Thank you for avatar sized gif.

Finally saw the new episode. It's up now on mtv.com for anyone else who had no idea about the schedule change this week.

New power rankings:
1a. Uncle Nino
1b. Sanitation ("I'm about to get that ass first", "You want half?" of the egg sammich while Pauly is getting laid, holy ****. Also did a tremendous job forcing Angelina to tell Jose.)
1c. Pauly D ("She has an unbelievable ass like you read about", "Did you try to put it in her butt or somethin?")

2. Vinnie ("My uncle Nino doesn't have the highest standards in the world, so these girls are lookin like supermodels to him right now" and dancing right next to Jose like "yeah, I hit it, you didn't, na na na na na" was awesome. Never shoulda called that girl the second time, though.)



5. Ronnie
6. Snookie
7. Angelina ("I'm not a slut". Yeah.)
8. Sammi
9. Jwoww

Vinnie dropped way low in my book after that episode. He was so clingy/wierd when it came to that chick. He seemed smoothe as hell in the club but the phone is not his friend.

1) Pauly
2) Situation

6) Everyone else

I thought Uncle Ninos voice sounded familiar, so i had a look back. Sneaky cameo in S02E01, rocking the 80's denim costume!

"GOODBYE VINNY, TAKE CARE BUDDY, LOVE YOU!"

i dont get whats to cool with uncle nino, i mean im sure he was an OG back in the day but theres nothing cool about drinking yourself over the years to the point that no one can understand a word you say. agree w/ the rest though.

while i'm not defending Vinny's actions when dealing with the dancer, we've all done stupid stuff when going after a girl that we were really into. i'm sure he'll rebound next week. plus, you have to give him props for dancing all up on Angelina and Jose.

pauly D definitely owned this ep though

Paulie Spikes

ya i mean i didnt have a huge prob with the first call though i would have handled it differently, the second call where he begs and begs was when it really turned pathetic though.

great episode, best of the season imo

ronnie and angelina are pimp status. vinny is a chump.

they alluded to it last episode but vinny showed his true colors here. this is why he needs 'help' and a consoling from the boys.

obligatory power rankings:

1. pauly d
2. sitch
3. ronnie
4. angelina
5. vinny

no one else has mattered

to me this episode reaffirmed that the guys (save vinny) are guys (dogs) first, and they create competition between each other out of it. the girls dislike angelina cause she's a guy and the guys are threatened by angelina because she's so good at being a guy.

pauly d gets major bonus points for pulling one of the hottest bitches throughout the show. not sure i agree with him when he says you gotta treat them differently -- why not take her home, escalate attraction but just not **** her? -- but the scene near the end was redeeming. he's just gotta be right about the girl and not be letting vinny's estrogen rub off on him

sitch loses major points for threatening to tell angelina's guy what's up. imagine the MVP trio doing that to each other! ridiculous double standard. he also loses points for getting butt hurt and almost turning pauly d's smash into a potential **** block; that would've been disastrous. in pure entertainment value he's no. 1 but pauly d is a more nuanced (lolol reality tv) character.

angelina is as hot as any of the guys (she gets a lot of points for being, by far, the most attractive chick in the house imo) and even more manipulative; seems like she'd get along with ronnie actually.

snookie is bitchy cuz she doesnt get any attention, and for good reason. was hoping we could go the whole show w/o hearing sammi; oh well, close enough.

agree with this completely. he was out of his mind on the 2nd call. someone should've smacked him.

It's not a double standard, it's guy code. Sanitation has hung out with Jose a few times at this point, likes him, and thinks he deserves to know the truth so he doesn't keep buying her stuff and looking like a sucker on tv.

I love the contrast in how guys handle it when they know something like that and the idiotic note bull**** the girls pulled. Every day I am glad I got a Y chromosome.

Angelina was the biggest **** blocker in season one, **** her and her bull**** code of silence about Jose

vinny is also like 4-5 years younger than the other guys, he'll be fine

ya i agree i dont think its a double standard. the thing is i dont think anyone on the show is going to care if one of them is hooking up with a lot of people. The thing that pisses them off is is your cheating on a b/f or girl friend which is why ronnie got outted. If ronnie wasnt coming into sammis bed everynight and acting like her b/f then the girls probably would have been silent and not really care that ronnie is living it up as a single man. The same thing goes for angelina, like tex said jose isnt their best friend but a potential friend and overall seems like a decent nice guy that doesnt deserve to be played on national tv. Im sure its happened to situation to as well before he was famous or w/e thats hes fallen for a girl and showered her with love and gifts to find out he was getting played, i think on some level it struck a nerve for him.

wtf jersey shore dudes + no americano song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_pbnMIhunE

Lol at this. Sure it makes sense if these people were somewhat normal, but Situation did it for two reasons.

90% because
1. It would make for good TV, which leads to $$$ in his pocket.

10% because
2. He was jealous that Angelina ****ed Vinnie.

JWoww is doing Playboy

i thought that sitch already ****ed angelina before s1?

seriously? source?

http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_...stripping.html

She'll prolly do a lame clothed shoot like Heidi Montag.

but her face is already naked.. of any features.

she looks like one of those ragdolls

Knockout Ronnie
Mike Sanitation
My Snooki & my J-Lo

Heard this too.
As did Pauly.
Look it up online. I think she was offered $200k for a second appearance, but I never even seen a first one.

He did, and he liked having that over Vinnie. The two of them are always competing.

it tilts me that shed make 200 k for that