When Pauly D snaps, he really ****ing snaps

lol I hate all of these people

how was it mikes fault?

jesus christ this season ended horribly

terrible, terrible season ending. the best part was when sammi and ronnie left because we knew we had 5 minutes of JS without either of them

Ramona is friggen ugly. damn, i feel like she got uglier each time i saw her

It took me about 3 eps into season one to predict that Pauly D finishes >>>>>>>>>> ahead of the rest in life. It's not saying much to anoint somebody on JS most centered,LDO, but he has been clearly head and shoulders above the rest from day one. I would like to call Vinny a somewhat close second but he's so goddamned insecure that he may actually rank lower than 3/4 of the ****ing narcissists that make up this show. Pauly's reaction to the BS drama the girls tried to lay on him tonight only serves to solidify my opinion.

You guys have been fond of throwing up rankings throughout the past two seasons. Mine have always been:

Pauly>>>Vinny>>>>>>>>>>rest>>>>>>>>>Situation in large part based on the fact that dude is in his late twenties and the way he deals with women (which a lot of people in this thread seem to admire) is like that of a seventeen-year-old QB in some small ass town in the middle of nowhere. Dude got to miami and has been exposed as a ****ing clueless clown when it comes to pulling prime ass. If they would have edited this season in that direction, they could have made this "Jersey Shore: Situation Can't Get Laid, Even With MTV Cameras Following Him Around and ****."

Seriously, terrible finale. If anyone was actually able to follow that absurd sequence of "he said, she said" and could lay them out in bullet-point format that would be helpful, because I have no ****ing idea what actually happened, lol. All I know was that it started out with the question of who was the most fake in the house, ended up with Snooki crying, and had Pauly going nuts at everyone. Yikes.

lol, I was gonna try and explain it as clearly as I could and even then it still didn't make much sense, so **** it

Can't wait 'til the Pauly show starts. Sitch started out as my favorite, but now it's for sure Pauly. I think Sitch's only reason for telling Sammi "they were talking mad **** about her in there" was so they'd get out of the hot tub so Sitch could use it. Dude seems like he doesn't care about the repercussions of his actions so long as he gets what he wants, even if it's something as meaningless as getting the hot tub to himself immediately instead of waiting a couple minutes.

Sammi Sweetheart has to be the lamest reality TV show person ever. I'm the sweetest pushover you'll ever meet.

and Ronnie's dumb ass has put up with her lame **** for 2 seasons instead of partying with his boys, so what does that say about him?

Even better point. He'll look back on this and regret spending so much time with Sweetheart.

as if anybody needed Ronnie's relationship with Sammi to determine that he's ****ing worthless

True, but at least he was entertaining when he was KO'ing fools every other episode and getting smashed in the clubs.

Anyone else notice Jenni say something about there still being 2 days left in the house AFTER their last night in the club? Did the producers force them to stay in the house for the last 2 nights so they could get some sappy "I can't believe this is it" footage?

'Skins' commercials were kinda cool at first now just giving me a headache

lol Tough Jwoww. 'Somebody called u fake, not me. [walk away]'

k srsly enough with the Skins commercials

Ramona looked particularly horse-like tonight.

lol i have no idea what these ppl are talking about

i mean these people are r'tards

Yeah the scene where ramona met vinny outside she looked huge. def see where the tranny talk came from in that scene

wait wtf that was the actual last night they're not gonna go out once more. ugh lame

I haven't been able to keep up with this show since the fight between Snook, and Angelina, and her departure from the house because of all the other shows coming back on during the same exact time. I need to catch the replays if I find out they were any good.

They forgot one during their superlatives segment.

Understatement of the year goes to...Sammy when she said to Ronnie "let me make something clear, I like to be with my boyfriend at all times."

I like tacos.

I also have an appointment with the dentist next Tuesday. I'll let you know how that goes.