They pretty much all retreat to bed when in times of crisis (after the punching has ended).

I agree, but everyone in here seems to be eating it all right up so I guess he's playing it right.

Get your own points!

oh sorry, just a coincidence really. i've only seen like 3 of the eps this year. i keep meaning to go back and catch up, but haven't done it to this point. and as a result i've mostly been avoiding this thread so as little as possible gets spoiled (or as much as anything can be for this show, lol). so i didn't read that before, but i do agree. he's still good stuff though, but yeah, seems like he's playing for a post-JS career, or at least to be the star of the show. either his agents and stuff have gotten to him, or he's smarter than the rest of them (because it is working, and will probably continue to).

Pretty sure it was mentioned on the season 2 opener that The Situation and Pauly both banged her between seasons.

Ibiza would be way better.

I was just kidding, i'm actually surprised more people aren't pissed off by him this season.

angelina isn't in season 3.

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I cry. I miss her already.

jwoww is so transparently just a bully that can't back it up

its still kinda disrespectful if there not dating and vinny is just using her to bust a nut

what if she is using him to fill her pinhole with a watermelon? (wow that sounds wrong)

I think he would have a bigger problem if they actually were dating tbh.

stuff like this drives me insane. it seems to only run rampant in OOTV "i said it first! i said it first!" wtf cares

Does the part where i said i was just kidding drive you insane too?

its hard for me to say because i dont have a sister, almost all my friends that do that ive talked to say its the opposite.

Your friends reaction is probably standard for everyone else in the world but not for

The Sitch's:

Situation sees that Vinny would probably good for her, Im sure he's smarter and more level headed than other guys she hangs out with.

Im guessing its cause she doesn't eat anything and is exhausted from no energy. Shes is so much thinner than last season.

Pretty good episode, despite the fight being such a tease. It's pretty obvious Sammi only got that punch in because they were pushing Jwow back and she was starting to take it easy. If she wanted to she would've smashed Sammi on the floor.

Maybe next week's episode will show more of Sammi's supposed fighting skills...but imo Jwow had her.

Also I totally jacked the gif

Not reading new posts yet, just wanna say that was by far my favorite episode of the series so far. Had a wide grin on my face pretty much the whole time. Awesome awesome awesome.

After reading through today's posts by some Jersey Shore pros, just want to cosign two things:

- Situation is probably being overrated, and more specifically as someone noted the whole getting the chick a cab and out of the house thing was mostly a trying too hard/somewhat mean-spirited attempt to be funny. I mean I guess it was OK but it was like a really long joke with a mediocre punch line. Plus that whole thing was weird from the beginning, with him leaving her in bed so he could go eat (?).

I think it's partly that the other characters kinda suck (and while I still watch, can see the shark looming) that his charisma stands out that much more.

- JWoww does seem like a bully, but also as someone else noted what exactly are they upset with Sammi about? I don't get it. Sammi is annoying and all but she gets the passive-aggressive note, then everyone lies to her, then they get outed, then somehow Jwoww blows up on Sammi? There must be a key piece of info I'm missing, like what Sammi remotely did wrong besides general sucking to warrant the outburst.

Maybe you missed the fact that Sammi is a stuck-up, moody, highly annoying bitch?

Roid rage isn't supposed to make sense tuq

It's impossible to miss this so...no, I didn't. What I saw was JWoww provoking/escalating/creating the conflict. But I didn't care enough to go back and watch it to see what I missed, so thought it could be something besides the obvious.

Another thing, although it may have been on the after show thing, but Sammi in the shower...serious, serious butterface. Like, with her hair done and wearing the naughty librarian glasses she doesn't look half bad but with her hair slicked back and her face sticking out without any framing it wasn't good, at all

JWoww?

jwoww was bullying around angelina, and sammi saw it as an opportunity to get into it with jwoww

This is still the most kick-ass gif of all time. Just everything about it, the way he turns slowly and without expression, and then BAM unloads before either of the other two can react. Looks like he clipped the bouncers nose en route or the force of the blow would probably have been worse.

BTW I was new to the show at the time but seeing this now Snooki was obviously standing on something about two feet high.