Needs way less sober Ronnie/Sammi, **** this is brutal

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Boo to this job bull****, why do they make them work these crappy menial jobs? Has there ever been a good job moment in reality show history?

why don't we have the technology to just clone another situation and pauly and replace ronnie and sam

Ronnie said they unfortunately have to work a job this summer, but weren't they filming in the winter? I'm confused.

They need to start meeting other people in Miami and bringing them back to the house... they all know each other so well now that I don't care about them bitching and in-fighting. Best moments were always when they brought back the local skanks.

Seriously, they're in Miami and they put them in a gelato shop???? Surely there's plenty of more interesting places to work in Miami...

plus one i was thinking the exact same thing also after last season plus club appearances etc youd think they wouldnt need a job.

W T F is with the grainy image crap, did they have this last season??? A couple of new cast members would have spiced things up a bit this season too.

I wonder if that dude that hired them is brilliant or ******ed. I cant figure it out yet.

angelina is seriously ruining this show with major contribution from ronnie and sam

how did vinny get on this show? I dont know how to express why but he just seems out of place, hes just super mellow and ordinary. he doesnt do anything stupid, hook up with women (so far this season), nor say that much funny. It seems like the girls in the house dont even really like him that much. he adds nothing really to the show, like dead space or something

That whole last scene was such a mind ****, i mean the guys give her so many chances to just drop it and she doesnt, just dont know whats wrong with her brain. tho the whole slap thing seemed kinda staged i mean that was the weakest slap i have ever seen. the whole last seem was just a mind ****, will be kinda interesting now that shes literally burnt every bridge

Have you ever seen a girl in her early 20's blackout drunk?

ARE YOU ****ING TOUCHING ME?!

Pauly just saved the episode IMO.

i guess being drunk complicates things but its just so wierd that she would care so much about him going after someone thats engaged, especially if pauly was right and she dated a married man. It could be that she likes him and situation so much that she doesnt want to see either with another girl and was **** blocking. The whole slap was so soft though it was almost a tap, kinda wierd imo.

Angelina and Mckenzie from Real World could form the ultimate offensive line **** blocking syndicate.

ya one other funny line was when one of the guys while describing the girls ronnie hooked up with said "she played tight end for the giants". I just hope going forward its more of them going to the club, less sober ronnie and sammi like dudd said and hopefully this job thing just isnt featured.

Honestly everyone on the show reminds me of someone 5-6 years younger (except Vinny). Drunk Angelina reminded me of a drunk 16 year old.

With all of the interactions with the "grenades," "landmines," etc (and it looks like they take some more home next ep), when is the last time any guy on this show brought home a legitimately hot girl? Has it ever actually happened? Think about it.

this episode was definitely high school

I dont think "literally" means what you think it means.


Anyway on to the show:

I didn't think this one was very good, but previews for next week look incredible.

I got confused with the last scene. I really don't know why Angelina was so mad at DJPD but like someone said earlier, she was really drunk.

Pauly mentioned in the first ep of the season that he hung out with Angelina when he was DJing at some club and they hooked up, so it looks like when she got blackout this week she just used it to channel all of her pent up **** with having some sort of thing for Pauly. Seriously, though, she came back on the show with every girl hating her so she became an instant clinger to the guys, and now she's pissed them off, too. It takes a serious effort to outcast yourself from this group of people. Since they've already confirmed they're heading back to the Jersey shore to film another season without her, it looks like this does not end well.

But at the same time, **** her, because she started ep 1 saying she wanted to make amends, and immediately went into bitch mode.

Can someone please gif the Situation and the chick who bit him in the club?

Also, Ronnie bobbing his head up and down with his sunglasses in his mouth

I enjoyed it. I'm starting to like to Ronnie/Sammi crap only because I always watch w my roommates so it's fun to make fun of what a bitch Ronnie is.

god.....t shirt time takes me back to college **** !!!!!!!!!!

i think ima get an apt with pauly and sitch

seriously....situation has 0 chance to shine with all the basic drama going on, such horse****