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thirddan · 08-20-2010, 05:09 PM

exactly is sammi supposed to get the letter and think "wow, a nice miami resident has broken into my room after stalking ronnie to a bunch of clubs and giving me this nice letter" or a producer on the show...yeah right, the letter plan is ******ed...

Matt Williams · 08-20-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BANGARANG

how is nobody on that show bringing home strange ass and getting laid? i'm completely baffled.

If you are a chick would you want to go back to the house knowing that it's going to be on TV and everyone knows you are a whore/hyena/grenade?

Daddy Warbucks · 08-20-2010, 05:17 PM

Yeah, good luck finding a girl in Miami who wants to **** on film!

Oh wait.....

Daddy Warbucks · 08-20-2010, 05:19 PM

Also, the who emilio thing seemed massively staged, she's supremely pissed off about it and throwing plates and ****, yet she's joking around and giggling at JWOWWs antics?

gangip · 08-20-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TexArcher

1. Pauly D
1. Situation (pulled into a tie for the top spot, quiet week from Pauly)

3. Vinny (I feel like he's too high but no one's done enough to pass him)
4. Snooki (she's about to go the **** off if she's now single)
5. Ronnie (potential to rocket to the top spot in any given episode)
6. Jwoww (needs to throw a punch to get back in the top 3)
7. Angelina (Pretty worthless so far, but she can move up if she fights Jwoww)

+1

Situation can't be on coke I don't think. He's too fit and level headed -- things that can never happen if you do coke.

I'm almost definitely sure Sammi does coke because of all her highs and lows and she never goes out, she just does lines in the bathroom then lies in bed and thinks about Ronnie.

Ronnie too might be on some substances.

I highly doubt Jwoww is on coke. If you read her biography she's like a computer programmer that went to school for 7 years. Very unlikely candidate for a coke head.

Pauly D / Snooki / Vinnie all seem career driven so I doubt they do hard drugs. I have no idea about Angelina.

Just my $0.02

gangip · 08-20-2010, 05:27 PM

As soon as Snooki / Emilio broke up they should have snap replaced Vinnie or someone with Emilio.

LazyTops5 · 08-20-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by thirddan

exactly is sammi supposed to get the letter and think "wow, a nice miami resident has broken into my room after stalking ronnie to a bunch of clubs and giving me this nice letter" or a producer on the show...yeah right, the letter plan is ******ed...

lol this

It was funny how after Jwoww suggested the letter she was like "this is a genius idea" lol

LazyTops5 · 08-20-2010, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gangip

+1

Situation can't be on coke I don't think. He's too fit and level headed -- things that can never happen if you do coke.

I'm almost definitely sure Sammi does coke because of all her highs and lows and she never goes out, she just does lines in the bathroom then lies in bed and thinks about Ronnie.

Ronnie too might be on some substances.

I highly doubt Jwoww is on coke. If you read her biography she's like a computer programmer that went to school for 7 years. Very unlikely candidate for a coke head.

Pauly D / Snooki / Vinnie all seem career driven so I doubt they do hard drugs. I have no idea about Angelina.

Just my $0.02

x2

I'm still curious what Ronnie has been on. I didn't know special K was big among juice heads.

gangip · 08-20-2010, 05:33 PM

Jwoww describing the incident: "He motorboated some chick"

Letter reads: "Ronnie put his face between a waitresses breasts"

BANGARANG · 08-20-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Williams

If you are a chick would you want to go back to the house knowing that it's going to be on TV and everyone knows you are a whore/hyena/grenade?

obv. i wouldn't. but it's not like people aren't willing to do sleezy/slutty things in order to get camera time/say they hooked up with someone "famous".

K.O.S. · 08-20-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd

I don't want girls studying for finals, I want girls studying for dick (or did he mean f***)?

Loved this line (and yes, he said dick). The gelato shop was really the only good part of this episode. Sammi ruins this show.

1. Sitch
2. Pauly
3. Vinny

4. Snooki
5. JWOWW
6. Ronnie (though Single Drunk Ronnie is obviously a lot higher than this)

T-Last. Sammi
T-Last. Angelina

Brocktoon · 08-20-2010, 06:16 PM

BTW what is the "IFF" (and who is the president)?

I caught all the other initialisms on the show, and there were plenty, but this one stumped me.

