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Originally Posted by heater
It took me about 3 eps into season one to predict that Pauly D finishes >>>>>>>>>> ahead of the rest in life. It's not saying much to anoint somebody on JS most centered,LDO, but he has been clearly head and shoulders above the rest from day one. I would like to call Vinny a somewhat close second but he's so goddamned insecure that he may actually rank lower than 3/4 of the ****ing narcissists that make up this show. Pauly's reaction to the BS drama the girls tried to lay on him tonight only serves to solidify my opinion.
You guys have been fond of throwing up rankings throughout the past two seasons. Mine have always been:
Pauly>>>Vinny>>>>>>>>>>rest>>>>>>>>>Situation in large part based on the fact that dude is in his late twenties and the way he deals with women (which a lot of people in this thread seem to admire) is like that of a seventeen-year-old QB in some small ass town in the middle of nowhere. Dude got to miami and has been exposed as a ****ing clueless clown when it comes to pulling prime ass. If they would have edited this season in that direction, they could have made this "Jersey Shore: Situation Can't Get Laid, Even With MTV Cameras Following Him Around and ****."
Having Vinny > Situation is just pure lol. Vinny is so weak passive, boring, uninterseting, and beta that it's a wonder that he even got on the show. Like I've said before, I think he maybe had a more interesting personality prior to getting into a house with people who had even more alpha personalities than himself and as a result he just kinda shrunk into the background. The cocky fistpumping that he was doing in the pre-season 1 interviews and in the club is not the guy who's in that house.
Also, thinking that Situation can't get laid just because of what you saw edited on the show is extremely naive. It pretty much goes without saying that all of the guys on this show now get large amounts of groupies and constant tail (even Vinny now at this point). It should be painfully obvious that Vinny is purely feeding off his mini celeb status and that he is very very average when it comes to women (excluding using JS status obv). It's also clear that Situation was def getting laid plenty before the show as well.
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Originally Posted by Daddy Warbucks
Why is every single scene featuring Vinny around Ramona an absolute facepalm? That dinner scene was so awkward! On seeing it, my gf snap commented "she really doesn't seem that into him" and looking at the body language in all her time in this episode, she really didn't! Pissed off that he's leaving, or just using him to get camera time?
If the cameras weren't around there's no chance in hell that his child like, innocent boy routine, in the middle of a loud upscale Miami night club to go a gogo dancer gets him anywhere.