Needed way more tv time at J-Woww's bathroom door.


The Situation being called The Instigation was funny.

Pauly cracked me up handling Angelina. I thought he was gonna slap her.

Ronnie's still a big, whipped up wuss. And Vinny's still stealth (I like that about him).

Angelina's ******ed, but I'd still **** her.

The new job doesn't look so cool (Pauly's comment was hilarious).

Rammi and Sonnie drama hit a peak in the "if you wanna work on ****, we can work on ****" bedroom-cam segment. I laughed though when Ronnie said "We're not ****in' Zack and Kelly."

Sammi: "I'm gonna be there for you" hahahahaha "What?"


Good episode overall

The shirt before the shirt.

Power rankings is clearly

1. Pauly D
2. Sitch





3. JWoww
4. Vinny

5. Sammi
6. Ronnie




7. Snooki
8. Angelina

They actually called me and asked me "what should we do with the chicken on the floor?"

.......

Pick that **** up dog!

pretty sweet that this isn't filtered.

vinny rules, but his tat is terribad.

i guess it was also pretty funny seeing Ronnie stiff arm his morning wood when he got up to get some water.

Also amazing

"Can i speak to Angelina please?"
"No she died!"
"she.."
(hangs up)
(phone rings)
"Angelina died?????"

Ronny busted out some grade A lying about why he talked to his ex and what she said.

Emmy nom imo

god damn ronnie quit cupcaking around

1. Pauly D
2. Situation
3. JWoww
4. Vinny
5. Ronnie
6. Angelina
7. Snookie






8. Sam

Episode 1 was AWFUL. Only reason I watched Episode 2 was because of the previews, and my hope is restored. **** is getting real.

I highly recommend the recaps on Defamer. Hilarious imo.

Things I'm looking forward to:
JWOWW beating some ass.
Angelina getting the f out.
The new castmember.

As usual the Ronnie and Sammi storyline is crap, but they need something for the people who enjoy this show non-ironically imo.

I have a hard time understanding how Ronnie doesn't realize what a gigantic VULVA he comes off as, and if he is the macho, ass-kickin juicehead he seems to think he is, why he allows MILLIONS of people to see him acting like he's in Steel Magnolias or something. You'd think he would have learned to hide it.

Maybe he's just on the rag.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind if there were a mustard gas attack on their house, as long as Pauly D and The Instigation were out for some smokes or were just out throwing themselves on some concussion grenades somewhere or something.

This person is trying way, way too hard.

QFneedsmoarlove

"This hair aint movin' my dude"

"Idiot!! Put Joe or something" hahaha



also i dont remember it being said ITT, but a great scene was The Situation in bed waking up and taking a swig of beer lololol

Show needs to be a half hour and cut out the filler.

show should be 2 hours IMO

Request gif of this asap!

i forgot about this, was a pretty good one imo haha

I'm really annoyed by how hot I find Angelina. Her ass looked fantastic in that dress she was wearing when she was flipping out on Paulie.

Give it five years, she'll either have developed into a coke head or be pushing two bills

His only ****ing fault is he ****ing loves Sammi tooo much.

I find it funny Ronnie is like I'm just going to lie about this club thing, but telling the cameras... like Sammie will never see the footage lol.

The next reunion should be better than the last. With everyone talking sht, minus J-Woww kinda, I think it'll be epic. Rammi and Sonnie will not last after that one (if they make it all this season).

** I second a request for a Sitch swiggin beer when wakin up gif

*** **** or better yet, a J-Woww bathroom door gif!!! TY

I loved how Angelina kept telling Pauly D and situation that she loves them, and they kept deflecting the statement.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. A spin off of this show called "The cockblocking hour with the situation and Pauly D" would be the GOAT TV show.

They should just put Situation and Pauly in a Navigator and have them tour the country.

this would be full of win.