they cant act this well.

not fake

*grenades

Slightly staged, slightly scripted.. I think [most] people can make out the rest. But fake? Nah, I agree, these people can't act that good.

Anyone who doesn't have MVP (in whatever order) in their top three is on crack. Vinny destroyed this episode.

Utterly perplexed as to what this work could be.

This show is not scripted FFS.

Dids - very well said

Angelina's delusional mind baffles me. Vinny rocked.

Situation - He's clearly just aware of his image. I don't get the hate, he used his image to pull off 6 mill a year. Gotta give the man credit. Hate him all you want, call him a fake douche, etc. who cares, he's got 6 mill and he used his head to propel himself into a millionaire status. He's doing the American Dream thang.

What I'm curious about is, did people really call him the situation before season 1? Or did he actually have the foresight to pull off that stupid nickname realizing that he's about to enter a reality tv show, where its success will be determined by how many interesting/crazy situations they get into?

He explained ther origin of the name when he was on Conan last summer. Basically he and a buddy were at the beach and some girl (with her boyfriend not approving) was staring at his abs. His buddy says "uh oh looks like we have a situation" and suppossedly that's how the nickname was born.

i feel like they probably do that too.

probably die in a grease fire.

That

reported

Great episode. Cant wait for next week to see if 6am girl is DTS (Down to Smush ldo)

1) Pauly D
2) Sitch
3) Vinny
4) Snookie
5) Ronnie
6) Angelina
7) Sammi
8) JWOW.

I just love this show so much. The line by Situation about letting dude hit it after buying Angelina a 39.99 or 49.99 watch was awesome. Kinda surprised how much of pussy ass bitch Jenny is, she seemed like one of you nerds after getting beat up in high school claiming she will have the last laugh.

you're a nerd

being a nerd implies youre smart

I'm fairly certain the clip they used of Angelina talking about Vinny hooking up with another grenade was referring to a different night, seen as that girl was very clearly hot (yeah Angelina is delusional but thats a push).

That line was terrible and a perfect example of what I've been harping on about this season irt Situation.

Also, after this episode i feel like Vinny could be the one on coke, and he's ****ing hilarious! Definite star of this episode for me, so many throwaway comments that just cracked me up.

"OH YAHH, OH YAHHH, TWO DUDES IN A JACUZZI!"

yea the santa claus (no e, btw) doesn't deserve praise. the situation was referring to santa as alive/dead...aka he botched it cuz when referring to the existence of santa, people talk about whether or not he is "real." i know i'm being nitty but when he delivered that line it tilted me.

This. Why aren't these girls half as hot as they think they are? Snooki looks like something I left in the toilet this morning. The situation is quite simply the most epic reality tv character ever.

ughhhhh, obviously, thats the whole point why the line is great.

jesus your post tilted me hard

Extremely riveting tale Ebert.

i really don't think the situation chose his words that carefully. we have no way of knowing but either way...the line was not great

basically, if he hadn't said "alive" to start his analogy, i might believe he knew what he was doing as he was just emphasizing santa isn't real...he's dead! (for emphasis). but in the same way snooki and others have botched colloquial expressions/cliches, i think that's what happened. it felt very forced is all i'm really saying.

From now on we can call that line The Santa Clause imo

Using alive/dead was unintentional and extremely hilarious.

oh jeez. somebody too dumbe to either enjoy the pure escapism or analyze pop cultural significance. please to be noticing that there is an extra e somewhere in one of these sentences.