Nino, Pauly D, Sanitation spinoff would be the greatest show in TV history.

She's probably use to much older men. She equated him with a 17 year old based on his behavior/choice of words. It's not good when a girl thinks your cute or calls you sweetheart.

No one in here has ever been in a hotel and had sex in front of a cpl ppl or seen someone else going at it? This didn't seem that awkward too me.

Granted there's other rooms in the house he could of went and slept at 6/7 am, but the part with the egg sandwich was funny and totally saved that scene from making Sitch look creepy.

btw just seen a commercial for Sitch's abs being on dancing with stars (I'm prolly real late on that) He's come a long way from GTL.

There's no way to really know exactly what the reason was she turned him down. Coulda been because of how he talked to her, coulda been she had other things going on, coulda been she didn't wanna be portrayed as one of the "JS bimbos" that she's seen on the show previously, w/e.

But even if she had actually came out with him that night and he hooked up with her it wouldn't change the fact that objectively speaking, his "game" was weak as hell in the scenes we saw with regards to his approach to talking to her. If she did come it most likely woulda been because of his status now from being on the show. "Game" in the context a lot of people are talking about just refers to a guys communication style, wit, charisma, humor, confidence, body language, swagger, etc.

It's just one thing among many that girls would be judging you on. He just so happens to be kinda weak in that category (based on what we've seen anyway) but has other stuff going for him that makes up for it... one of which being hitting the lottery and being a mini-celeb on this show, which usually would be enough in and of itself to get a pretty hot girl irregardless of how good your game/looks are. Maybe with that chick it wasn't, who knows.

I've banged with other people in the room all the time, but 100% of those times were in dorm rooms with either mine or her roommate passed out. I can't imagine being cool with a dude sober eating a snack watching me smash some box.

Can't believe no one has mentioned the best line of the episode, something like:

Situation: I'm gonna massage every part of that body in a hot minute
Girl: My feet first?
Situation: I'm about to get that ass first.

Brilliant

he failed tho

it seemed to me as though those girls specifically came back to the house with the plan to try to "turn the tables" on situation and pauly D and look like hot sh*t on tv. The way the chick went from being seemingly 100% with the program to just all of a sudden deciding she needed to leave, along with the manner in which she taunted them while leaving (enjoy playing with yourselves, you hate to see me go but you love to watch me leave, etc), just seemed too contrived to me

Didn't seem that different to "The Mercedes Girls" in S1, just girls looking to be on TV and be around a celebrity without actually doing anything that would make her look like a slut or break up her relationship. Other girl seemed into it though.

In one of the after shows, the first one of this season I think, it was said without actually saying it, that Situation and Pauly have Eiffel Towered a groupie or two or three. So the eating thing is probably not all that out of place for those two.

I almost think Vinny would have been better off saying the exact opposite of what he used on the gogo girl..
"You love me, don't you?"
"I wish you'd work more so you could buy me a drink."
"No way I could romance a gogo dancer slut like you"
"I'm gonna tell everybody I found my next ex-wife."
"I'm gonna go see how many girls I can talk to.. then talk to you later."


When the exact opposite of what you say, might've worked better for you.. that's -[negative] game. Your game would be like the equivalent of dark matter.

Well said. That's exactly what I meant when I said it seemed totally normal too me. These guys have surely 'high fived' a number of times while banging some chic.

I'd bet they get more vag when they're not filming. there's gotta be a lot of girls that just don't want to be seen as slutty on tv, but really wanna get it in with them.

Yeah they even re-create it basically when talking about it.

~2min in.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/jersey-sho...playlist.jhtml

lol awesome

Yea just epic. People who criticize Vinnie for not having a storyline... he's contributed plenty so far this season.

I haven't been to a "club" in ages but is it common for people to dance by themselves like that?

Pretty much.

It's more common than 2 people dancing together as if it's some quirky movie scene. That said, in this case I think Vinnie was blatantly doing a dance of triumph :P

Only when really intoxicated imo.

I find club culture the most foreign thing on earth to me. I'm pretty sure i'd be comfortable almost anywhere besides a club. been to vegas at least 25 times, have spent a grand total of 1 hour in a club (which was smoking cigs and drinking while seated)

now get some posting lessons from him please so we all win

Props for gettng the titles in there, someone please avator size this please

wtf mtv.com

According to this, no new ep this week.