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11-30-2010 , 04:33 AM
extremely crazy theory based on nothing at all, other than the information that there's some big twist ahead like last year. but i will put it in spoilers anyway, in case people don't want to read pointless guesswork:

Spoiler:
Jordan Chase is using Lumen to **** with Dexter. she's under his spell or whatever like Emily, and he set this whole thing up somehow, maybe to have him get rid of his co-conspirators on the rape stuff. i mean Jordan has obviously done a lot of research on Dexter, and his whole thing exposing people's raw emotions or whatever. what would get him more fired up than if Lumen was betraying him the whole time? then blah blah, he uses Lumen to set him up and get Dexter in a position where they can kill him James Bond style, but he gets out of somehow and kills them.

then Robocop dies somehow, because there's no way he can't given what he knows and has seen. he doesn't have a lot of proof of anything yet, but there's way too much smoke for anything else to see that. so no way he makes it out alive. my other theory if the first crazy one doesn't pan out, is that Lumen kills Robocop while he's stalking around his place looking for info. like maybe he breaks in while he thinks everyone is out, then she M99's his ass and kills him. i mean Dexter can't, not like he fits "the code", so it's got to be her, or Quinn, or Deb, or someone else...

oh wait i know, just when Robocop is going to turn Dexter in, he'll get his head cut off by the Santa Muerte dude. they gotta tie that into the rest of this mess somehow, lol.


well that was fun. just wanted to go on record in case my 10,000-1 shot plays out and i can look smart. all i know is that it's pretty tough to guess what these writers are going to do next, they're capable of anything really.

/ridiculous speculation
11-30-2010 , 05:39 AM
lol 72off, your last one would be hilarious and probably make most of this board's heads explode
11-30-2010 , 05:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VarianceMinefield
awesome episode i thought. i really liked the scene with lumen talking to emily. i really liked all the jordan chase scenes. they are foreshadowing deb finding out.
I think they've foreshadowed Deb being sympathetic to Lumen progressing her first with the shooting and then with her 'Noone could go through this and have a life again' then her lightbulb moment 'Who would want to take these guys out - me'

I dont see a resolution to the season without Robocop dieing, and with Deb having already met Lumen I can see her being caught and helped/released by her. Who they have kill Robocop will be interesting - I suspect Quinn for no particular reason.

My only prediction is that Chase will get away, and has franchises in multiple states. He becomes the Trinity of Season 6.

Sorrow
11-30-2010 , 07:03 AM
72o ill give you 10-1 on that prediction
11-30-2010 , 08:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 72off
extremely crazy theory based on nothing at all, other than the information that there's some big twist ahead like last year. but i will put it in spoilers anyway, in case people don't want to read pointless guesswork:

Spoiler:
Jordan Chase is using Lumen to **** with Dexter. she's under his spell or whatever like Emily, and he set this whole thing up somehow, maybe to have him get rid of his co-conspirators on the rape stuff. i mean Jordan has obviously done a lot of research on Dexter, and his whole thing exposing people's raw emotions or whatever. what would get him more fired up than if Lumen was betraying him the whole time? then blah blah, he uses Lumen to set him up and get Dexter in a position where they can kill him James Bond style, but he gets out of somehow and kills them.

then Robocop dies somehow, because there's no way he can't given what he knows and has seen. he doesn't have a lot of proof of anything yet, but there's way too much smoke for anything else to see that. so no way he makes it out alive. my other theory if the first crazy one doesn't pan out, is that Lumen kills Robocop while he's stalking around his place looking for info. like maybe he breaks in while he thinks everyone is out, then she M99's his ass and kills him. i mean Dexter can't, not like he fits "the code", so it's got to be her, or Quinn, or Deb, or someone else...

oh wait i know, just when Robocop is going to turn Dexter in, he'll get his head cut off by the Santa Muerte dude. they gotta tie that into the rest of this mess somehow, lol.


well that was fun. just wanted to go on record in case my 10,000-1 shot plays out and i can look smart. all i know is that it's pretty tough to guess what these writers are going to do next, they're capable of anything really.

/ridiculous speculation
Spoiler:

Wouldn't the phone call scene between Lumen and Jordan rule this out? They talked privately when Dexter wasn't around and Lumen freaked out when Jordan revealed that he knew it was her.

Last edited by Orick; 11-30-2010 at 08:53 AM. Reason: added spoilers to not give away the contents of the theory in spoilers
11-30-2010 , 09:29 AM
*warning*: skip this post if you don't want to read stupid crap

Quote:
Originally Posted by Orick
Spoiler:

Wouldn't the phone call scene between Lumen and Jordan rule this out? They talked privately when Dexter wasn't around and Lumen freaked out when Jordan revealed that he knew it was her.
absolutely correct, damn! knew i forgot something important...

Spoiler:
ok well how bout this then, maybe that wasn't fear we saw during the phone call with Chase, but sexual excitement boiling over. clever swerve, writers! now it can all still play out the way i said, lol.

and no, definitely not taking any bets on this garbage.


ok i'm done, don't ban me D.id.s...
11-30-2010 , 12:13 PM
Prediction:

Deb will cry at some point in the next two episodes.
11-30-2010 , 01:06 PM
Spoilering all the predictions is pretty unnecessary. The season ends in 2 episodes, if you dont want to read discussion about how it might end stay out of the thread until then.
11-30-2010 , 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kylephilly
did nobody else question that that Cole literally busted through the hotel room door in episode 7 right before they killed him?
no one cares about how lame this was?

