Ugh, according to TMZ, Snooki gets more than anyone else for appearances? She is so f'kn disgusting. I mean, even when she gets dressed up she is a little troll. That story about her arrest and misplaced sense of entitlement is lol, as is the picture. Love the snark the Superficial wrote on it.

All the broads are really bone ugly by the way, and that's not grading on an OOT curve. They just are. Agree that Angelina is probably the best looking but even then that's not saying much. Like almost everyone else I think the guys are mostly cool and hilarious though.

Also yeah, who gives a crap about the in-house romance? There are exactly two people in the world who care and they are on the show.

Snooki is gross but to say the rest of the girls are "bone ugly" is ridiculous.

anyway, loved how the cast had to play it out as though they were SHOCKED to see Angelina show up. yeah, like they had no clue.

Surprised most people think Angelina is the hottest. With the weight loss I think it has to be Sammi now.

idk who the hottest is but i sure as hell know if i had a choice to bang one it would deff be jwowww she would be a freak

i dont understand why people come onto the internet and act like they have some high standards for women for their egos sake, by critisizing girls who are hotter than girls they have probably slept with. its always ironically from people who probably dont have much experience with women (think tuqer). Some of the comments that have been made goes beyond ridiculous. It doesn't make you cool to say that every girl is ugly, it just makes you lame and pretentious.

I mean seriously, her attitude is one thing and I could understand people who would say "i hate her personality, shes conceited and has no skills, i wouldnt date someone like this" but saying she is ugly is ridiculous. If she or the other girls on the show were, they wouldnt be on jersey shore to begin with nor would clubs be paying them money to appear. On the other hand shes not a supermodel or else she would be modeling victorias secret and making more money than she is now. I think a lot of the hate probably derives from the fact that people (rightfully so) believe she is overpaid and doesnt deserve any of the fame that we all crave.

The reality is she and the rest of the girls on the show are above average in terms of attractiveness but are not a 10. The word isnt tilt, but it always makes me chuckle when people come on the internet with a smug attitude and claim these girls are ugly when they would probably snap sleep wth them in real life, especially in a club setting after a couple drinks.

nah dude seriously snookie is ugo and you try way too hard with the tuq for worst mod thing and you steal avatars

dont agree but fair enough........ haha

How do you not steal kc's avatar here

Yeah basically.

Anyway, I was going to respond to this even before AJ's ******ed troll post but no, I absolutely do not find these women attractive and yes, I absolutely have banged more attractive ones by most objective metrics, which honestly is not that hard.

Although admittedly, what I find attractive is somewhat different than many. I work out every day - even when I was bloated like the times I met young kidcolin I was still strong and a legend at my gym, but I've really kicked it up this year - and what turns me on is women who at least try to be fit, even if genetics conspire against them. So to me seeing a woman work up a sweat is hot, or lifting weights. All I see from these broads is a ton of makeup, push-up bras, lots of screeching, and zero attempt to take care of themselves. Do they have big tits? Sure, but that's largely because they are chunky, and chunky women have big tits by default. As it happens, I have never really given a crap about big tits, it's way below legs, ass, and face on my personal preference scale.

Do I hate them? No, I don't care about them. But I do not find them attractive. At all. And no avatar thieving troll who stalks me around the forums is going to change this fact.

one of the best/funniest posts ive ever read, A +, im just glad for you that you had sex before you became the 40 yr old virgin (ill take your word for it but it wouldnt be the first time you lied on the internet).

Please stop posting. You make tuq look much better than he actually is.

haha, I think your reaching...

Hey AJ, the subject is Jersey Shore, the TV show. Let's stick to show discussion and not you derailing it like you do every other thread I post in so you can perpetuate your ******ed hard-on for me.

thats a really adorable perception considering the reality is the opposite (you banned me because you said you had nothing better to do lol). Everything i posted was on jersey shore until you got overly defensive and wanted to flex your e-muscles, the girls on their are definitely not ugly by the people of americas standards or else producers would not have them on the show.

Sammi looks pretty decent now.

All of the other girls are sloppy and unattractive, regardless of how large and visible JWOWW's tits are.

Fkn ban aj already plz. Not for tup hate, but for that absurd position wrt snookie's hotness.

haha, ill concede shes not the best looking on the show, I think j wow is the best. Also i believe the term i used was that all the girls on the show are above average looking girls and not flat out ugly. this is based on the premise that no producers would allow ugly girls on a reality show about partying and social relationships because it would crush the ratings.

Can someone explain to me what it means when Ronnie starts dancing?

Thread needs more gifs.

It means the coke's kicking in

I FORGOT THIS WAS ON. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yo bros can we keep things copasetic in here? For the sake of shnickers.

Definitely hot.

Bill Simmons had a good 20 minutes on his podcast dedicated to Jersey Shore. Best part was when Dave Jacoby declared it Ronnie's season, because "he's timed his cycles perfectly."

Im just happy to hear tuq is a legend at his gym and that he's really kicked it up this year.

Yeah ever since the season 1 reunion show he has looked like a coke fiend. Didn't notice it in the first season.