The female interactions in this show are a great example of how women hate other women and love to hurt them. Just discard what they say because they pay lip service to "not wanting to hurt their friend" etc., because their body language is a dead giveaway.

In the first ep or two when Angelina was privy to Ronnie making out and grinding with half of South Beach, she talked about how she would tell Sammi if they were friends, etc., all the while her non-verbal clues screamed "I can't wait to tell her so I can hurt that *****". Last night Snooki and J-Woww were having a conversation about how much the whole thing and Sammi getting hurt "sucks", meanwhile J-Woww is almost laughing, barely concealing her happiness at the whole thing.

There's just absolutely no chance that these women don't love to see the others suffer. Except occasionally Snooki, who seems to temporarily suspend her woman hate to lust disgustingly after Vinnie.

Things I noticed:

Re: who's on coke? Snooki said she wanted to dance, so she asked Jwow to go to the bathroom. ????

Jwow just constantly repeats herself when she's in throw-down mode. With Angelina she kept repeating "Stay or get your ass beat, stay or get your ass beat..." I forget what she said to Sammi, but she repeated the exact same phrase at least twice. It's like once she's fired up to go, she can't put together a full sentence, so she goes on record repeat mode.

Why did Vinnie feel the need to tell Jwow that Angelina was talking **** about her? They all got back from the club and Angelina said one little thing. Telling Jwow is absolutely going to instigate this from something small to something bigger than it needs to be, especially given they had been drinking. If he wanted better TV that's fine, but he seems more levelheaded than that.

Yeah I noticed this too and it's really annoying. I hate her so much.

It's clear they didn't write the note for Sammi's benefit. Everything they say and do indicate they did it to feel better about themselves. Their smugness is disgusting. Also, they make it seem like it is a personal affront to them that Sam doesn't appreciate the note enough. WTF? You wrote an anonymous note because you couldn't sit down with your friend and talk honestly. You can't claim moral superiority to anyone except maybe Ronnie.

Yeah last night J-woww said "If ya know something tell me, if ya know something tell me, if ya know something tell me" and she sounded like a ****ing idiot

Power Rankings through 9/2:

Tier 1

1. Situation - Still clearly #1, but I actually thought the whole thing with making the girl wait and then kicking her out was kinda stupid. Seemed like he was being a dick just to show off that he could be a dick.

2. Pauly D. - A couple of good moments in the eye doctors office and at the dinner table, but otherwise a quiet episode for Pauly. Pauly pretty much has a lock on the #2 spot (and could even move up to #1 if the Situation does something stupid like get together with Sammi) because he has consistently shown that he is the most laid back guy in the house and is just trying to have a good time without causing drama.

Tier 2

3. Vinny - Still #3, but basically by default because everyone else below him sucks. He loses points for (a) bragging about how he won't hook up with grenades, then banging Snookie and (b) stirring up **** between JWoww and Angelina for no reason. Nevertheless, I can't see him losing the #3 spot unless Snookie really steps it up and does something like get gangbanged by two huge black dudes, tape it, and send the tape to Emilio.

4. Snookie - The only girl on the show that isn't a total *****. I think she legitimately feels bad for Sammi, but still sucks for letting the note drama drag on this long.

Tier 3

5. Angelina - After Season 1, I never would have imagined that Angelina could climb out of the #8 spot, much less be #5, but she's been doing a good job this season of trying to stay out of trouble.

6. Ronnie - His on-again-off-again relationship with Sammi is sickening to watch and he seems like a total scumbag. He hasn't even done anything interesting like get in a fight.

Tier 4

7. JWoww - As others have mentioned, JWoww pretending to care about Sammi is so incredibly phony. It seems like JWoww entered this season with the intention of starting a fight with either Angelina or Sammi, and now she has gotten her wish. As fun as the cat fight will be to watch, JWoww is still an ugly piece of ghetto trash and could even end up at the bottom of the rankings pretty soon.

8 Sammi - I give Sammi credit for finally standing up for herself, but that doesn't make up for 2 seasons of absolutely sucking. All she does is lie in bed and whine about her relationship with Ron. On top of that, even when there isn't any Ron drama, she doesn't have any redeeming personality traits.

Did Snooki really liken her snatch to a "pinhole"?

Somehow, I don't find that very believable.

She is something like 4'3

Both of these lines were amazing. +1 to Situation getting his own show, or at least just him and Pauly.

True, but nothing about Snooki screams tight vajajay.

Ugh, JWOWW.

"Are you big and bad, are you big and bad, are you big and bad? Step up, step up, step up! If you know something tell me, if you know something tell me, if you know something tell me."

ya my thoughts exactly

does everyone not find it wierd that vinnie bangs situations sister and situation is ok with it?

Not really since he parties with his sister so he probably sees her go home with random guys all the time.

Apart from that it was discussed in season 1 by both of them when they initially hooked up. He said something like "Vinnie is harmeless". Also we don't know what happens between seasons, Vinnie and her probably kept in touch after, so Situation just accepted it.

anxiously awaiting the announcement of the show "MVP Take On Paris" on MTV

Sammi is about the worst character ever. was funny when JWoww called her Debbie Downer, because all she does is mope around, whine, cry, be miserable. even when she was happy dating Ronnie is S1 she was boring and a waste of time. nut low stuff here. plus she seems like a real idiot.

and "The Sitch", while entertaining, is in way too self-aware reality TV show mode here. everything reeks of some desperate and intentional attempt to create a catchphrase, or mug for the camera with some reaction shot that will make it into all the commercials/previews/internet gifs/etc. he's just trying way too hard, imo.

That was the point, she was imitating what Sammi had been saying to everyone ("if you know something about what Ron's been doing tell me!!!111").

+1k

Killing the show imo

I have to question this. Snookie can't be #4. She is ugly, dresses arkward, dumb and seldom funny. She does nothing on the show, no hooking up, no drama, no fun.

Why would Sitch care? They are both adults.

You are a bit to harsh. I only see the trying to create a catchphrase part, esp. in these interviews. Rest is ok, I am still loving Sitch.

As far as I can tell, she just lays in bed 22 hours a day. She wouldn't even go to the beach with the other girls or help them cook. Pretty hilarious when you compare her current attitude to her audition tapes before S1: "I'm gonna tear up the Shore! I'm gonna have so much fun and no boyfriend!"

Snookie seriously looks like a tub of mayo. She is the funniest of all the girls though.

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2010/08...-deena-nicole/

Why another ugly whore?

I think they do Red Bull product placement in this season. In so many scenes you see Red Bull cans standing around.

wow that girl looks pretty old.

Are they replacing a cast member or just adding another one?

I'm sure she will get treated as if she doesn't matter since she wasn't in S1, so it may be entertaining