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09-23-2010 , 11:10 PM
I wanna see what Jose thinks about his performance on this show lol. Brutal.

Sitch will just laugh off that Angelina charge. The Snook/Ange fight is gonna be solid it seems...but yeah, they wont show it til the end of the episode like said above.
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09-23-2010 , 11:15 PM
If Jose isn't invited to the reunion, it'll be a damn shame
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09-23-2010 , 11:28 PM
Hate to say it but I think Snooki is gonna get owned. She sounded completely wasted and she's a hobbit.
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09-23-2010 , 11:33 PM
I thought I broke my vagina bone
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09-23-2010 , 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
This is worse than Ronnie and Sammi
Not quite. It was hard too watch that. But I see what you're getting at.
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Originally Posted by Dudd
Snooki is going to be in for a rude surprise in a couple years when the celebrity goes away and suddenly she's treated like the grenade she is. At least when the Situation gets all self righteous about grenades, he's put in the work to get down to 5% body fat
haha so true
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Originally Posted by AcTiOnJaCsOn
i dont think tom wanted that, eventhough a threesome is usually better than reg sex, not in this case
I don't think jwoww wants it either. Even though they're friends and nice, I jsut think jwoww feels bad for her.
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Originally Posted by nevatoomuch9
'dirty little hampster' LMAO
I like the 'dirty trash bag' line a little more
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I wanna see what Jose thinks about his performance on this show lol. Brutal.

Sitch will just laugh off that Angelina charge. The Snook/Ange fight is gonna be solid it seems...but yeah, they wont show it til the end of the episode like said above.
This might not be true. We know the next ep will start with her going at Sitch, but when jwoww/sammi fought they showed the rest as soon as the next ep started.
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09-23-2010 , 11:59 PM
It is so "pot meet kettle" when Snooki is calling guys hitting on her "grenades."
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09-24-2010 , 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by agdci981
It is so "pot meet kettle" when Snooki is calling guys hitting on her "grenades."
and calling angelina a slut
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09-24-2010 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by VarianceMinefield
and calling angelina a slut
doesnt a slut get laid?
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09-24-2010 , 12:25 AM
Did anyone else notice when Ronnie was talking to Sammi outside about tearing it up at the club or w.e and he starts doing that thing with his chest? idk what it's called, but Terry Crews (old spice power blocker guy) does it a lot. was that not weird?
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09-24-2010 , 02:37 AM
Again, it cannot be understated what Angelina brought to this episode. This was HER episode. And it involved maxi pads. She's a figurative reality show suicide bomber.
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09-24-2010 , 02:49 AM
Next week is gonna be epic.

How the **** did samantha find their place?
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09-24-2010 , 02:59 AM
Angelina's role on this show is approaching Puck status. She is just an amazingly awful person in every facet of life.
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09-24-2010 , 03:12 AM
Rocio had great tits in that summer dress at the Gelato shop.
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09-24-2010 , 04:20 AM
sitch and angelina are making this the most entertaining show on television
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09-24-2010 , 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by FlyingRat
Rocio had great tits in that summer dress at the Gelato shop.


"I don't want to turn her into a stalker. I have a tendency to do that."
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09-24-2010 , 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by SchererBoy
Did anyone else notice when Ronnie was talking to Sammi outside about tearing it up at the club or w.e and he starts doing that thing with his chest? idk what it's called, but Terry Crews (old spice power blocker guy) does it a lot. was that not weird?
i didnt think another human being would notice this. lol.
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09-24-2010 , 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaSaltCracka
Angelina's role on this show is approaching Puck status. She is just an amazingly awful person in every facet of life.
, it makes sense she wont b back next season
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09-24-2010 , 06:12 AM
also the sitch line was awesome when he says, if i didnt work out who knows what id look like, if i didnt tan id be pale, if i didnt do laundry i wouldnt have clothes
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09-24-2010 , 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaSaltCracka
Angelina's role on this show is approaching Puck status. She is just an amazingly awful person in every facet of life.
Wow! Puck? Now that's old school. Like 1994 old school.
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Originally Posted by Kirbynator
i didnt think another human being would notice this. lol.
Ya. Pretty sad tbh. It was that backyard fence cam and I happened to catch it.

Quick, more awkward: Him doing that, or me noticing?
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09-24-2010 , 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd
Next week is gonna be epic.

How the **** did samantha find their place?
the producers most likely. just how Angelina knew to go look at her bed when she came off the beach to see if Mike had messed with it when you know her bed was never made to begin with so there's no way for her to suspect anything.


definitely enjoyed the Sitch's line, "if you don't laundry, you ain't got no clothes!"
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09-24-2010 , 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by optionsguy
the producers most likely. just how Angelina knew to go look at her bed when she came off the beach to see if Mike had messed with it when you know her bed was never made to begin with so there's no way for her to suspect anything.


definitely enjoyed the Sitch's line, "if you don't laundry, you ain't got no clothes!"
ya, that was one of those moments where you think "this shows gotta be staged". i mean situation putting her dirty tampon in her bed. then she comes home with a guy and thats the first thing she checks. it was almost to good to be true. Whenever i feel like it could be staged tho i realize i cant give the cast any credit for acting so in the end its way more likely there terrible actors than its staged.
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09-24-2010 , 09:39 AM
I can't believe that was even a real dirty tampon. It was probably clean. Why else would you **** with it? With Ditylina's blood on it?? F That!
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09-24-2010 , 10:56 AM
revised power rankings

Situation
Pauly D
Angelina
Vinnie
Ronnie
Sammi
Jwoww
Snookie

haven't done rankings in a few weeks - Ronnie has moved up just b/c he's been hilarious and kinda ruthless lately, will likely overtake Vinnie if he has more episodes of being a whiny puss. Snookie has become annoying as **** and will probably be ranked last forever now .... before I found her stupidity and midgetness a bit endearing. Sammi moves up b/c of those black South Beach shorts. Angelina is a bonafide **** disturber haha

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09-24-2010 , 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by LVGambler
I can't believe that was even a real dirty tampon. It was probably clean. Why else would you **** with it? With Ditylina's blood on it?? F That!
It wasn't a tampon, it was a pad and they censored it cause it had disgusting pussy blood n **** stains on probably. Sitch called it a tampon later by mistake..
Angelina doesn't wear thongs cause shes a classy broad so she can wear the granny panty pads.. yuck.



Snooki should realize the fkn picture. Only grenades hit on her because she's a fat little disgusting grenade herself. That Emilio dude was only with her because she was famous, he probably just stuck with her until season 2 so.. that he could make an appearance as dumping her and look cool to his friends.

The dudes who hit on her on this episode are probably even better than what she'd get if she wasn't a talentless b-celebtard.

I really want Angelina to get beat the **** up.. it's a shame that the girl to pick a fight with her is also the girl least likely to cause any type of damage...

Pauly calling her and her friend Whales on the beach was funny as ****. I was thinking fkn hell, angelina and her friend look like theyre smuggling whale blubber in those bikinis..
Can't believe someone ITT said she has a sick body.. yea as in it makes you sick.
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09-24-2010 , 11:14 AM
It sucks that they show the Angelina-Snooki fight on the preview. We all know the next episode will end just before it starts, so it'll be 2 weeks before we get to see it.
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