Ugh. I had the exact same thought the other day.

Rocio's butt was umm less than appealing. Mixture of paleness and flabbiness.

Situation didn't have a 6am girl. And his 3am girl was a skeezer, with no body, that was never putting out regardless of his "aggression" as Pauly D called it.

I haven't seen him pull a decent looking chic yet tbh. That samantha girl had a very cute face, but again, no f'ing body. Someone correct me if I'm wrong please.

Oh and Angelina telling Sitch he looked like popeye on steroids was funny. His arms/shoulders area look like they're full of helium and he's getting ready to levitate off the floor. hah

agree haha

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damn youre right

didnt find angelinas popeye line funny, seemed like she was trying too hard/too contrived and the delivery was pretty meh

i heard ronnie slept with angelina in the behind the scenes

Every single person either made out or had sex with someone else in the house.

Mike and Sammi
Mike and Snookie
Mike and Angelina

Pauly D and Jwoww
Pauly D and Angelina


Vinny and Angelina
Vinny and Snookie

Ronnie and Sammi
Ronnie and Jwoww (according to Sammi)

why does jwoww end in two w's

Why does Snoop Dogg end in two g's?

why does JWOWWWWW have such a horrible nickname?

Wonder what the spoiler is :/

Don't most of the people call her Jen anyway? Pretty bad when your house mates won't acknowledge your stripper name.

They came onto the show originally with hilariously bad guido nicknames but there's no reason to call each other by these things in real life. Almost no cast member ever calls each other those names, it's always "Mike," "Jen," "Nicole," etc.

Maybe someone already owned Jwow, and in order to get away with it, they just added a extra w at the end.

I bet she went for jwoww so it'd be easier to google herself

Really?

Maybe the name Jwoww is rarely used by others in the house, but Situation and Snooki are routinely referred to by their nicknames, and variations thereof (Snickers, Sitch, etc.).

What's Vinny's guido nickname?

In keeping with his boring nature, Vinny doesn't have a guido nickname. I don't think Angelina or Ronnie have one either

I think I rememebr from season 1 Angelina said everyone called her Jolie or some nonsense.

That, or the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island.

True. And it's not like DJ Pauly D is exactly a guido nickname either. So I guess it's just Snooki, The Situation and J-Wowwwwwwww.
** Oh and Sammi (Sammi Sweetheart has never been said out loud iirc)

Vinny's guido nickname is Vinny. His real name is Vincenzo.

And Pauly's real name is Paolo

lol @ sammi sweetheart

the sweetest ***** you'll ever meet wtf does that even mean

They should have been more honest with those sound bites..

Sammi "I'm the least interesting ***** you'll ever meet"

Ronnie "I'll go to the Jersey Shore and fall in love" (hahahahahahahahahahaaa)

Angelina "Hello! What am I, stupid or something, for leaving the show?"

J-Woww "I probably won't have sex with any guys, so I'll just try n rip the heads off of some girls"