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Old 09-11-2010, 12:19 AM   #1276
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

they cant act this well.

not fake
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Old 09-11-2010, 12:59 AM   #1277
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Is there any evidence whatsoever that Ronnie has does anything more than make out with a few random sluts the first couple of nights when he was technically "single" anyway?

It seems like the big issue is that he kissed some skanks and motor-boated a waitress, even the stupid letter lists this as his most egregious transgression. Its actually a little weird how much of a big deal everyone on the show is making out of it if this is all he did.

Did I miss the part where they show Ronnie getting it in with some strange?
*grenades
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Old 09-11-2010, 01:14 AM   #1278
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Slightly staged, slightly scripted.. I think [most] people can make out the rest. But fake? Nah, I agree, these people can't act that good.
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Old 09-11-2010, 04:15 AM   #1279
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Anyone who doesn't have MVP (in whatever order) in their top three is on crack. Vinny destroyed this episode.
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:03 AM   #1280
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Oh and Angelina needs to *****.

Utterly perplexed as to what this work could be.

This show is not scripted FFS.
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:37 AM   #1281
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Dids - very well said

Angelina's delusional mind baffles me. Vinny rocked.

Situation - He's clearly just aware of his image. I don't get the hate, he used his image to pull off 6 mill a year. Gotta give the man credit. Hate him all you want, call him a fake douche, etc. who cares, he's got 6 mill and he used his head to propel himself into a millionaire status. He's doing the American Dream thang.

What I'm curious about is, did people really call him the situation before season 1? Or did he actually have the foresight to pull off that stupid nickname realizing that he's about to enter a reality tv show, where its success will be determined by how many interesting/crazy situations they get into?
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:59 AM   #1282
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What I'm curious about is, did people really call him the situation before season 1?
He explained ther origin of the name when he was on Conan last summer. Basically he and a buddy were at the beach and some girl (with her boyfriend not approving) was staring at his abs. His buddy says "uh oh looks like we have a situation" and suppossedly that's how the nickname was born.
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Old 09-11-2010, 10:49 AM   #1283
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Just pointing out again that there is a giant difference between editing to make things appear one way and the producers actually telling them to do stuff and arranging it...
i feel like they probably do that too.

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Utterly perplexed as to what this work could be...
probably die in a grease fire.
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Old 09-11-2010, 11:17 AM   #1284
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Utterly perplexed as to what this work could be.

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probably die in a grease fire.
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Old 09-11-2010, 11:31 AM   #1285
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die in a grease fire.
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Old 09-11-2010, 12:08 PM   #1286
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Great episode. Cant wait for next week to see if 6am girl is DTS (Down to Smush ldo)

1) Pauly D
2) Sitch
3) Vinny
4) Snookie
5) Ronnie
6) Angelina
7) Sammi
8) JWOW.
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Old 09-11-2010, 12:18 PM   #1287
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I just love this show so much. The line by Situation about letting dude hit it after buying Angelina a 39.99 or 49.99 watch was awesome. Kinda surprised how much of pussy ass ***** Jenny is, she seemed like one of you nerds after getting beat up in high school claiming she will have the last laugh.

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Old 09-11-2010, 12:23 PM   #1288
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you're a nerd
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Old 09-11-2010, 12:47 PM   #1289
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being a nerd implies youre smart

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Old 09-11-2010, 01:10 PM   #1290
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if i cared more i'd point out some other examples, maybe someone smarter (one of our resident TV experts) or better at watching TV wants to take a shot...
I'm fairly certain the clip they used of Angelina talking about Vinny hooking up with another grenade was referring to a different night, seen as that girl was very clearly hot (yeah Angelina is delusional but thats a push).
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Old 09-11-2010, 01:11 PM   #1291
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hes like the nietzche of miami beach. best line of both seasons no doubt.

"mother****er, santa clause is dead"
That line was terrible and a perfect example of what I've been harping on about this season irt Situation.

Also, after this episode i feel like Vinny could be the one on coke, and he's ****ing hilarious! Definite star of this episode for me, so many throwaway comments that just cracked me up.

"OH YAHH, OH YAHHH, TWO DUDES IN A JACUZZI!"
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Old 09-11-2010, 01:44 PM   #1292
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yea the santa claus (no e, btw) doesn't deserve praise. the situation was referring to santa as alive/dead...aka he botched it cuz when referring to the existence of santa, people talk about whether or not he is "real." i know i'm being nitty but when he delivered that line it tilted me.
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:39 PM   #1293
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The guys are so much cooler than the girls in this show. Although I really have a thing for jwow...I think she's smokin and I like her attitude.

More Situation/Pauly is definitely needed. I don't give a damn about Ronnie/Sammie.
This. Why aren't these girls half as hot as they think they are? Snooki looks like something I left in the toilet this morning. The situation is quite simply the most epic reality tv character ever.
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Old 09-11-2010, 03:52 PM   #1294
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yea the santa claus (no e, btw) doesn't deserve praise. the situation was referring to santa as alive/dead...aka he botched it cuz when referring to the existence of santa, people talk about whether or not he is "real." i know i'm being nitty but when he delivered that line it tilted me.
ughhhhh, obviously, thats the whole point why the line is great.

jesus your post tilted me hard
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Old 09-11-2010, 04:06 PM   #1295
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yea the santa claus (no e, btw) doesn't deserve praise. the situation was referring to santa as alive/dead...aka he botched it cuz when referring to the existence of santa, people talk about whether or not he is "real." i know i'm being nitty but when he delivered that line it tilted me.
Extremely riveting tale Ebert.
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Old 09-11-2010, 04:09 PM   #1296
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ughhhhh, obviously, thats the whole point why the line is great.

jesus your post tilted me hard
i really don't think the situation chose his words that carefully. we have no way of knowing but either way...the line was not great
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Old 09-11-2010, 04:18 PM   #1297
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

basically, if he hadn't said "alive" to start his analogy, i might believe he knew what he was doing as he was just emphasizing santa isn't real...he's dead! (for emphasis). but in the same way snooki and others have botched colloquial expressions/cliches, i think that's what happened. it felt very forced is all i'm really saying.
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Old 09-11-2010, 04:29 PM   #1298
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From now on we can call that line The Santa Clause imo
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Old 09-11-2010, 05:08 PM   #1299
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Using alive/dead was unintentional and extremely hilarious.
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Old 09-11-2010, 05:53 PM   #1300
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yea the santa claus (no e, btw) doesn't deserve praise. the situation was referring to santa as alive/dead...aka he botched it cuz when referring to the existence of santa, people talk about whether or not he is "real." i know i'm being nitty but when he delivered that line it tilted me.
oh jeez. somebody too dumbe to either enjoy the pure escapism or analyze pop cultural significance. please to be noticing that there is an extra e somewhere in one of these sentences.
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