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09-02-2010 , 11:53 PM
holy **** jwow goes straight to the bottom of the power rankings. snooki right above her...i dunno about vinny man, that was pretty douchey of him to go tell jwow about angelina. entertaining show tho lol going into the last commercial break i thought "oh ****, these c*n*s aren't going to show us the fight, **** off
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09-02-2010 , 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Dyenimator
did you miss the whole part where sammi clocked her right in the face and left her with a black eye?
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Originally Posted by DonkeysAlwaysDrw
We haven't confirmed the black eye yet but yeah, Sammi clocking Jwow in the face then saying during the aftershow interview "I think I did pretty well for my first fight " is helping her power rankings imo. But also, in defense of Jwow, Ronnie pushed her off of Sammi while Sammi was on the ground which is what even made the Sammi punch possible. If Ronnie didn't push Jwow that fight was pretty much over, but when Jwow got pushed Sammi was able to gather herself and get in a good blow.
exactly
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09-03-2010 , 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by TheCroShow
holy **** jwow goes straight to the bottom of the power rankings. snooki right above her...i dunno about vinny man, that was pretty douchey of him to go tell jwow about angelina. entertaining show tho lol going into the last commercial break i thought "oh ****, these c*n*s aren't going to show us the fight, **** off
apparently they talk a lot of **** to each other next episode, i dont really get it thought because as he said hes a quiet guy and it seemed pretty clear that fight was going to happen no matter if angelina was there or not which he claimed was angelinas fault.
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09-03-2010 , 12:01 AM
wtf cares if ronnie interfered, sammi isn't a butch fighter lol i tip my hat to her for taking on a tranny with a boob job
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09-03-2010 , 12:05 AM
Still no gif of Situation saying "that's how you throw them out!" ??
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09-03-2010 , 12:06 AM
Vinny is still by far one of the most level headed cast members and Angelina does seem like a two-faced bitch so I was glad to see someone call her out on it.
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09-03-2010 , 12:09 AM
1. Situation
2. Pauly D
3. Vinny



4. Angelina (slightly less awful than the rest below only by not being on camera much lately)
5. Snookie (Props for wanting to get honest w/ Sammi, again, and again, negative points for being Jwow's lap dog)
6. Ronnie
7. Sammi (that's why I say hey man nice shot)
8. Jwoww (yeah you, you ****, you're worse than Sammi now. I liked you so much a month ago. Go air up your tits.)
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09-03-2010 , 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Zimmer4141
Power Rankings

1. Situation
2. Pauly D
3. Vinny

54. Navy
55. Mississippi State
56. Arizona State

116. Wyoming
117. Ball State
118. All the girls not named Sammi
119. Ronnie
120. Sammi
WTF, no way Navy is better than ASU.

Also, thread should be subtitled "itt we take turns bragging about how much we know about coke".

In other news, the guy that does the Ally Bank ads with the kids must be a professional ad man or something because in the last week I've also seen him in gum and home improvement ads and I rarely even watch commercials.

All you Vinnie nuthuggers have to go to sleep knowing he lets Snooki get naked with him. Goddamn she is nasty.
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09-03-2010 , 12:14 AM
Yea, I'm not even sure vinny is 3rd, nevermind on the same tier w/ the other 2. Jesus christ, he willingly banged snooki...
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09-03-2010 , 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by tuq
In other news, the guy that does the Ally Bank ads with the kids must be a professional ad man or something because in the last week I've also seen him in gum and home improvement ads and I rarely even watch commercials.
I've noticed that commercial actors go in spurts. They pop up, then they're in a couple of commercials all at the same time, and then they're never seen again.
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09-03-2010 , 01:08 AM
Obv brilliant longterm plan by Vinny to get people to brag about his **** size on national tv
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09-03-2010 , 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Pudge714
Obv brilliant longterm plan by Vinny to get people to brag about his **** size on national tv
no way snooki comes up with w/e analogy she made
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09-03-2010 , 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator
no way snooki comes up with w/e analogy she made
So what are you suggesting, he told Snooki to say all that about him, or the producers fed her a line? I obviously don't know either way, but she's said some funny things in the past so I don't know why you'd just assume she's incapable of a witty line that's unscripted. This whole thread has devolved into a general feeling of unease about finding the show hilarious while simultaneously questioning the legitimacy of everything on the show that is funny or awesome. And it's only downhill from here, sadly.

I mean, obviously the producers found a tranny, invited her to the club, and told her specifically to hit heavily on the Situation. Seems lame, but not out of the realm of possibility, right?
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09-03-2010 , 02:33 AM
The tranny confessional w the "I'm a trooper. I'm the Situation" Situation was gold.
J-Woww's actions during this whole letter thing has dragged her down big time in my rankings. She can't fess up to Sammi.. yet she's screaming at her in front of everybody? What kind of a friend is she? If you wanna **** Ronnie, you could've been a little less dramatic about it. She's like a vulture hangin over Ronnie just like the Situation is a vulture over Sammi. And neither of them's even worth it!

Also, I really don't need to see Vinny's neck getting shaved every other time they go out clubbin. He should let that **** grow out so he can be Snooki's little pale-faced gorilla.
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09-03-2010 , 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Dyenimator
did you miss the whole part where sammi clocked her right in the face and left her with a black eye?
hi sammi
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09-03-2010 , 02:34 AM
AND THATS HOW YOU GET EM OUT!!!!!!

Situation was epic. And Pauly + Vinny in doctors was funny imo. I'm only halfway through but easily my fav episode of the season
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09-03-2010 , 03:27 AM
this drama has to be faked right? wtf im only 15mins in but this cant be real
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09-03-2010 , 03:34 AM
yeah my favorite episode yet. jwow takes a huge drop and sammi rises some, but she has a lot of work to make up
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09-03-2010 , 03:45 AM
these rankings aren't even fun anymore. it's amazing how incredibly spectacularly dumb every female member of this cast is.
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09-03-2010 , 04:03 AM
How is nobody talking about previews where

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Angelina is making out w/ Vinnie in the cab, after she makes out with Pauly in this ep???
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09-03-2010 , 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
How is nobody talking about previews where

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Angelina is making out w/ Vinnie in the cab, after she makes out with Pauly in this ep???
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cuz its pretty well known and understood that angelina is a slut with bad hygiene. In the aftershow interviews they talk about how she's like a guy and hooked up with more guys than they did girls. She'd also already banged situation before season 1, then made out with pauly before season 2, and said on day 1 that she was down for a 3some with them if it happens. thus, her making out with vinny and pauly is rather unsurprising
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09-03-2010 , 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by TheUntouchable
"I'm not ready to perform right now"

aka

"I'm high on cocaine"
Wat? He was too high on coke to perform so he... went to eat??? GL even eating 1 bite of something when you're coked up, let alone wanting to or having a full meal.

Angelina is definitely the best guess for the person who's on coke if any of them are imo.
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09-03-2010 , 07:35 AM
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09-03-2010 , 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by TheUntouchable
"I'm not ready to perform right now"

aka

"I'm high on cocaine"
this

exactly what I was thinking
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09-03-2010 , 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Wee-Bey
perfect
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