Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach - Page 26

Sammi is so so so horrible. Of course I don't feel sorry for her--wtf she's not being beaten or anything. Everything is either her fault or indirectly her fault since she can end it in 3 seconds by just dumping Ronnie.

Plus she's not much to go after. She has no jugs at all in a house that is overflowing with them. Her face isn't bad but certainly not wowwing. She's guaranteed to have really bad cellulite in 2 years if she doesn't already (which she assuredly does). Plus I don't think she's been in a single scene on this show where she isn't being a bitch or talking about her relationships. Has she ever said anything funny? WTF would you possibly want to be in a relationship with her--all you would ever talk about is the status of your relationship. She's a ****ing idiot.

Recap: Not smart, not funny, zero personality except a penchant for whining, and not really that hot. I know Ronnie is trash, but he's made out with some flashbangs better than her.

Perfectly put, and the bolded is lol.

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08-22-2010 , 04:35 PM

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Eh, I'm all for hating on Sammi but saying she isn't really hot is stupid. She was a college athlete so I doubt she has cellulite and her face is definitely pretty.

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08-22-2010 , 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Etats360

wat

You can drink and do k if you want but personally I wouldn't do it or recommend it. However today's purity might be different. Back in the 90s it was 100% pure powder with no cuts b/c you bought the liquid and made it powder yourself.

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08-22-2010 , 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by past_pluto

Yeah, because the average guido juicehead moron really cares what you recommend. You seem completely out of touch with things and now it makes sense once you utter a phrase like, "back in the 90s." As usual, lol at old people on the Internet.

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08-22-2010 , 09:40 PM

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the producers go to extreme lengths to avoid showing how famous the cast are. it's never referenced, and the screaming fans that are no doubt outside the house are never shown.

let me ask you this, do you really believe that a good-looking guy like the situation who is pretty damn famous and has hung out with people like leo is going home by himself every night? cmon.

he did say that he was eating chocolate chip cookies every night

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08-22-2010 , 10:29 PM

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Didn't know this was the guido juicehead moron site. Let me change that recommendation: while getting ****faced drunk please ingest ketamine liberally.

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08-22-2010 , 10:59 PM

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LOL at your reasoning for and against why I'm wrong. It's almost like you tried to be as big of a tool as possible.

Ha, you have no idea what you're talking about

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08-22-2010 , 11:43 PM

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Ketamine is ******ed on its own let alone getting blind drunk and taking it to. You'll be taking a one way ticket to K hole town.

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08-23-2010 , 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TheUntouchable

You seem completely out of touch with things and now it makes sense once you utter a phrase like, "back in the 90s." As usual, lol at old people on the Internet.

Back in the 80's we didn't have internet. I had a commodore.

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08-23-2010 , 04:43 AM

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Just spent an hour and a half watching the Jersey Shore dailies on mtv.com

This was my favorite:
http://www.jerseyshoredailies.com/Vi...5F001B010A91C5

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08-23-2010 , 07:55 AM

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Sammi is so so so horrible. Of course I don't feel sorry for her--wtf she's not being beaten or anything. Everything is either her fault or indirectly her fault since she can end it in 3 seconds by just dumping Ronnie.

Plus she's not much to go after. She has no jugs at all in a house that is overflowing with them. Her face isn't bad but certainly not wowwing. She's guaranteed to have really bad cellulite in 2 years if she doesn't already (which she assuredly does). Plus I don't think she's been in a single scene on this show where she isn't being a bitch or talking about her relationships. Has she ever said anything funny? WTF would you possibly want to be in a relationship with her--all you would ever talk about is the status of your relationship. She's a ****ing idiot.

Recap: Not smart, not funny, zero personality except a penchant for whining, and not really that hot. I know Ronnie is trash, but he's made out with some flashbangs better than her.

Well I guess she could buy her tits like Jwoww and Angelina did, but I think fake boobs are overrated and stupid. And why exactly is she guaranteed to have really bad cellulite?

Last year MTV showed her home life with her sister and mom and I don't remember the details but she seemed to have a funny/cute personality. I think it's possible that Ronnie brings out the worst in her.

And to say she's not hot.....meh, I think she's pretty hot.

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08-23-2010 , 08:09 AM

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Well I guess she could buy her tits like Jwoww and Angelina did.

wat

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08-23-2010 , 08:21 AM

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Are Angelina's tits real? Everything about her looks fake. And she wears a TON of makeup.

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08-23-2010 , 08:28 AM

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She has normal sized breasts, except when theyre mashed into some push up bra.

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08-23-2010 , 08:32 AM

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Well, not every girl who gets fake breasts gets huge ones. I think it's more likely that they're fake than they are real.

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08-23-2010 , 12:06 PM

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Didn't she make a big deal in S1 about how she was all natural?

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08-23-2010 , 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NozeCandy

Ha, you have no idea what you're talking about

was actually waiting for NC to chime in somewhere in this thread!!! did not disappoint

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08-23-2010 , 01:37 PM

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The girl that is constantly down and stays in bed every night is ripping lines fo sho!!!!

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08-23-2010 , 05:09 PM

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This drug discussion is ******ed.

The sneak peek for next week:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/55399...tml#id=1646089

Nice to see the show returning to its bread and butter of the Situation and Pauly extracting grenades.

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08-23-2010 , 07:42 PM

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Maxior

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the upcoming ep is looking good

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08-23-2010 , 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn

i dont really get your guys logic, i mean ever since tv was created its always been true that sex sells. It just doesnt logically make sense to me that people are hooking up and the producers edit it out so we can watch sammi and ronnie? I just dont get that.

the first season was a massive success and they barely showed any of the cast members getting laid. most of the sex related stuff they showed was situation failing.

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08-23-2010 , 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Phildo

the first season was a massive success and they barely showed any of the cast members getting laid. most of the sex related stuff they showed was situation failing.

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Originally Posted by Etats360

I've said it once and I'll say it again. A spin off of this show called "The cockblocking hour with the situation and Pauly D" would be the GOAT TV show.