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Old 10-15-2010, 01:16 PM   #2101
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach



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Old 10-15-2010, 01:18 PM   #2102
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Pretty sure pot committed is universal by now.

Vinny's going to look back in a few years and cringe at what he put up with (getting stood up/ignored) from a tranny.

Snooki's reaction to her friend leaving (2 weeks before they all leave Miami) was ridiculous. The talk with Jwow/snooki's tears forced me to fast forward. Don't even know why anything close to the thought of Snooki and jwow leaving early was brought up. Like they would leave with their $30,000 an episode deal.

Situation does not talk kindly to rejection. Terrible friend to Pauly. Let him get his D wet, S in her A, don't wear a C, and J all over her Bs.
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Old 10-15-2010, 01:45 PM   #2103
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pot committed isn't universal, no one who doesn't play cards a bit seriously knows what it means

if it was universal, it would have more thumbs up and down on this page:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ot%20committed
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Old 10-15-2010, 01:46 PM   #2104
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If pot committed was universal, 2+2ers wouldn't take such notice when it is used since we'd hear it all the time.

Paulie's chick is the best ever on the show, ainec. Not that that's saying a whole hell of a lot.
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Old 10-15-2010, 02:01 PM   #2105
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Lots of ******ation.

Situation acting like a little ***** twice when he got shut down, and wrecking Pauly's chances in the process. He just comes off terribly. Plus the women in the first trainwreck were legitimately hot, especially his, so lol @ him calling her a grenade.

Nicole going on and on about her BFF Ryder leaving when she's going home in a week. Jesus, shut up already.

Both those points have been made already but they bear repeating.
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Old 10-15-2010, 02:25 PM   #2106
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Old 10-15-2010, 02:28 PM   #2107
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pic of jwoww's outfit for space?
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Old 10-15-2010, 02:33 PM   #2108
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Old 10-15-2010, 02:54 PM   #2109
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Do you guys think Ronnie purposefully threw in the "you look asian" comment to needle Sam? Fwiw, I thought it was funny. Either way, she's making it 1000x a bigger deal than it should be, like usual.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:08 PM   #2110
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Pretty sure pot committed is universal by now.

Vinny's going to look back in a few years and cringe at what he put up with (getting stood up/ignored) from a tranny.

Snooki's reaction to her friend leaving (2 weeks before they all leave Miami) was ridiculous. The talk with Jwow/snooki's tears forced me to fast forward. Don't even know why anything close to the thought of Snooki and jwow leaving early was brought up. Like they would leave with their $30,000 an episode deal.
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I disagree that its universal.

I agree about the fkn ridiculous scene with snookie and jwow crying.. it made me ****ing cringe and want to punch that little snookiesmushsmush monster ni its disgusting face. Or at least shoot it with a shotgun.. Annoying little ****! Hate hate hate hate!!!! love to hate that little cretin, its why its famous, people love to hate it.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:11 PM   #2111
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paulys girls got some booty tho
you should see the other picture of her when shes not supporting it with her hands. most people will agree that she had a surprisingly disappointing booty


and

Snooki honestly yelling "wannabe guido" at someone?

Come on, youre the daughter of a chilean miner ffs. You're not even italian, shut your little hypocrite yapface.
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:43 PM   #2112
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omg that blonde chick with pauly d was the hottest so far and vinny is calling her a grenade when hes sleeping with RamonE ffs...
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:48 PM   #2113
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Oh please, the Situation is totally the kind of guy who only picks fights he thinks he's an overwhelming favorite in, see him sitting on the sidelines when Snooki got hit last year
Ya, Jenni noticed that too "Mike seen a guy half the size of him"
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So...... is Ramona a man?
I'm pretty sure she is.
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Dear god the situation is redic, the girl he was with is easily the hottest one that has stepped foot in that ****ing house...wtf lol

although she did lead him on pretty hard, calling her a grenade might be the most redic thing i have ever heard.
Great call. nh. With all the actual grenades that do come in that house Jenni is starting to look like a friggin dime.
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lol at anyone thinking that Ramona is not crazy good looking.

