She was a D3 athlete, that barely counts

Angelina obviously hasn't seen the caring continuum

When you devise a scheme so thin that even Ronnie can see through it, you are a bad schemer.

Ranking of Jersey Shore cast by intelligence:

1. The Situation
2. Pauly D
3. Vinny
4. Angelina
5. Snooki
6. Sammi
7. Ronnie
8. Jwoww

my power rankings after week 5

Situation
Pauly D
Vinny
J Wow
Ronnie
Ang
Snooki
Sam

Prediction: a Ronnie move up the rankings in Week 6 and a strong finish to the end of the season

depending on the results of the catfight I think Sammi could jump as high as #4.

also how is Situation the most intelligent?

Situation
Pauly D
Vinnie
Ronnie
Angelina
Snooki
Sammi
JWoww

This is the first time I haven't had Sammi in last in a while. It's nothing that she did good, Jwoww just took the cake as biggest ****** tonight.

He's easily the most intelligent. When all the girls were pissed at Angelina he got the whole crew to accept her. It's obvious that he told everyone that there's enough drama as it is is and that they are risking money if they ignore Angelina.

I mean yea by book smarts, maybe someone is smarter, but when you combine knowing what to do, act and say, he's the most intelligent.

he was a great offensive coordinator for the scene with the girls they brought back

that takes intelligence

then the next scene right after that is a closeup of his back tattoo

which is a CROSS ffs

Its so obvious who the oldest people are on this show because they are clearly the smartest/coolest/most mature.

Amazing episode. Situation is the ****ing man and Pauly D is a champion liar.

"I see the word 'wisely' and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary."

It's all very quick, but it looks like Sammi lands a pretty nice right cross in next weeks fight, based on the preview clip.

I love the editing of this show. We dont need to see ron making out with the girls but it adds so much to the scene

:hmmm: I kinda like the added tension and drama because this situation could invite the Situation.. into this situation.

dont understand why they dont kick sammi off the show. every episode is those two fighting now. thats not that this show should be about. should be about tan ppl pickin up chicks and avoiding land mines!

If they trimmed this show down to nothing but the MVP hippopotamus scene and other similar scenarios, it would be G.O.A.T. material. Instead, we have to suffer through five weeks of the Sammi/Ronnie snoozefest to get five awesome minutes of grenade deflection. MTV sucks.

Vinny's the youngest. Basically 2nd smartest.

not being able to see how bright tHe SitCH is, is a very good litmus test for your own intelligence

tumaterminator

Updated rankings:

1. Situation (Kicked ass in this episode and took over first place. "I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade in Pauly's room to blow up by herself" and "I take Christine or Kristen or whatever her name is into the smash room" were great.)
2. Pauly D
3. Vinny
4. Ronnie ("I see the word "wisely" and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary")


5. Angelina




6. Snooki (shouldn't even be ranked after that letter idiocy)
7. Jwoww (see above, only worse because it was pretty much all her idea then she denied having anything to do with it)

8. Sammi will only get out of the 8 hole if she gangbangs the entire Miami Dolphins locker room including the coaches and trainers and shows the video of it to Ron.

First half of the After Show is decent. Apparently Angelina is a slut:

http://www.mtv.com/videos/jersey-sho...playlist.jhtml

I had to watch this episode off the MTV website, in the after the show videos they have, it was mentioned that Ronnie(i know you mean Sammi finding out) thought JWOWWs boyfriend Tom had mailed the letter because "it was printed" so it was going to be obvious who the prime suspects were either way.

Situations reaction to the letter was awesome. I expected the guys who edit the show to build up some drama between Ronnie and Situation since they made sure to leave the comment about breaking Situations face in nice and clear.


Not really a spoiler;


edit:
Yeah this video. This should also end the "why wouldn't they show them hooking up if it was happening, sex sells!" debate.

The Smash Room!

I think Sitch has locked up #1 in my power rankings for the rest of the season with that performance.

Updated power rankings

The Situation
Pauly D
Vinny
Snooki
Jwoww
Ronnie
Angelina
Sammie

the best is when paulys like "o well i didnt see any of that" when confronted by sammi then the editing shows him watching ronnie and pointing out to vinny while laughing.