-he busts through the door
-no hotel surveillance or anything

like wtf that was super bad
11-30-2010 , 01:52 PM
^ this was covered way back, i think everyone agrees with you
11-30-2010 , 03:04 PM
Yeah, seriously, nobody gives a **** about the hotel door. Those that do discussed it to death weeks ago when it happened.
11-30-2010 , 03:29 PM
Dexter prolly just fixed it. He's a sick handyman obv.
11-30-2010 , 03:41 PM
ah sorry i scanned the last few pages but i was a week behind so i'll have to go back further
11-30-2010 , 03:50 PM
also, just realized that jordan chase is the guy from hackers (a favorite of mine)

dade miller aka ZEROCOOL aka CRASH OVERRIDE


searched the thread for hackers but didn't see it mentioned, i'm sure he is in other stuff too
11-30-2010 , 03:52 PM
lol its been mentioned
11-30-2010 , 04:21 PM
kylephilly is really the Woodward & Bernstein of this thread. On the forefront of cutting edge reporting and breaking news.
11-30-2010 , 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by goofyballer
Nitpick from last night's episode:

Would have been much more interesting if Alex had nothing to do with it and Jordan used his influence over that chick to set him up - if she says his name and they plant those trinkets in his house, boom, they kill an innocent guy. As played, kiiiiiinda dumb and unnecessary.
Chase could just be tying up loose ends, and at the same time trying to Dexter and Lumen caught. There probably isn't any evidence leading back to Chase, since now we know he just likes to sit back and watch.


Quote:
Originally Posted by kylephilly
did nobody else question that that Cole literally busted through the hotel room door in episode 7 I guess right before they killed him?

how did they patch that up so quick?!?! so gay
Chase knows exactly what happened to Dexter at this point, and is rich enough to have that covered up/the door fixed. Who would question anything? Besides, the fact that they are raping and murdering women means Chase can never go to the police anyway.
11-30-2010 , 06:44 PM
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT JOHN LITHGOW IS GOING TO BE ON DEXTER STOP I REALLY LOVE THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN AND WILL BE SAD WHEN IT IS CANCELED STOP
KYLEPHILLY
11-30-2010 , 06:50 PM
I think dexter will eventually be caught when Deb or the babysitter is picking up some baby photos that just got developed and the guy behind the counter says "Oh take these for Dexter while you're at it" and hands over the dead people pictures that dexter always develops for his kill room.
11-30-2010 , 06:55 PM
You're so dumb. He obviously uses Shutterfly.
11-30-2010 , 07:24 PM
Hey I bet that Nanny turns out to be a serial killer too! No wait, they spent all the first episodes developing her for no reason.....
11-30-2010 , 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 72off
extremely crazy theory based on nothing at all, other than the information that there's some big twist ahead like last year. but i will put it in spoilers anyway, in case people don't want to read pointless guesswork:

Spoiler:
Jordan Chase is using Lumen to **** with Dexter. she's under his spell or whatever like Emily, and he set this whole thing up somehow, maybe to have him get rid of his co-conspirators on the rape stuff. i mean Jordan has obviously done a lot of research on Dexter, and his whole thing exposing people's raw emotions or whatever. what would get him more fired up than if Lumen was betraying him the whole time? then blah blah, he uses Lumen to set him up and get Dexter in a position where they can kill him James Bond style, but he gets out of somehow and kills them.

then Robocop dies somehow, because there's no way he can't given what he knows and has seen. he doesn't have a lot of proof of anything yet, but there's way too much smoke for anything else to see that. so no way he makes it out alive. my other theory if the first crazy one doesn't pan out, is that Lumen kills Robocop while he's stalking around his place looking for info. like maybe he breaks in while he thinks everyone is out, then she M99's his ass and kills him. i mean Dexter can't, not like he fits "the code", so it's got to be her, or Quinn, or Deb, or someone else...

oh wait i know, just when Robocop is going to turn Dexter in, he'll get his head cut off by the Santa Muerte dude. they gotta tie that into the rest of this mess somehow, lol.


well that was fun. just wanted to go on record in case my 10,000-1 shot plays out and i can look smart. all i know is that it's pretty tough to guess what these writers are going to do next, they're capable of anything really.

/ridiculous speculation
That is so good. I actually forwarded that to my mum lol
11-30-2010 , 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by kingweed
That is so good. I actually forwarded that to my mum lol
In B4 someone asks for pics of mom
11-30-2010 , 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Orick
Spoiler:

Wouldn't the phone call scene between Lumen and Jordan rule this out? They talked privately when Dexter wasn't around and Lumen freaked out when Jordan revealed that he knew it was her.
wouldn't the fact that Dexter just stumbled upon Lumen when he going after Boyd rule this out? There is no way Chase could have set that up. Dexter saved her life.
12-01-2010 , 08:35 AM
I am absolutely hating this whole Dexter with a partner/love interest angle. It sucks imo. Robocop angles sorta interesting I guess. I love that he's 'Robocop' hahaha.

      
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