Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach - Page 87

Absurd moment of the week:

Walking around my local mall with the lady friend and noticing a super Guido and makin a mental note that he looks like a Jersey Shore cast member, then realizing the girl he is walking with is JWOW.

Thinly veiled brag.

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10-16-2010 , 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Franchise 60

Absurd moment of the week:

Walking around my local mall with the lady friend and noticing a super Guido and makin a mental note that he looks like a Jersey Shore cast member, then realizing the girl he is walking with is JWOW.

I think this story is so much cooler than it actually is

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10-16-2010 , 07:18 PM

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Franchise 60

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The mall is the next town over from seaside fwiw, so it isn't that crazy to come across one of them (in October was weird though). It was just an absurd moment to be mentally making fun of this guy for looking like a JS character, and then realizing he was with one of them.

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10-16-2010 , 07:27 PM

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Since they are done filming, did JWOW look smaller now that she's (presumably) off roids?

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10-16-2010 , 08:57 PM

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Yeah, calling her petite is pretty lol

i think he meant "pettitte" as she looks like this guy

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10-16-2010 , 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by noidea555

Honestly, I'm astounded at the replies ITT . I don't wanna argue about it but I'm shocked at the Ramona hate. I just don't get it. Maybe all you guys have a fetish for black chicks so when a girl with a nice body comes around you don't see it cuz she weighs less than you?

I dunno. petite girls FTW in my book, but to each his own obviously.

I never understood why dudes get so eager to try to convince other dudes to find the same things attractive.

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10-17-2010 , 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by noidea555

Probably true, but you guys all realize that she is characteristically no different than your random victoria secret supermodel, right? All of them are tall, no boobs, no ass.

EDIT: by petite i meant petite features, obv she is a bit tall, but she has a small behind and smallish cans, which tbh is a plus in my book. Obv i realize i'm inthe minority here but I didn't think it would be this 1-sided.

FWIW I agree with you, lest you think you're alone. Although the ****ing tramp stamp is ugh...goddamn those are so incredibly stupid, always.

Also, I need to go check out the TWoP thread on this; I gar-own-tee that the fat ugly chicks that constitute 90% of the posters there are playing the "zomg eat a cheeseburger!!!1" card.

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10-17-2010 , 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GambleAB

I never understood why dudes get so eager to try to convince other dudes to find the same things attractive.

That wasn't the case, I was just very surprised.

FWIW I saw a bunch of friends today, all of them agree with me.

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Originally Posted by tuq

Heh, doesn't even have to be a tramp stamp, I despise tattoo's on girls in general.

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10-17-2010 , 06:04 AM

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Ha, i'd actually forgotten about this until i rewatched it:

"He's like my big brother, I love him...........but you don't usually have sex with your big brother......"

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10-17-2010 , 06:35 AM

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S. Park killed it with the Snooki Monster

100/100

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10-17-2010 , 10:27 AM

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Yea I hope she sees it and has a reality check.. But I doubt she will ever have an idea of what reality is... Ironic considering she's on a reality tv show

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10-17-2010 , 02:47 PM

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If I was from NJ, I'd be embarrassed. If I was Snooki, I'd kill myself. I can only imagine her reaction to that.. WAAAHH!

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10-17-2010 , 05:24 PM

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How are you guys ignoring the most important subplot of the season?!?! Pauly meets Rocio, is like "wow this is the kind of girl that you wife up", and then TRIES TO CHEAT ON HER WITH SKANKS FROM DA CLUB?!?! I think Situation's perceived cockblocking this ep was actually him being possessed by angels to keep Pauly from making the biggest mistake of his life!

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10-17-2010 , 10:12 PM

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'Snooki's Designer Bags Given To Her By Luxury Rivals"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_687583.html

Genius.

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10-18-2010 , 12:35 AM

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just watched most of the second season in a row up until the latest episode

this show is like crack

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10-18-2010 , 01:30 AM

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Newsflash: When Pauly D leaves Miami he's not taking the Cuban girl with him.

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Originally Posted by vyk07

just watched most of the second season in a row up until the latest episode

this show is like crack

I like to think of it as more of a stinky kush, than crack.

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10-18-2010 , 02:09 AM

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The first season was more like crack than season 2 has been. I wouldn't miss the premiere Ep. in season 1, now I just DVR it and watch it when I have time.

Also, a little trick that I love when I watch my fav shows; If it's an hour long, wait until it's been going for 18 mins, then just go to your DVR and start playing it. This way you don't have to watch any commercials

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10-18-2010 , 09:00 AM

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Franchise 60

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You should copyright that trick before other people start stealing it.

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10-18-2010 , 09:10 AM

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I think its pretty ballin that they haven't shown him addressing it at all and its just sorta implied that he has a similar setup to most big celebrities in terms of hooking up outside of his relationship.

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10-18-2010 , 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Chilltown

'Snooki's Designer Bags Given To Her By Luxury Rivals"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_687583.html

Genius.

This makes so much sense. I don't know if it will have any measurable impact, but I like the effort.

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10-18-2010 , 12:49 PM

#2171

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Ronnie's "I probably said blue when I should have said green" line was amazing and should be used to sum all up relationships fights of all time.

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10-18-2010 , 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SchererBoy

Also, a little trick that I love when I watch my fav shows; If it's an hour long, wait until it's been going for 18 mins, then just go to your DVR and start playing it. This way you don't have to watch any commercials

Whoa, this is incredible, can't believe I didn't think of this. And all these years I've been waiting until the show is over to start watching it.