I enjoyed the ep. Ronniw was kinda an ******* to Sammi, but I don't think I could hold it together either over a girl that stupid.
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i came to this thread to receive agreement on Ramona being an extremely unattractive girl. No boobs, an ass that curves inwards, uuhhhhhhhhh.
And shoulders more cut than Sitch's
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Old 10-15-2010, 03:50 PM   #2114
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lol this finale is gonna be like that RW one a few years back when I think it was Wes and someone else got in the face and screamed at the fat chick who was in the army
I believe it was Nehemiah. RW Austin was the only RW I ever watched. It was glorious because they all just hated each other by the end of the season.
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Old 10-15-2010, 06:41 PM   #2115
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Old 10-15-2010, 08:23 PM   #2116
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Situation pretty much propelled himself to the bottom 3 of my power rankings in the last two episodes alone. Horrible wingman, horrible friends, just a horrible insecure piece of ****. Dude has no game at all...none.

Pauly D first imo all season.
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Old 10-15-2010, 08:53 PM   #2117
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I second Pauly D being first
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Old 10-15-2010, 09:08 PM   #2118
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Yea Pauly D has taken over Jersey Shore. SItuation used to be it but wow.. the way he acts, the blonde bimbos said it best.. DOUCHEBAG.

no **** or anything but he's also quite ugly next to Pauly D (along with having no game).
If Pauly D was a chick id be DTF no h0m0
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Old 10-15-2010, 09:36 PM   #2119
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Lots of ******ation.

Situation acting like a little ***** twice when he got shut down, and wrecking Pauly's chances in the process. He just comes off terribly. Plus the women in the first trainwreck were legitimately hot, especially his, so lol @ him calling her a grenade.

Nicole going on and on about her BFF Ryder leaving when she's going home in a week. Jesus, shut up already.

Both those points have been made already but they bear repeating.
You forgot Situation getting fake-mad over a $175 towing charge.
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Old 10-16-2010, 12:10 AM   #2120
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Old 10-16-2010, 12:52 AM   #2121
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Why doesnt situaton even realize that a girl with a boyfriend is DTF with the right circumstances? He does NOTHING to build her comfort level. First of all, they left the club as soon as they agreed to go back (reeks of desperate horny guys). They shouldve stayed at the club for awhile, then left then hung out at the house telling jokes and later Paulie wouldve went to bed with the drunk stripper, and Mike has a better spot for himself to try to work the other one into bed.
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Old 10-16-2010, 01:19 AM   #2122
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Why doesnt situaton even realize that a girl with a boyfriend is DTF with the right circumstances? He does NOTHING to build her comfort level. First of all, they left the club as soon as they agreed to go back (reeks of desperate horny guys). They shouldve stayed at the club for awhile, then left then hung out at the house telling jokes and later Paulie wouldve went to bed with the drunk stripper, and Mike has a better spot for himself to try to work the other one into bed.
Are you some sort of PUA? I agree, though... I think most of the problem is that they're not factoring in the degree to which some girls will come back to the house that quickly just to get screen time on the show. Seems pretty clear that in most of those ****-blocking situations the girls never had any intention of hooking up with them in any way, and they just end up looking like fools. Who knows, maybe going back to the house and leaving them blue-balled is some sort of bet girls often make with each other whenever they learn that the cast will be at the club that particular night. Wouldn't be at all surprising.

If they really want to get laid they need to put in the time to distinguish between those kinds of girls and the true star-****ers who want screen time as well but will actually put out in order to get it.
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Old 10-16-2010, 01:33 AM   #2123
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Old 10-16-2010, 02:49 AM   #2124
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Old 10-16-2010, 03:03 AM   #2125
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Is JWOWW wearing gigantic pasties in that clip?
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