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Old 08-07-2010, 02:35 AM   #226
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

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Keep us posted!!!
Needed way more tv time at J-Woww's bathroom door.
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The Situation being called The Instigation was funny.

Pauly cracked me up handling Angelina. I thought he was gonna slap her.

Ronnie's still a big, whipped up wuss. And Vinny's still stealth (I like that about him).

Angelina's ******ed, but I'd still **** her.

The new job doesn't look so cool (Pauly's comment was hilarious).

Rammi and Sonnie drama hit a peak in the "if you wanna work on ****, we can work on ****" bedroom-cam segment. I laughed though when Ronnie said "We're not ****in' Zack and Kelly."

Sammi: "I'm gonna be there for you" hahahahaha "What?"


Good episode overall
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:02 AM   #227
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

The shirt before the shirt.
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:06 AM   #228
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Power rankings is clearly

1. Pauly D
2. Sitch





3. JWoww
4. Vinny

5. Sammi
6. Ronnie




7. Snooki
8. Angelina
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:07 AM   #229
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They actually called me and asked me "what should we do with the chicken on the floor?"

.......

Pick that **** up dog!
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:23 AM   #230
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pretty sweet that this isn't filtered.

vinny rules, but his tat is terribad.

i guess it was also pretty funny seeing Ronnie stiff arm his morning wood when he got up to get some water.
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:50 AM   #231
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Also amazing

"Can i speak to Angelina please?"
"No she died!"
"she.."
(hangs up)
(phone rings)
"Angelina died?????"
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Old 08-07-2010, 10:13 AM   #232
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Ronny busted out some grade A lying about why he talked to his ex and what she said.

Emmy nom imo
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Old 08-07-2010, 10:31 AM   #233
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

god damn ronnie quit cupcaking around
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Old 08-07-2010, 10:32 AM   #234
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

1. Pauly D
2. Situation
3. JWoww
4. Vinny
5. Ronnie
6. Angelina
7. Snookie






8. Sam
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Old 08-07-2010, 11:37 AM   #235
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Episode 1 was AWFUL. Only reason I watched Episode 2 was because of the previews, and my hope is restored. **** is getting real.

I highly recommend the recaps on Defamer. Hilarious imo.

Things I'm looking forward to:
JWOWW beating some ass.
Angelina getting the f out.
The new castmember.

As usual the Ronnie and Sammi storyline is crap, but they need something for the people who enjoy this show non-ironically imo.
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:14 PM   #236
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

I have a hard time understanding how Ronnie doesn't realize what a gigantic VULVA he comes off as, and if he is the macho, ass-kickin juicehead he seems to think he is, why he allows MILLIONS of people to see him acting like he's in Steel Magnolias or something. You'd think he would have learned to hide it.

Maybe he's just on the rag.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind if there were a mustard gas attack on their house, as long as Pauly D and The Instigation were out for some smokes or were just out throwing themselves on some concussion grenades somewhere or something.
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:22 PM   #237
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I highly recommend the recaps on Defamer. Hilarious imo.
This person is trying way, way too hard.
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:33 PM   #238
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QFneedsmoarlove

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no one mentioned the best line of the episode. when the gelato shop owner told them they gotta wear hair nets or w/e and talked about pauly doing his hair

"this guys talking like my hairs gonna fall out. this hair can be going 150 mph on the highway on a street bike and wont move, how does he think its gonna move in a gelato shop"
"This hair aint movin' my dude"

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Pauly d talking bout how to prepare for the exgf phone number in address book was awesome
"Idiot!! Put Joe or something" hahaha



also i dont remember it being said ITT, but a great scene was The Situation in bed waking up and taking a swig of beer lololol
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:06 PM   #239
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

Show needs to be a half hour and cut out the filler.
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:09 PM   #240
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Show needs to be a half hour and cut out the filler.
show should be 2 hours IMO

Last edited by EddieHizouse; 08-07-2010 at 01:10 PM. Reason: 4 hours I mean...its great TV and i want more
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:28 PM   #241
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The Situation in bed waking up and taking a swig of beer lololol
Request gif of this asap!
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:52 PM   #242
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Also amazing

"Can i speak to Angelina please?"
"No she died!"
"she.."
(hangs up)
(phone rings)
"Angelina died?????"
i forgot about this, was a pretty good one imo haha
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Old 08-07-2010, 09:52 PM   #243
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I'm really annoyed by how hot I find Angelina. Her ass looked fantastic in that dress she was wearing when she was flipping out on Paulie.
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Old 08-07-2010, 10:40 PM   #244
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Give it five years, she'll either have developed into a coke head or be pushing two bills
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Old 08-07-2010, 10:52 PM   #245
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I have a hard time understanding how Ronnie doesn't realize what a gigantic VULVA he comes off as, and if he is the macho, ass-kickin juicehead he seems to think he is, why he allows MILLIONS of people to see him acting like he's in Steel Magnolias or something. You'd think he would have learned to hide it.

Maybe he's just on the rag.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind if there were a mustard gas attack on their house, as long as Pauly D and The Instigation were out for some smokes or were just out throwing themselves on some concussion grenades somewhere or something.
His only ****ing fault is he ****ing loves Sammi tooo much.
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:32 AM   #246
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Re: Jersey Shore Season 2: Taking their Talents to South Beach

I find it funny Ronnie is like I'm just going to lie about this club thing, but telling the cameras... like Sammie will never see the footage lol.
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Old 08-08-2010, 01:29 AM   #247
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I find it funny Ronnie is like I'm just going to lie about this club thing, but telling the cameras... like Sammie will never see the footage lol.
The next reunion should be better than the last. With everyone talking sht, minus J-Woww kinda, I think it'll be epic. Rammi and Sonnie will not last after that one (if they make it all this season).

** I second a request for a Sitch swiggin beer when wakin up gif

*** **** or better yet, a J-Woww bathroom door gif!!! TY
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:07 PM   #248
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I loved how Angelina kept telling Pauly D and situation that she loves them, and they kept deflecting the statement.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. A spin off of this show called "The cockblocking hour with the situation and Pauly D" would be the GOAT TV show.
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Old 08-08-2010, 04:42 PM   #249
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They should just put Situation and Pauly in a Navigator and have them tour the country.
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Old 08-08-2010, 05:07 PM   #250
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They should just put Situation and Pauly in a Navigator and have them tour the country.
this would be full of win.
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