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Old 08-20-2010, 12:44 AM   #501
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

"I don't like tests. That's why I didn't go to college. Don't test me. Because I will fail a majority of the time."

also, I don't know if that girl was a butterface but her body didn't look too good either.

I think Sammi is the prettiest of all the girls. Tho it's kind of weird/gross if she really does have hair extensions.
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:52 AM   #502
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

angelina looked horrible tonight. in the interviews with the production crew her face looks like a plastic mask.
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:53 AM   #503
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"I don't like tests. That's why I didn't go to college. Don't test me. Because I will fail a majority of the time."
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The first thing that popped into my head was "you mean like STD tests? Zingggggg."
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:54 AM   #504
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Wait, so is Ronny ****ing these other chicks, or is he just making out with/groping them? Sure its not cool with Sammy to do either, but surprised the housemates, especially the other dudes, are playa hating on him so much.
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Old 08-20-2010, 01:07 AM   #505
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Wait, so is Ronny ****ing these other chicks, or is he just making out with/groping them? Sure its not cool with Sammy to do either, but surprised the housemates, especially the other dudes, are playa hating on him so much.
They aren't hating on him. They are just stating the obvious that it's going to bite him in the ass. I'm pretty sure The Situation and Pauly think it's hilarious.
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Old 08-20-2010, 01:16 AM   #506
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"I **** myself every day when I'm with you"

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Old 08-20-2010, 02:40 AM   #507
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If he's gonna get extremely ****ed up, he'd better do something insanely stupid like start fights and get arrested or wake up at another girl's place... him getting ****ed up and coming home every night is pointless.
this 100 percent, was thinking the same thing
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:42 AM   #508
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also that convo with snookis bf or whatever when he says he ****ed another girl, that has to be staged, i mean what idiot just admits that when their girl is in another state and has no way of finding out, doesnt make sense.
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:47 AM   #509
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also their needs to be more hooking up and stuff, how is it that the only one thats gotten layed so far is vinny, something has to change.

that letter was probably the dumbest thing you could ever do irl, but its fun to watch on tv i suppose.
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:56 AM   #510
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lol emilio. wpwp
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:59 AM   #511
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Is there any chance Jersey Shore is just like The Hills where it's made to look real and it's really all just scripted? Found it odd that there's a director for each episode in the credits, or maybe that's par for all reality shows and I just don't notice it.
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:06 AM   #512
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Is there any chance Jersey Shore is just like The Hills where it's made to look real and it's really all just scripted? Found it odd that there's a director for each episode in the credits, or maybe that's par for all reality shows and I just don't notice it.
All reality shows have directors. I'm assuming they aid a bit in what's going on but I doubt they goaded Ronnie into knocking 2 guys out and spending a night in jail. At least they didn't have to.
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:22 AM   #513
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The reason this episode sucked is simply because it focused on Snooki and Sammie/Ronnie. The Situation didn't do anything besides drop a kitchen tray, and I don't think Pauly did one damn this entire episode. You take the top 2 characters out of the storyline and the show falls flat.

Here's what I think is an easier way to sum up how this show works: Situation and Pauly can carry the show if given the spotlight and left to their own the devices... the rest have to fall out of line (physical in-fighting, altercations with the public, embarrassing situations/exposures, arrests, etc.) to add value to the show. When you don't give the spotlight to the Big Two and the Bottom Six don't do one of the above, you have a stinker of a show.
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:24 AM   #514
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Cocaine's a helluva drug
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Old 08-20-2010, 06:27 AM   #515
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I haven't posted in this thread yet?
Oh well, subscribing now
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Old 08-20-2010, 08:38 AM   #516
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also that convo with snookis bf or whatever when he says he ****ed another girl, that has to be staged, i mean what idiot just admits that when their girl is in another state and has no way of finding out, doesnt make sense.
he said he was just kidding

he was drunk as ****
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Old 08-20-2010, 08:42 AM   #517
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uh when did he say he was just kidding?
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Old 08-20-2010, 08:55 AM   #518
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uh when did he say he was just kidding?
during that conversation



So does Snookie really think "in between" is one word?
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Old 08-20-2010, 08:55 AM   #519
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

I think The Sitch is the coked out cast member, but J-Woww is the one who "sounds" the most like a coke head. If I had to bet on it, my trifecta box would look like this:

J-Woww
Situation
Pauly D


Oh..... and I wish Ronnie would make a sex tape with Sammi. I mean c'mon, every coffin could use an extra nail.

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Old 08-20-2010, 09:00 AM   #520
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"I **** myself every day when I'm with you"

hahahahaha
The first lovable quote from Ronnie since "My number one rule..."
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Old 08-20-2010, 09:05 AM   #521
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

spinoff show pls

sit/pd working at gelato shop only
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Old 08-20-2010, 09:15 AM   #522
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also their needs to be more hooking up and stuff, how is it that the only one thats gotten layed so far is vinny, something has to change.
Vinny didn't bang Snooki.
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:29 AM   #523
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

JWOWW exhibited a quality armpit stain when she got up off the beanbag chair.
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:39 AM   #524
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does sitch really work out at the gym shirtless? I didnt even think that was allowed
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:40 AM   #525
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JWOWW is the type that you hook up with the night before and are loving life. Then you wake up in the morning and see her not all done up with makeup and hate life. She drops like 4 points when she doesnt have makeup on.
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