Brocktoon · 08-20-2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gangip

Situation can't be on coke I don't think. He's too fit and level headed -- things that can never happen if you do coke.

I'm almost definitely sure Sammi does coke because of all her highs and lows and she never goes out, she just does lines in the bathroom then lies in bed and thinks about Ronnie.

I highly doubt Jwoww is on coke. If you read her biography she's like a computer programmer that went to school for 7 years. Very unlikely candidate for a coke head.

Pauly D / Snooki / Vinnie all seem career driven so I doubt they do hard drugs. I have no idea about Angelina.

Just my $0.02

LOL at your reasoning for and against people being on coke. Its almost like you tried to be as wrong as possible.

gangip · 08-20-2010, 06:29 PM

LOL at your reasoning for and against why I'm wrong. It's almost like you tried to be as big of a tool as possible.

hockeyhero31 · 08-20-2010, 06:39 PM

lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zT9p...eature=related

burkoboy · 08-20-2010, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by gangip

LOL at your reasoning for and against why I'm wrong. It's almost like you tried to be as big of a tool as possible.

LOL

Im with Brocktoon on this one... it really does seem like you tried to be as wrong as possible...

I guess I'm around to many coke heads... anyway,

Brocktoon A+ -- i didnt lolz when I first read his post but reading your bolded one got a lol outta me

TheUntouchable · 08-20-2010, 06:47 PM

I'm pretty shocked people are feeling bad for Sammi. She's an awful human being that has undoubtedly done a lot to bring this on herself.

TheUntouchable · 08-20-2010, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Brocktoon

LOL at your reasoning for and against people being on coke. Its almost like you tried to be as wrong as possible.

This. Sorry gangip, but you have no clue what you're talking about.

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Originally Posted by burkoboy

I guess I'm around too many coke heads

Sigh, and this.

Pudge714 · 08-20-2010, 06:49 PM

The cast members probably regularly do coke, but rarely if ever on the show. I'd imagine Ronnie is the one who failed the drug test.

They probably get laid almost every night they go out. We have no concept of time when watching the show. Do we really think that Vinnie/Sitch/Ronnie/Paulie were just out at the club until 6am and all of them struck out? The producers don't want make a show where the guys get laid a bunch because they are pseudo celebs.

LazyTops5 · 08-20-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pudge714

The cast members probably regularly do coke, but rarely if ever on the show. I'd imagine Ronnie is the one who failed the drug test.

They probably get laid almost every night they go out. We have no concept of time when watching the show. Do we really think that Vinnie/Sitch/Ronnie/Paulie were just out at the club until 6am and all of them struck out? The producers don't want make a show where the guys get laid a bunch because they are pseudo celebs.

lol Idk Ronnie failed a drug test

I've only done a couple of drugs none being coke but it sounds like its pretty easy to get.

Pudge714 · 08-20-2010, 06:55 PM

Didn't someone post a link to TMZ or something saying a cast member got arrested or failed a drug test or something.

Brocktoon · 08-20-2010, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gangip

LOL at your reasoning for and against why I'm wrong. It's almost like you tried to be as big of a tool as possible.

Relax dude, its not exactly a brag to have more knowledge of the effects of cocaine and the behaviors/lifestyles common among those who frequently use it than the next guy.

I'm just pointing out that your thoughts on the subject are WAY off base, which is probably a good thing.

mrbaseball · 08-20-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddy Warbucks

Also, the who emilio thing seemed massively staged, she's supremely pissed off about it and throwing plates and ****, yet she's joking around and giggling at JWOWWs antics?

Agreed. Lots of stuff on this show seems staged. The Ronnie/Sammi cab scene seemed liked a total set up to me.

TheUntouchable · 08-20-2010, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brocktoon

Relax dude, its not exactly a brag to have more knowledge of the effects of cocaine and the behaviors/lifestyles common among those who frequently use it than the next guy.

I'm just pointing out that your thoughts on the subject are WAY off base, which is probably a good thing.

meh, debatable

**Yeti** · 08-20-2010, 07:33 PM

i agree with pudge and am surprised at the number of people who believe they aren't getting laid this season (inc the czar of reality tv, dave jacoby, who once again confirmed he is a moron on the simmons podcast).

it's absolutely unthinkable that they aren't banging lots and lots of super hot sluts.