she is so out of the loop when it comes to strategy ect...
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07-25-2013 , 01:13 PM
Brutal ending, another week with the fat whore sigh
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