haha one punch was all it took to make that ***** jwoww slink into her bed for days and skip work, what a stupid ***** i hope she gets hit by a bus

Somehow the girl with fake tits is the biggest prude on the show.

The producers should've fired JWoww from the show when they figured out she had a boyfriend. Having a boyfriend who lives in Miami = hilarious drama. Having a long-distance relationship while in Miami = wet blanket.

never thought id give an episode that didnt have as much Situational impact a A+ but this was close to it

Drama-sparkin, grenade-free Vinny stole the show. Was nice to see the V in MVP finally step it up. Pauly D was proud.

Lol at J-Woww sayin she was gonna drink her horny goat weed, masturbate and then go to bed.. and then Snooki saying "Yea, like the boys do it" when she kicked out Jose's friend. Nice one Snook!

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this was by far the best jersey shore episode yet?

Lol at Sitch saying bout the watch Jose bought for Angelina, " what did that cost him $39.99" and also at Ronnie during the fight bringing up Toms name to get at JWow

Im not getting all the hate for Jwow, shes my fave chick on the show, yea she shoulda told Sam to her face, not written the stupid letter, but shes a far cooler chick than any of the other girls

Angelina is really thrash, shes ugly has a horrible personality, shes next in line for girl most likely to get *****-slapped by that terminator guy from last season

caveat: I think this is the best show on TV right now, the most entertaining bar none

but i always think after the show ends that, it's to some degree staged. anyone else feeling this way?

you cant help but love the show/ignore those feelings, but then the end credits roll and you have a bad taste in your mouth, like the feeling of watching WWE wrestling the week after your dad told you it was fake when you were 9.

ps: ANGELINA IS WIDE, BRO

also, talk about a nice week for vinnie. snookie says he has a baby's arm and later says when picking up a magnum wrapper "must be vinnie's".

nice life pal

yeah i feel the same way but it's easily dismissed because it's entertaining. pretty sure the producers told Snooki and Jwow to go to that pool hall to crash the party and create some drama.

My power rankings after this week are the same:

1. Situation
2. Pauly D
3. Vinny
4. Snookie
5. Angelina
6. Ronnie
7. Jwoww
8. Sammie

I give Vinny credit for hooking up with that hot brunette, but no way does that catapult him to the top of the rankings. There's definitely a lot of short term bias in some people's rankings. I'm okay with weighing recent results more heavily, but you still have to consider each character's entire body of work, and Vinny is not anywhere close to being ahead of Mike or Pauly.

On a side note, Snookie was a lot more likable when she was self-conscious and couldn't get laid. She now seems to think that she is hot **** and is oblivious to the fact that she is a grenade. Although she's nicer than the other 3 bitches in the house, she's still clearly immature, lazy, unintelligent and useless in the kitchen.

Another side note, how much better would this season be if Sammie was replaced by the Situation's sister? She's a lot more attractive and seems to be pretty cool from the little that we've seen of her.

lol, she looks like the Situation with tits and a wig. If I had never seen the Situation before, maybe I could make a more unbiased judgment, but I can't separate their similarities.

I have the best blowout in the country.

Am I the only person that thinks people are being heavily influenced by Season 1 when they rank Pauly so high?

He's been kind of a bystander this season imo.

Nothing like a herpie to ruin the party.

"Where have you been all my life?"


God Sammi is really the dumbest girl I have ever seen.

she was obviously making a joke

i need to go back an watch this episode but pauly d had one of the best oneliners ive heard in awhile.




glad this show is finally realizing sex sells

I'm always blown away by how people who know their words will eventually be broadcast on national tv (and on a show that lives to edit itself suck that people's lies/hypocrisy will be exposed) will still tell the stupidest lies. Angelina is just so ****ing delusional it's amazing.

If I thought they were the least bit self-aware, I'd assume that both Ronnie and Angelina should be on suicide watch upon viewing this season. Ronnie's capacity to act like he's the victim in all of this is pathological.

It was just a casting luckbox for them to get people like MVP and Snookie, who beyond all their extroversion and bluster seems actually nice and likable (and in the guy's case, not idiots) and these completely ******ed drama factories in Jwow, Sammie, Ronnie, and Angelina. People you can't help but like, and people you'd have to be a sociopath not to hate.

Awesome!

Well just as I said the show was boring we probably have the best episode all season.

And yes of course much of it is staged. If you've spent anytime watching mtv (which I am ashamed to admit) you'll see that most of their reality stuff is heavily scripted (the biggest offenders being their dating shows where they don't even use their real parents but hired actors). Its best not to think about it and just enjoy.

wow, well said dids. I agree with all of this.

I hope Vinny has a hidden agenda of banging every chick in the house by the end of the season.

Tremendous episode. Just watched it again on mtv.com.

New power rankings:

1. Pauly ("Nuttin like a nice herpe to ruin the party" and rubbing Vinnie's head while he's making out w/ Angelina and saying "Can we stop so Vinnie can buy a Fossil watch?", then standing outside Snooki's door and making fun of her while she's sexing, all outstanding, Pauly is the most consistently awesome guy on the show)
3. Vinnie ("You're more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, you ugly *****!" then he hits it, Vinnie was epic in this episode.)
3. Situation (Kind of a quiet week, but I liked "Mother****er, Santa Claus is dead")













4. Ronnie (Needs to stop being boring and punch someone)
5. Snooki
6. Angelina
7. Sammi (Never thought she would get out of the cellar)
8. Jwoww (Never thought she would get INTO the cellar, but I can't stand her anymore)

While this is true, she's probably by far the most valuable female because all her faults and baggage and drama and playing both ends against the middle all the time adds FAR more to the show than Sammi's moping, or Snooki's carrying on about Emelio, or Jwoww's whatever the hell she is doing when she's not fighting Sammi*. Basically, she's great for the show but really toxic irl, two things which are hardly mutually exclusive.

* I'm guessing the producer's didn't really care if Jwoww had a boyfriend back home because basically everyone cheats on these shows anyway. The fact that she evidently hasn't much be a great source of disappointment to them.