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Old 09-13-2010, 01:29 AM   #1376
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

wowow JS2 power rankings? This thread is awesome!!

boobies is spot-on about Vinny's game, or lack there of. He ****ing begged a girl to do him a "favor" and go on a date with him, after she already blew him off. The double 'stood up' sealed it for me. He has less game than his uncle nino.

btw jwoww's booty looked nice getting into that hot tub!
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:29 AM   #1377
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ya i kinda agree but id be more mad if it was to a likeable character i guess. i also thought it was lame when he, a person who can get any girl or w/e singles out the girl vinnie likes and takes her home just because he technically talked to her first. I dont really think vinnies intent was malicious so i thought it was extremely insecure and lame of the situation to do that.
I think its a mna's man move. Any guy would want to know how dirty the broad he's with is doing him. If I was Jose, I would thank Situation for doing that.
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:33 AM   #1378
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Also, Vinny reminds me of the first time I got drunk in a strip club. He has absolutely zero idea how to talk to those type of girls. He approached her the exact opposite of what he should have done.

"I wanna marry you"


"Im not gonna talk to any other girls..."

wtf is that crap?!?!?!? Could he have been any weirder?

And the phone calls? On the flip side excellent work by Paulie. He should have Vinny sit next to him and be his apprentice.
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Old 09-13-2010, 06:39 AM   #1379
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Also, Vinny reminds me of the first time I got drunk in a strip club. He has absolutely zero idea how to talk to those type of girls. He approached her the exact opposite of what he should have done.

"I wanna marry you"


"Im not gonna talk to any other girls..."

wtf is that crap?!?!?!? Could he have been any weirder? On national TV ! Like Angelina says "Hello!!?! Are you stupid or somethin?!!" ****in Vinny has minus game! LOL talkin to a dancer like that! WTFV?!!

And the phone calls? On the flip side excellent work by Paulie. He should have Vinny sit next to him and be his apprentice.
Pauly is a pimp though. Still shined when Sitch's girl wanted awol and took his chick with her. Then handled his girl while Vinny was left hangin like a stray dog.

Last thing.. didn't understand a work Uncle Nino said, but I liked him. As J-Woww walks by in the bikini (before hopping in the hot tub), he's like "ding" (hard on) lololol. Creepy scene out there lol.
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Old 09-13-2010, 07:31 AM   #1380
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Wow Vinnie tanked in that ep. hard, has to be like 6th now. Overall the episode was pretty good.

"Angelina's the staten Island ferry every one gets to ride it and it's free."

Paulie's phone call right after Vinnie's, the difference was as wide as Angelina really.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:21 AM   #1381
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Pauly's got game, he needs to do coaching imo

This episode was hilarious. I think it's funny that they keep referring to Hooters waitresses & gogodancers as classy girls etc... or that Angelina refers to herself as such.
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Old 09-13-2010, 10:51 AM   #1382
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Vinny: (1) telling that girl that he was gonna marry her and wouldn't talk to any other girls, (2) asking her to go out with him as a favor, (3) getting shot down, (4) then begging her to go out with him, (5) getting stood up, and (6) calling her again after getting stood up was one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen since the Swingers answering machine scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZChD_Gni8Uh
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:02 AM   #1383
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Paulie, by all rights, should be number one in the rankings simply because he got a hot ass chick to come over at 6:00 in the morning. Very strong move. Unfortunately he tanked hard after this by falling in love with a grenade. Flowers? dinner? WTF?

I think you have to keep Sanitation at the top due to the eat breakfast in bed and watch Paulie bang a slut maneuver. Solid stuff right there.
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:14 AM   #1384
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Unfortunately he tanked hard after this by falling in love with a grenade. Flowers? dinner? WTF?
Yeah, that chick was definitely not worthy of the GF treatment. He's shown some questionable taste in the past (the Israeli chick in the first season, the chick with the huge forehead this season.)
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:20 AM   #1385
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Paulie, by all rights, should be number one in the rankings simply because he got a hot ass chick to come over at 6:00 in the morning. Very strong move. Unfortunately he tanked hard after this by falling in love with a grenade. Flowers? dinner? WTF?

I think you have to keep Sanitation at the top due to the eat breakfast in bed and watch Paulie bang a slut maneuver. Solid stuff right there.
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Yeah, that chick was definitely not worthy of the GF treatment. He's shown some questionable taste in the past (the Israeli chick in the first season, the chick with the huge forehead this season.)

Grenade and not worthy? I thought that chick was by far the hottest chick that's been on the show yet.
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:58 AM   #1386
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Amazing episode because we barely saw Jenni/Snooki/Sammi/Ronny.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:10 PM   #1387
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Yea that chick was super cute. The Israeli was grenadeish... but this ones nice, she has a nice smile and seems to have a smart personality. At first I was like nahh, but her body is bangin also. I think shes the kinda chick whos a lot cuter in person than on tv.
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:11 PM   #1388
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WTF, there was a new episode last night?
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Old 09-13-2010, 12:36 PM   #1389
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Amazing episode because we barely saw Jenni/Snooki/Sammi/Ronny.
Ha, I was wondering why I liked it so much, this has to be why. By the way, Ronnie has basically been AWOL this season in anything non-Sammi. Not really a complaint but not sure what he's doing when the others go out to the clubs. Hanging with Sammi in a drama-free manner I guess.

I said multiple episodes ago that Vinnie has no game and pointed out that his exchanges with women at the gelato shop were awkward at best, and got hated on. Well...last night it was proven in a most painful manner. He's a classic nice guy easily smitten with no closing skills whatsoever, a total fish out of water in this environment.
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:02 PM   #1390
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**NSFW Snook**

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Old 09-13-2010, 01:12 PM   #1391
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Is this ep anywhere online? For some reason it's not on MTV.com...
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Old 09-13-2010, 01:18 PM   #1392
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:26 PM   #1393
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I was watching football all day like a normal person. Did I miss a new episode, or was this just some stupid VMA teaser crap?
Yes, full ep as a lead in to the VMAs.
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:39 PM   #1394
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Yea that chick was super cute. The Israeli was grenadeish... but this ones nice, she has a nice smile and seems to have a smart personality. At first I was like nahh, but her body is bangin also. I think shes the kinda chick whos a lot cuter in person than on tv.
The Israeli chick was bangin when she didn't have her glasses on. Obviously a complete nutjob though.
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:53 PM   #1395
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Is it just me who thinks snooki is absolutely repulsive?
She's like this lil fat blob with thin legs and arms connected to it. shes got one of those inverted pancake nonexistant assses where.. its just legs connected to her back.

wtf are these dudes hooking up with her for?
then again, all the girls in the house are just totally rank......
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:54 PM   #1396
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No, it's not just you. Snookie is disgusting.
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Old 09-13-2010, 02:56 PM   #1397
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Do I look fat in this?
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Old 09-13-2010, 03:06 PM   #1398
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the sanitation eating breakfast in bed was so pure
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Old 09-13-2010, 03:07 PM   #1399
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I'm always blown away by how people who know their words will eventually be broadcast on national tv (and on a show that lives to edit itself suck that people's lies/hypocrisy will be exposed) will still tell the stupidest lies. Angelina is just so ****ing delusional it's amazing.

If I thought they were the least bit self-aware, I'd assume that both Ronnie and Angelina should be on suicide watch upon viewing this season. Ronnie's capacity to act like he's the victim in all of this is pathological.
This absolutely. It would be fantastic to watch the Ronnie exploits w Sammi in the room. Reunion show should deliver again!

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Old 09-13-2010, 03:15 PM   #1400
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gah need to stop reading I had no idea there was an ep last night
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