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07-30-2010 , 07:42 AM
double baggin it concept was funny for in case the chicks bag falls off.

never really liked Vinny too much since he just seems to hate hard on the situation... (season 1 reunion, when situation pulled the robbery on him and he asked how his d*ck tastes, him talking about he's only interested in the quality chicks as though he's better than the other guys in house, etc). He's also just not as interesting in general.

Ronnie and Jwow are moving up in my likable rankings category but I'm sure Ronnie will just be annoying as hell soon since he'll give into Sammi probably in a few episodes.
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07-30-2010 , 08:49 AM
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Huge lol at situation doing those elastic band curls to get his pump on before going out in a tanktop.
That was Ronnie
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07-30-2010 , 10:09 AM
I really hope JWow punches Angelina at some point. It's gotta be at least 50/50.
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07-30-2010 , 10:11 AM
this show is objectively awful
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07-30-2010 , 10:14 AM
power rankings after episode 1.

1. ronnie
2. jwow
3. situation
4. pauly
5. snook
6. vinnie
7. sam
8. angelina
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07-30-2010 , 11:43 AM
They should split this show into 2 parts.

At 10PM is Jersey Shore for women. Relationship Drama, Snooki being desperate, all the girls talking about how much of a bitch Angelina is, splice in a few shots of the Situation's abs and they're set.

10:30 is Jersey Shore for guys. Which basically turns into the Pauly D/Situation show featuring some shots of Vinny and Ronnie trying to slay random poonani.
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07-30-2010 , 12:02 PM
Despite Angelina's horrible personality, I still contend she is the best looking girl on the show.
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07-30-2010 , 12:11 PM
Not really discouraged by the first episode being kind of weak, had to figure it would be weird with all the tension surrounding Angelina coming back + Ronnie/Sam seeing each other for the first time in however long. Will only get better as it goes along.
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07-30-2010 , 12:13 PM
Thought it was terrible and actually really boring sans the last 10 minutes or so.

I appreciate that it is now in HD, but what's with all the annoying effects. It seemed like half the show used that weird grainy effect and the other half was constantly flashing.

Situation seems like he's trying too hard and that makes me a panda.

The allure of last season was essentially Situation and Pauly going to ****hole clubs and often settling for anything with a pulse. I just cant imagine that we will have that this season when they are in Miami and bonafide celebrities.

I'll still watch but I'll be pretty shocked if it's 50% as good as last season.
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07-30-2010 , 12:16 PM
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Despite Angelina's horrible personality, I still contend she is the best looking girl on the show.
Angelina=

imo
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07-30-2010 , 12:24 PM
Hopefully that zoo creature Angelina will be gone for good before the end of episode 2.

Apparently she's hoping to star in her own reality show...whatever.
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07-30-2010 , 12:34 PM
i liked the first episode, way too much time wasted with them traveling down, that part draaaagged big time.

the editing of the different taxis was hysterical! girl cat fight in one taxi, cut to the other, the guys chillin out no words, just chillin.

i'll have to rewatch again but there was another sequence that was cut nicely, makes me think the producers are on top of their game too.
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07-30-2010 , 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Biesterfield
Despite Angelina's horrible personality, I still contend she is the best looking girl on the show.
I gotta agree with this.

Also, The double bagger joke would have been funny had I not heard it a million times before I even found out what sex was.

And situations face immediately after he found out that Angelina was going to room with him and Paulie was awesome.
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07-30-2010 , 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Biesterfield
Despite Angelina's horrible personality, I still contend she is the best looking girl on the show.
No way, Sammi is clearly the best looking one, albeit a huge bitch as well. To be honest there's nothing real special about any of them.
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07-30-2010 , 12:54 PM
Thought he faked that face, still funny though.

As mentioned, a whole lot more "camera awareness" and their "celebrity status" will definitely makes things different this season, might work out

Like last seasons thread, will make gifs of any scenes you guys want. (As long as u kinda either describe time/sequence)
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07-30-2010 , 01:00 PM
Its a known fact that Angelina did not get signed for season three. There is a new cast member who is a friend of Snooki's who looks like a mix between JWoWW and Snooki. There was picture of her in Wednesdays New York Post but cannot pull up the link on my phone.
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07-30-2010 , 01:01 PM
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I don't care what Ronnie does for the rest of the season. The performance he put on in this first episode was hof worthy in terms of his level of "****facedness."
I heard a rumor that part of their contract for this season was that they couldn't drink any alcohol for 3 months before the filming started, to get their tolerance way down. Apparently it worked.
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07-30-2010 , 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by noidea555
I gotta agree with this.

Also, The double bagger joke would have been funny had I not heard it a million times before I even found out what sex was.

And situations face immediately after he found out that Angelina was going to room with him and Paulie was awesome.
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07-30-2010 , 01:15 PM
Can you GIF the chill cab vs the drama cab? Chill cab ~32:30. Not sure if it'll work as well without audio though.
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07-30-2010 , 01:21 PM
imo, cut sammi. Ronnie seems like he'd add to the show if he didn't constantly get caught up in the drama. Maybe keep Angelina until she gets her ass beat, but even if she manages to stay it'll be epic when pauly d and the situation go creeping.

Did you notice the room setups? 3, 3, 2, but there are 4 bros and 4 chicks, so the producers basically wanted house drama.
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07-30-2010 , 01:30 PM
The audio definitely made this scene...



Yeah, 3-3-2 could make things fun, unless Sammie & Ronnie get together and start sharing a room... then it's back to 3 guys, 3 girls, couple.
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07-30-2010 , 01:49 PM
That gif is fantastic.
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07-30-2010 , 02:17 PM
Sammie's body looks a lot tighter this season but she still manages to be simultaneously annoying and boring.

Situation & Pauly D need their own spinoff where they can play up their mid-level celeb status, b/c like others have said this season could get dragged down by them playing to the cameras in some spots but not in others.
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07-30-2010 , 02:50 PM
I thought first ep was decent...not great. Ronnie DEF started out on top this episode as he killed it w/ his insane drunkenness and hooking up w/ every piece of trim in site. Situation was decent, but I felt like he was different from first season (he had some good one-liners, faces tho). Pauly D killed it and Vinny had quite a few one liners that made me LOL. J-Wow actually was near the top too to start.

I agree Angelina was trying to hard and sucks hard @ life, but tbh I think she'll make the show more hilarious and drama ridden. I'd much rather have her than Sammi on the show.
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07-30-2010 , 02:54 PM
+1 for Angelina. Sure she brings drama but all of the girls bring drama. Sammi is just brutal! Angelina hooked up with Mike AND Pauly and said in ep1 she could always hook up with either one of em, no big deal. I'd rather have a girl like that over Sammi.

Nice work on the taxi gif haha
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