apparently he tells jose, lol cant wait

LOL @ her telling him and vinnie dancing right there in front of them

Had no idea there was another episode today, so sorry for being so late with this. Average power rankings graph updated for episode 7:



Vinny has a real good week, as was to be expected. Sitch drops as a result; variance obv. He'll be back on top before long.

Snookie takes a big drop after the notewriting idiocy, making the MVP-rest gap even bigger than it was already. JWoww continues her freefall and comes to a rest with a solid margin at the bottom.

Ronnie skyrockets - not sure why - probably because he was off-screen and uninvolved in the drama, both keeping his image positive (drama avoidance) and also protecting him from bad screentime (his own halfwit personality)

Angelina continues her slow but steady climb from the bottom. Who would have thought after the first few episodes where she'd be up to now?

omfg vinny's game is ****ing painful to watch. it's painfully obvious that without the celebrity status and cameras following him around that he has no game and would be pulling far less. clearly he'd still get laid simply from being decent looking and in shape but def wouldn't be too far above your average guy.

vinny gained points from last episode but i think the fact that he hooked up with snooki and then a chick that he claimed was trashy... and then now can't even pull a chick while having celebrity status due to having no clue what to say, hes losing some ground

ouchhhhh

meh as people have mentioned he hooked up a lot season one and its not like they were celebrities then, a lot of girls like that sensitive stuff, looks like he struck out here though

Paulie>>>>>Vinnie

ok, that was pathetic, jesus. he literally begged her to come out to get a pity date. wtf?

vinny calling her back and begging is kinda pathetic though

lol angelina telling him he can come eat with them. obv just to tilt him

haha situation is hilarious @ vma

yeah but we didn't get to see what any of them looked like, only chicks we saw him hook up with on season 1 was the bosses girl who wasn't hot and then situations sister who mike handed over to him. and plus, having a camera following you around for a show being filmed by MTV still helps a ****load even though they weren't big yet.

anyway, that was cringeworthy.

vinny gonna tank in power rankings

lol vinnie that's what happens when the girl you want to take home to mom is a go-go dancer

Angelina gonna kinda skyrocket up the charts a little bit after that speech where she basically calls everyone out for being fake and hypocritical. She basically reveals that she just came back for the money and doesn't really give a **** what any of them think of her. That'll get her some props. She's a major filthy whore but whatever, like Ronnie said, you can't really hate on it.

Yeah, I mean I felt for Vinny cause everybody's been in that situation and it sucks, but he better rebound hard in the next episode.

ya this nails it on the head imo, he just had the wrong read and tryed to treat a dancer like wife material. those are exactly the kinda girls where his technique would backfire. even though he begged again and it was almost pathetic its way better for her to just say no again then to say yes and then not show up. its standard passive aggressive bull **** that girls do sometimes that makes things worse than they are.

ya but like you sort of eluded 2, her calling out people for being fake and being hyocritical is hypocritical in its own right.

sure, everyones been shot down, but i doubt everyone has decided upon first meeting a gogo dancer that shes wifey material, to then get told no, beg repeatedly, and then wanna cry about it

Jesus, the Vinny thing was awful. The begging callback where he sounded like he was about to cry was really cringeworthy. Even the original call where the girl agrees and reneges was really bad, you could really see the difference between Vinny and Pauly based on the phonecalls alone.

Not sure about the editing, but I thought the Situation ratting Angelina out to Jose was pretty lame. I mean they aren't really friends and he played it out like he thought Jose was a nice kid and that's why he told him....but he really just did it to cause drama and **** with Angelina. Not that Angelina isn't a huge bitch but he usually just laughs it up and admits to starting **** just for the hell of it as opposed to making up fake reasons.

Best episode ever IMO, soooo many awsome moments, the uncle calling situation " mikey sanitation", sitch eating his breakfast in bed while Paulie was in bed with the girl, situation wagging his finger like Dikembe Mutumbo and Vinny dancing in the background while Angela tells Jose

ya i kinda agree but id be more mad if it was to a likeable character i guess. i also thought it was lame when he, a person who can get any girl or w/e singles out the girl vinnie likes and takes her home just because he technically talked to her first. I dont really think vinnies intent was malicious so i thought it was extremely insecure and lame of the situation to do that.

I thought he did it because of their little tangle over the girl in atlantic city in season 1. Weren't the circumstances pretty similar but reversed or something?

I was watching football all day like a normal person. Did I miss a new episode, or was this just some stupid VMA teaser crap?

Seriously, wtf Jersey Shore, stop trying to take on the NFL, you won't win